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Parking Your Lexus In Not One, But Two Handicapped Spots At Zorba’s Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle Move Of All Time

Parking Your Lexus In Not One, But Two Handicapped Spots At Zorba’s Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle Move Of All Time

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Update: We have been made aware of whose vehicle this was. It was a mistake. Shit happens and we’re pretty sure they regret it. Out of respect for the business we’re blacking out license plate information. 

Hey Turtleboy!

So here it is, Christmas Eve…..the season for giving, right? Not for this entitled asshat.
My day went to hell and I didn’t eat anything before heading out of town, so on the way through wonderful Worcester I decided to pop in at Zorba’s for some takeout. It happened to be on the way and would break up the drive through some of Worcester’s finest neighborhoods. I grabbed my food and just got back to the car when along comes this woman who whips in on her Lexus like she owns the place. She proceeds to pull into not one, but TWO handicap parking stalls! No handicap plate, no placard, and no one else in the vehicle. I mean, because it was raining and she was driving the most expensive car in the lot and well, ain’t nobody got time to not park like a douchebag.
Clearly a woman this important wasn’t about to get wet, so she hops out of the car and SPRINTS into the restaurant like she’s running from a bunch of evil Trump supporters looking to hurt her feelings. Yeah, obviously she has some kind of physical impairment that prevented her from stopping just one parking space away and not taking up resources designated for those less fortunate. But nope, this woman is above all that. She is more important than the the Iraq vet who lost his legs in the war….correction: she is more important than two disabled vets. 
I tried sticking around to get a picture of this chick when she came out but I was running late. Anyhow, here is a photo of her chariot along with the plate info and VIN number. I didn’t send any of the personal information but I’m sure you have no issues getting that. I would love for you guys to put her on blast and let people know this is NOT ok. And on Christmas Eve nonetheless!

Picture would’ve been great, but the parking job says enough. Look, we’ve all been to some restaurant where the parking lot is PACKED but there’s five handicapped parking lots outside. We’ve all asked ourselves what time the motorcade of war veterans was gonna show up for a burger and fries. But we don’t do it because we’re not savages.

Anyway, what else is there for Turtleboy to say that the emailer didn’t already? It’s some chick in a Lexus who thinks rules don’t have consequences. And the fact that she took up not one, but two handicapped spots is the icing on the dooshnozzle cupcake.


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61 Comment(s)
  • Uncensored
    December 29, 2016 at 2:04 am

    Ahhh, I knew that caching server would come in handy some day…. It is also still visible on the facebook page:

    MA Reg 29VH68
    VIN JTHDL5EF5A5002056
    2010 Lexus LS460L

    Oh and would you look at that…..guess who it comes back registered to??

    • Curious
      December 29, 2016 at 3:48 am

      Who does it come back too?

      • Google Goddess
        December 29, 2016 at 6:21 pm

        Im not the smartest girl in the world, but it looks to me like Nusa Dimopoulos of 252 South Street in Auburn. Hmmmm…….now why does that name sound familiar? Oh thats right, thats the same name of a certain restaurant owner that just signed a check to stuff the turtle back in his shell.

  • Wwy
    December 27, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Don’t blame TB the owner is a Jew you can’t criticize a Jew anyone else is fair game everyone knows this how else are you removed from over 130 countries. It’s us not them,lol.

    • Wabbitt
      December 27, 2016 at 6:01 pm

      Mazel tov!

    December 27, 2016 at 11:54 am

    As I stated if it is a family member of a cop or firefighter they illegally park where ever they want as they feel the power their relative holds is extended to them.

    It is time to expose them, from state trooper stickers, firefighter stickers I am TIRED of these DANGEROUS DRIVERS and blatent violators of handicap and fire lane parking.

    So as you see it is dependent on WHO broke the law not on the behavior.

    Aiden, Daoust and Brett had CRIMINAL FELONY charges SWEPT UNDER THE RUG.



    • Turd Burglestein
      December 27, 2016 at 1:26 pm

      Listen to the lyrics, then go pound sand you potsy looking putz.

    • Agent Smith
      December 27, 2016 at 3:11 pm

      Kevin, do everyone on earth a big favor and wash your mouth out with buckshot, you dangerous asshole.

    • Kevins 9 iron
      December 27, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      Where have you been? Big mama upstairs is walking heavy footed again so she’s upset about something. David hasn’t used me in weeks either. I’m under this bed sharing space with dust bunnies and David’s stilettos. Time to take me out and fuck me like you used to.

      • Kevin's EBT Card
        December 27, 2016 at 5:53 pm

        You’re complaining? I’m used everyday and not just at Price Rite and Compare Foods. David bangs me against the glass cutting his cocaine and then licks me clean like the underage boys you spy on with binoculars.

    December 27, 2016 at 11:48 am

    Lmao, Turtlebitch gave an update. They KNOW the person who parked in not one but TWO handicap spots.

    They NOW state it was an “accident”.lmao..

    This is typical turtlebitch work and double standard.

    They attack people for what their friends and family do the same as it is a double standard.

    They also just blocked me again today as I exposed them as pure hipocrites.Lmao…..

    It is war as turtlebitches AGAIN unjustly attacked me and AGAIN posted the picture of minor children in my family.

    Matt Pervier aka turtlebitch moderator has a brother who is Chief of police in Charlton.

    Due to such relationships people like matty feel that they can abuse power that their family holds.

    One fucking thing you need to know that these positions ARE PUBLIC EMPLOYEES and not your personal power abuse machine.

    We know Gaffney is number one turtleridin coward who holds power. We are working on addressing that.

    • Wabbitt
      December 27, 2016 at 5:58 pm

      And where, pray tell, are these pictures you speak of? You always have allegations, yet never any tangible evidence to back them up.

      One screenshot. One picture of Brett skulking around your yard. Provide one bit of proof and I’ll join your crusade.

    December 27, 2016 at 10:21 am

    Hey Turtleboy, Gomez and I were driving behind an old lady who was driving UNDER the speed limit and she had her directional on the whole time!!!!! I wrote down her plate number. Who do I call to go full court press on her ass the FBI?

      December 27, 2016 at 12:05 pm

      Why do you call him “Gomez?” You have done this for years stalking us under FAKE facebook accounts.

      Typical Turtleboy MAKING UP STORIES.

      This is why you HAVE ZERO CREDIBILITY. Your pages are FRAUDULENT FAKE NEWS.

      • Wabbitt
        December 27, 2016 at 5:55 pm

        Jumping on that fake news bandwagon, eh? Because it’s the fault of everyone with a brain that you’re too simple minded to realize that The Onion is satire.

  • Turtle Warrior
    December 27, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Are you kidding me?!? This blog exists for the sole purpose that it claims to publish things that no one else has the nerve or courage to report, and now all of a sudden we are censoring ourselves? You come out with a bold statement that this is possibly the “biggest dooshnozzle move of ALL TIME” and now simply because you found out who it was, it is suddenly okay? Oh yes, I am sure it was an accident and they feel so bad about doing it. You can clearly tell that there is no way for them to have seen the multiple handicapped symbols on the pavement as well as the signs. Seriously, wtf is this? Is turtleboy getting soft on us? Or did he finally encounter someone with a big enough bribe to get him to bend, stooping to the same level of everyone else that he calls out? Either way, I won’t be spending any of my hard-earned money at a restaurant owned by the biggest dooshnozzles of all time.

      December 27, 2016 at 10:28 am

      Good for you Turtle Warrior. Hey, you seem like my kind of gal.

      December 27, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Not one but TWO handicap spots. This is classic Turtleboy reporting.

      Look at their personal facebook and twitter pages they have friends and family running go fund me accounts for the SAME EXACT things that they PUBLICLY SHAME OTHERS ON TURTLEBOY.

      They wrote a FALSE story about me stating I didn’t shovel when I did. They don’t care as they KNEW it was an enemy of mine taking a shot at me unjustly but they went ahead with harassing me.

      Then they posted pics of minor children in my family stating they were going to brutally rape and assault them. I have screens hots of Brett stalking neighbors of those minor children.

      They are very dangerous stalkers.

      Then in response they PRINTED another FAKE story about me stating I stalked minor children of main turtleriders.

      This was 100% FALSE. I got serious threats to do bodily harm to me and my family over this false story.

      I have ALL the screenshots.

      • Wabbitt
        December 27, 2016 at 5:54 pm

        And yet, you don’t show them. If these screenshots actually existed they would be extremely damning and would bolster your case immensely.

    December 27, 2016 at 10:12 am

    I used to run around parking lots in Fitchburg looking for parking violations and taking pictures because that’s what hero’s do!!

  • Mambo
    December 27, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Why did you censor the license plate now? It was show earlier along with the VIN. Is the internet lawsuit too real?

    • Reading is FUNdamental
      December 27, 2016 at 10:01 am

      There is an update. Read. The explanation is right there in front of you. Top of paragraph 1.

      • Turtle Warrior
        December 27, 2016 at 10:19 am

        That update isn’t much of an update at all, it just states that Turtleboy folded for some undisclosed reason. Never seen him cave so easily before, must have offered him a lifetime supply of tzatziki to cover up the crime from some VIP. Breaking the law is breaking the law, asshole.

      • Mambo
        December 27, 2016 at 10:24 am

        Exactly what Turtle Warrior said. I can read fine, that’s just not a very thorough explanation. He caved pretty quick too, did he find out it was his Uncle Turtleboy or something.

  • bird
    December 27, 2016 at 8:31 am

    The police don’t even show up for traffic accidents. I highly doubt that they are going to show up for someone in a handicapped spot when they are dealing with rapes, robberies, murders, shootings, gangs, drugs,and knifings in Joe Puddy’s Worcester.

    • Gimpy
      December 27, 2016 at 8:52 pm

      Actually, the Auburn and Charlton PD’s were actually quite responsive and nice. Also the Foxborough cops at Gillette, and the staties at Logan too.

    • BobnMic
      December 27, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      Bird – They would show up for a call like that. Cops take that shit very serious. Once the tag is placed on the windshield and hook is on arrival and hooking the car up – the idiot owner of that car can just stand there and watch. When it is all said and done that act of selfishness and laziness can cost upwards of $500.00.

  • Dgaf
    December 27, 2016 at 2:33 am

    “Like they own the place” I’m guessing they do. Also how is this news? We need hot takes.

  • Wwy
    December 27, 2016 at 12:42 am

    Must be a kike it’s their world we just live in it,they can’t comprehend building houses in other people’s land is wrong and no one gives a shit about 5000 years ago,the U.N should bomb the shit out of the q-tip Jew zapinski(Netanyahu) the fake Jew dumb pollock.

    • Wabbitt
      December 27, 2016 at 5:50 pm

      Happy Hanukkah!

  • Tommy v
    December 26, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    “We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.”

    Who’s car was it? Why would it matter?

  • juror seven
    December 26, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    Looking at the picture, are you certain that the building is Zorba’s?

    • juror seven
      December 26, 2016 at 8:17 pm

      I stand corrected in that the building is next to Zorba’s. The parking spots are in the driveway at Zorba’s.

  • Dave Lind
    December 26, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    I used to live in a condo complex with reserved parking spaces. Obviously, visitors could give a rats ass about where they park, so every time I was forced to park in a visitors spot because the lazy slugs would park in my space, I would let half of the air out of one tire. Once in a while, 2 tires. Made it just inconvenient enough for them as they did for me. I didn’t let all the air out because then they would be stuck in my parking spot, but just enough for them to drive away and realize things weren’t right. Ahh , the good old days

  • Jack Mehoff
    December 26, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Remove the tire stem cap, place a teeny pebble inside, replace cap. Tire will go flat rather quickly. People who own cars like this have no clue how to diagnose nor repair it. No damage is done.

    While they are waiting for AAA, call the Police and claim your grandmother couldn’t park there so she went home mad. While Police are in there go inside and tell the Manager the same story and that you won’t be eating there that time because of this woman. Hopefully she gets the double barrel treatment.

    Many who have the handicap sticker abuse it (if your disabled Mom isn’t in the car you cannot use the sticker nor space, lazy asshole) but for most it is a help.

  • Gimpy
    December 26, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    Just a warning to anyone who EVEN thinks about doing this “just for a minute”: I take pictures, drop a dime, block the car in, if I can with my big old pickup, and wait for the cops to come. I win every time.

    • BobnMic
      December 27, 2016 at 3:28 am

      Gimpy – Not that I concur at all with total assholes parking in a handicap space without a disability placard or proper license plate but how exactly are you going to block this particular vehicle in until the Cops arrive there John Rambo.

      Does your fucking truck do a wrap around you silly vigilante dumb ass? Just notify the authorities and be on your way. Your imaginary level of fake authority or importance could lead to your early demise. Do you have family? Do you know this world that we live in? Zero fucks given by a lot? I would love to say I know a lot about this shit but I would need to deny it so I will not.

      Be careful is all I’m saying. Please. Thank you.

      • Tarbash The Egyptian Magician
        December 27, 2016 at 5:12 am


      • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
        December 27, 2016 at 6:03 am

        Hey Bobby! Welcome back, how was Hawaii? You sure didn’t take much time off from the blog. I guess there isn’t much to do out there.

        Or were you fibbing about that, too?

        • BobnMic
          December 27, 2016 at 11:29 pm

          Hawaii would not suck but not this year. Nope – down to Venice Beach Florida when the Winter starts getting real annoying with a trip down to Red Sox Spring Training Camp down at JetBlue Park in Fort Myers to check out the 2017 boys and our new pitcher Chris Sale sometime in either late February or early March. Then sliding on over to Paradise Island in the Bahamas to round out the 2017 Summer jump start tour. A Hawaiian 10 day cruise could be in the cards for late 2017 or early 2018 however. Still trying to convince Mrs. BobnMic on a trip to Oktoberfest 2017 in Munich, Germany. She says way too volatile over there these days and she is correct, again, but that is on the bucket list when or if shit calms down.

          • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
            December 28, 2016 at 5:59 am

            So you’re confirming that you were lying when you posted you were spending Christmas in Hawaii. That was not more than a few weeks ago.
            Keep building that credibility!

          • BobnMic
            December 29, 2016 at 12:21 am

            Show me where I said that. The Hawaiian Christmas vacation that is. You are confusing yourself and probably not for the first time.

          • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
            December 29, 2016 at 8:11 am

            OK, asshole. On 16 December, under the “Big Fat Auburn High School Student…” blog post, you wrote:

            “I have since then retired and I can do anything I please. Guess where I’m spending Christmas?? Hawaii and I don’t have to prove anything to anyone here.”

            About half way down in the comments section if you want to look it up yourself.

            Keep your lies straight, you fucking idiot!

          • BobnMic
            December 29, 2016 at 3:59 pm

            So you never made plans then changed them up? Ever? I did see that I posted that I just forgot that I did. Hawaii is in the cards sometime in the near future. Why wanna come? And why do you fucking care anyway what I post? So know you are going to stalk my every comment? Get a fucking life you loser!

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 27, 2016 at 9:39 am

        Looks to me like you called Gimpy a dumb ass and otherwise insulted him and acted all superior and stuck up like a wannabe jock in high school. Way to welcome a new poster to Turtleboy, assface.

        Gimpy…as a disabled American, I thank you for helping our cause.

        • You suck at life
          December 27, 2016 at 10:00 am

          Just “counter-punching”… You know, bullies never know they’re bullying. Some disabilities you can see, others are mental, like Bobbies.

        • Gimpy
          December 27, 2016 at 8:55 pm

          Thank you for your kind words, sir!

          • BobnMic
            December 27, 2016 at 9:04 pm

            What did I say. Be careful because there are some crazies out there that would do harm to you. Did I really have to spell it out? I even ‘please’ so that makes me an asshole how again? Grow the fuck up and do not fucking threaten me on here tough guy. You’re making yourself look even worse.

        • BobnMic
          December 27, 2016 at 8:56 pm

          Ya ok you’re disabled all right. In the fucking head you Punk ass. What did I say at the end. Can you even read or is that apart of your “disability” as well?

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 28, 2016 at 6:19 am

            That’s right asshole…make fun of my disability which I received in a bad car wreck 3 years ago and see how you like having permanent nerve damage to where you have partial paralysis on one side and see how funny it is for you. Geez…what a dick.

          • BobnMic
            December 29, 2016 at 12:39 am

            I did not know that Turd and I take that previous comment back. Dude you bring it onto yourself. How the fuck am I supposed to know when you are serious about something that serious or being your usual douche bag. I do feel for you and those injuries you sustained and hope for a full recovery. And I am serious about that.

            But it still doesn’t change the fact that you have been acting like the biggest asshole in here and a fucking punk to many. Maybe more people could relate to your misfortune if you stop being such an asshole to people. It is nobody’s fault in here that that shitty thing happened to you so stop taking it out on people in here is all I’m saying.

            I used to see serious injuries like yours all of the time and I know first hand how much it sucks. Just stay positive and keep the faith. Don’t give up. Be humble and people will warm up to you because that is human nature.

      • Gimpy
        December 27, 2016 at 8:47 pm

        I never really understood why folks fucking hate you so much….now I get it. Obviously, I wouldn’t be able to block this vehicle in; I said “if I could”. Apparently, YOU are the dumb ass and have an issue with simple reading comprehension.

        And I have no “imaginary level of fake authority”. I do imagine I would have no trouble kicking your rude faggot ass.

    • whatevuh
      December 27, 2016 at 5:26 am

      Warning ! Bullshit detected !

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      December 27, 2016 at 11:13 am


      I like your passion.

      With that said, I wonder if you open yourself up to liability here. Firstly, YOU would *also* be blocking the handicapped parking.

      Secondly, your “citizens arrest” is likely illegal, according to Commonwealth v. Harris , 11 Mass. App. Ct. 165 (1981) you’d be doing the right thing only if the crime was a felony. Otherwise you’d be committing the crime of False Imprisonment. Well, it could be argued either way, as the person would be ‘free’ to walk away, but you’d definitely be impeding their right to move freely. In States like Colorado or Florida, the person could likely shoot your ass if they felt any threat from you. You don’t need to be Perry Mason to prove to a jury that your client was feeling threatened by the aggressive monster truck driving Vigilante.

      My 2 cents.
      Same with a tort, you’d likely have a civil suit settled for some nominal amount.

      • Gimpy
        December 27, 2016 at 8:49 pm

        Thank you for your insight. I have never been actually confronted yet. So we will see how it goes, if and when.

        • BobnMic
          December 27, 2016 at 9:15 pm

          This is exactly what I said but Chris said it nicer. Is that what you need? Fluff and flowery advice? Jesus H. Christ we both just said the same fucking thing. I just have a problem with vigilantes making a bad situation worse thus becoming part of the problem.

          Just notify someone with “real” authority then move on and get out of the way. A $300.00 tag and a hook would take a Cop less than ten minutes but talking you down off of your ledge would only make it longer making a bad situation worse.

          Common Sense. Try some.

          • You suck at life
            December 28, 2016 at 9:23 am

            You just go out of your way to be aggressively an asshole… Yes, Chris is nicer. You seem to always pepper your posts with “John Rambo”, “you silly vigilante dumb ass”, “Punk Ass”, “Common Sense. Try some.” It’s not “fluff and flowery” to be courteous. You wonder why people don’t like you? You wonder why the down votes? Because smug condescension just oozes from your every post. Do you wake up angry and look to belittle others?

            It’s called not being a dick. Try it.

          • BobnMic
            December 29, 2016 at 1:08 am

            Well YSAL I tell like it is. What can I say. I live in this thing called the real world. Snowflakes like you should just simply retreat to your widdle safe space so you can deal with life with all of the fluff and flowery interactions during your time in there.

            Warning: When you finally emerge after your several temper tantrums/hissy fits and a diaper change – get ready for life kicking you right in the fucking ass you little tulip. And to think that at one time I thought you were cool. Nope you’re just another little pussy in the wrong place.

            And if you haven’t figured it out already which shocks me because you are not new here – Courteousness does not work in here in most cases. I’ve tried it several times only for it to be shoved back up my ass. So edgy honesty is the soup of the day. I was trying to tell Gimpy to watch his or her ass with even a ‘please’ but he or she got so butthurt by my vernacular that he or she lost the message. So my question is what is up with that? Why can’t people handle the truth anymore? Are you all that wussified?

            Grow up.

          • BobnMic
            December 29, 2016 at 1:28 am

            Oh and one more thing that bugs me about you. What the fuck is up with your stupid dumb ass fucking screen name “You suck at life?” What are you some sort of an authority figure that trolls around telling people how to live their lives? It’s clear now that you have no clue how to live your own life on your world of wussification. Who the fuck do you think you are some fucking Dr. Phil or some shit?

          • BobnMic
            December 29, 2016 at 4:13 am

            Hey maybe you’re L. Ron Hubbard back from hell revamping his fucking cult on how we should live our lives. Just ask my girl Leah Remini what she thinks about you and your idiotic cult bullshit. “You suck at life.” So you say. aka “Dianetics.” Kind of makes sense doesn’t it? Sorry I am not drinking your fucking kool aid asswipe.

    • Patsy
      December 27, 2016 at 5:15 pm

      ^ Kick it up a notch and go straight downtown to a meeting and watch who they give these parking spots out to……anyone who says they have an ass-ache. Winning!!!

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