This is Halie St. Germaine from Ware.
She’s a prolific freeloader on various Mom Facebook groups and is constantly asking for free shit for her alleged crotch fruits.
In summation, she needs one of everything, and it must be free. Were it not for the power of Facebook yard sale groups this baby’s ultimate home would be the Ware Walmart dumpster. Oh, and you’ll have to deliver all the free shit to her on your own, because God forbid she put any sort of effort in.
And while you’re at it, she’s got a new kitten that’s gonna need to get dewormed and neutered, and obviously she’s not gonna pay for it so she started a fundraiser.
Because God forbid anyone pay for their own shit.
Except there’s just a couple problems. For starters, she’s constantly selling or giving away donated shit on the same pages she begs for free shit, including baby stuff.
Also, she claims to still be in high school and has multiple Facebook pages that are all active.
Then there’s the fact that she made it seem the other day like she had just fired the poon polyp out of the tampon tunnel.
Not sure who’s semen demon that is, but it sure as shit ain’t hers. I know this because she says the baby is due in May, and somehow she already knows the gender.
And if that wasn’t shady enough she’s “Ware engaged.”
Which means she found some guy who works at the Hardware store who got a free ring from his dead aunt and gave it to his girlfriend, who then sold it days later.
According to her Facebook page she was getting married to this winner named Justin Hawkins.
Totally normal for a grown man to be Ware marrying a pregnant high school student.
Yea, why people wanna get in the way of a grown man trying to make it with a pregnant teenager? Ain’t you never read Ratchet Romeo And Juliet? And did I mention he’s already married to Shelly?
A true Ware love story if I’ve ever seen it.
I guess it was Justin’s ring that she was selling, because a few weeks later she found a new guy to latch onto.
I decided to message her so she could clear some of these questions up for me. Here’s how it went.
So she has a newborn, and she’s Irish pregnant again, with a baby due in May. Somehow she knows the gender of this baby, even though that would mean she’s in the first trimester.
Yup, nothing shady going on here.
I wasn’t the only one asking these questions.
One woman thought it was weird that she’d be giving away rockers if she had a new baby and was expecting another. Luckily her friend Mariah was there to tell the woman to mind her own fucking business.
The pretend teen mom mafia will shut that shit down if you try to stop one of the members from scamming innocent people on Facebook.
Anyway, if you see Halie on any of her accounts asking for free baby shit, just know that there is no baby and she’s using someone else’s newborn crotch fruit pictures to scam generous people. If you recognize that baby feel free to send me an email at email@example.com, or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook so we can alert the mother that her little utero gremlin is being used as part of a ratchet yard sale scam in Ware.
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