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Patty Placenta Scams Ware Residents By Pretending To Have Newborn Crotch Fruit, Claims To Be Pregnant Again, Asks For Free Baby Shit That She Then Sells On Facebook


This is Halie St. Germaine from Ware.

She’s a prolific freeloader on various Mom Facebook groups and is constantly asking for free shit for her alleged crotch fruits.

In summation, she needs one of everything, and it must be free. Were it not for the power of Facebook yard sale groups this baby’s ultimate home would be the Ware Walmart dumpster. Oh, and you’ll have to deliver all the free shit to her on your own, because God forbid she put any sort of effort in.

And while you’re at it, she’s got a new kitten that’s gonna need to get dewormed and neutered, and obviously she’s not gonna pay for it so she started a fundraiser.

Because God forbid anyone pay for their own shit.

Except there’s just a couple problems. For starters, she’s constantly selling or giving away donated shit on the same pages she begs for free shit, including baby stuff.

Also, she claims to still be in high school and has multiple Facebook pages that are all active.

Then there’s the fact that she made it seem the other day like she had just fired the poon polyp out of the tampon tunnel.

Not sure who’s semen demon that is, but it sure as shit ain’t hers. I know this because she says the baby is due in May, and somehow she already knows the gender.

And if that wasn’t shady enough she’s “Ware engaged.”

Which means she found some guy who works at the Hardware store who got a free ring from his dead aunt and gave it to his girlfriend, who then sold it days later.

According to her Facebook page she was getting married to this winner named Justin Hawkins.

Totally normal for a grown man to be Ware marrying a pregnant high school student.

Yea, why people wanna get in the way of a grown man trying to make it with a pregnant teenager? Ain’t you never read Ratchet Romeo And Juliet? And did I mention he’s already married to Shelly?

A true Ware love story if I’ve ever seen it.

I guess it was Justin’s ring that she was selling, because a few weeks later she found a new guy to latch onto.

I decided to message her so she could clear some of these questions up for me. Here’s how it went.

So she has a newborn, and she’s Irish pregnant again, with a baby due in May. Somehow she knows the gender of this baby, even though that would mean she’s in the first trimester.

Yup, nothing shady going on here.

I wasn’t the only one asking these questions.

One woman thought it was weird that she’d be giving away rockers if she had a new baby and was expecting another. Luckily her friend Mariah was there to tell the woman to mind her own fucking business.

The pretend teen mom mafia will shut that shit down if you try to stop one of the members from scamming innocent people on Facebook.

Anyway, if you see Halie on any of her accounts asking for free baby shit, just know that there is no baby and she’s using someone else’s newborn crotch fruit pictures to scam generous people. If you recognize that baby feel free to send me an email at turtleboysports@gmail.com, or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook so we can alert the mother that her little utero gremlin is being used as part of a ratchet yard sale scam in Ware.


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32 Comment(s)
  • Igotscammedbyher
    April 7, 2021 at 9:10 am

    She’s going around Actually looking for clothes this time, posting her ultrasounds (which are legitimate) in the groups she took from and sold the items.

    She scammed me back before you posted this and had the nerve to ask me if I was going to steal the clothes she was selling me off her porch.
    The clothes were disgusting and all wrong sizes which makes sense knowing all this now.

    BOLO cuz she actually got knocked up this time. Karma is a bitch

  • Stir the pudding
    October 28, 2020 at 5:26 am

    ISO 18+ snug booty hole from the Hardwick, Ware area.
    will pay $5, up to $7.50 for the right candidate.
    T types need not apply.

  • Pedo Target
    October 27, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    This one is a…

  • Stunt Penis
    October 27, 2020 at 4:38 am

    If she’d start a fundraiser to get herself nutured I’d donate.

  • Noodling for Catfish
    October 27, 2020 at 12:54 am

    Typical product of the snowflake generation. Heaping piles of worthless shit.

  • she has nice tits
    October 27, 2020 at 12:29 am

    i fucked this chick after a rave a bunch of years back. crotch smelled like cat piss and fish tank water but i was pretty fucked up and still hit it 4/10

  • XavierParas
    October 27, 2020 at 12:20 am

    Hey, not so fast gents – we’ve got an enterprising gal on our hands here…

  • ISO Jesus
    October 26, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    Because hell is not gonna be lit. Unless she means literally

  • dough bro
    October 26, 2020 at 11:00 pm


    30 PACK PBR


  • Dopless Hopefiend
    October 26, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Jeez we live in a sad world. Stay away from the sickness

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 26, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    She should use that new pregnancy test app called Your Kid In Me. You just download it and pee. And once you’ve peed on your phone… you’re not allowed to have kids.

  • Jared Baker
    October 26, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    She was passed around the high school before she even got there. She farts a lot while doing doggy style though.

    • Big Bags
      October 26, 2020 at 6:20 pm

      Is it not against the laws of the good Commonwealth to be banging underage down syndrome chicks?
      The Hardwick Police.

    October 26, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    The downfall of western civilization:
    Single mothers
    And the pussies who bitch about it in comment sections on the internet not doing fuck all about it!

    • Homo Identifier
      October 27, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      MGTOW Turtle is a homo.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    President Biden
    October 26, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Burp clothes? I want to smell them. Mmmmm.

  • Jeremy Moran is a Cunt
    October 26, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    ISO Skull Fucking

  • WarWack
    October 26, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Future teen porn star?

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 26, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    XMAS scams start any day now…

  • The French Connection
    October 26, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    That is definitely not a Zulu or Ukrainian last name. I wonder what it is????????

    • dough bro
      October 26, 2020 at 10:41 pm

      I believe it’s Germaine?

    • Degen from Laval
      October 27, 2020 at 12:51 pm

      Je ne vais pas non plus toucher à celui-ci.

  • New boot goofin'
    October 26, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Can we find out who the dude that married her was? Has pedo written all over him.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      October 26, 2020 at 5:38 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 26, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    She looks like she’s about 10 years old. The dudes got to her early

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 26, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    Not to worry. This white trash douch will be eating pussy in Framingham before her 25th birthday.

    • That's how I spent my 20's
      October 26, 2020 at 1:47 pm

      Eating pussy in Framingham!

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    October 26, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    The husband is a bedlamite,a troglodyte and a loogaroo

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    October 26, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    Hardwick Ma? Where is that one horse town? She’s a douche bag.

    • Why that's easy
      October 26, 2020 at 1:46 pm

      Just down from Barre and up from Belchertown!

  • Jerry Springer
    October 26, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    I have a feeling, just a feeling, she will be on my show soon. That chair will have to be thrown out after…

  • Hunter Biden
    October 26, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    The stork brings babies;
    the swallow brings none.

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