This is Halie St. Germaine from Ware.
She’s a prolific freeloader on various Mom Facebook groups and is constantly asking for free shit for her alleged crotch fruits.
In summation, she needs one of everything, and it must be free. Were it not for the power of Facebook yard sale groups this baby’s ultimate home would be the Ware Walmart dumpster. Oh, and you’ll have to deliver all the free shit to her on your own, because God forbid she put any sort of effort in.
And while you’re at it, she’s got a new kitten that’s gonna need to get dewormed and neutered, and obviously she’s not gonna pay for it so she started a fundraiser.
Because God forbid anyone pay for their own shit.
Except there’s just a couple problems. For starters, she’s constantly selling or giving away donated shit on the same pages she begs for free shit, including baby stuff.
Also, she claims to still be in high school and has multiple Facebook pages that are all active.
Then there’s the fact that she made it seem the other day like she had just fired the poon polyp out of the tampon tunnel.
Not sure who’s semen demon that is, but it sure as shit ain’t hers. I know this because she says the baby is due in May, and somehow she already knows the gender.
And if that wasn’t shady enough she’s “Ware engaged.”
Which means she found some guy who works at the Hardware store who got a free ring from his dead aunt and gave it to his girlfriend, who then sold it days later.
According to her Facebook page she was getting married to this winner named Justin Hawkins.
Totally normal for a grown man to be Ware marrying a pregnant high school student.
Yea, why people wanna get in the way of a grown man trying to make it with a pregnant teenager? Ain’t you never read Ratchet Romeo And Juliet? And did I mention he’s already married to Shelly?
A true Ware love story if I’ve ever seen it.
I guess it was Justin’s ring that she was selling, because a few weeks later she found a new guy to latch onto.
I decided to message her so she could clear some of these questions up for me. Here’s how it went.
So she has a newborn, and she’s Irish pregnant again, with a baby due in May. Somehow she knows the gender of this baby, even though that would mean she’s in the first trimester.
Yup, nothing shady going on here.
I wasn’t the only one asking these questions.
One woman thought it was weird that she’d be giving away rockers if she had a new baby and was expecting another. Luckily her friend Mariah was there to tell the woman to mind her own fucking business.
The pretend teen mom mafia will shut that shit down if you try to stop one of the members from scamming innocent people on Facebook.
Anyway, if you see Halie on any of her accounts asking for free baby shit, just know that there is no baby and she’s using someone else’s newborn crotch fruit pictures to scam generous people. If you recognize that baby feel free to send me an email at turtleboysports@gmail.com, or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook so we can alert the mother that her little utero gremlin is being used as part of a ratchet yard sale scam in Ware.
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32 Comment(s)
She’s going around Actually looking for clothes this time, posting her ultrasounds (which are legitimate) in the groups she took from and sold the items.
She scammed me back before you posted this and had the nerve to ask me if I was going to steal the clothes she was selling me off her porch.
The clothes were disgusting and all wrong sizes which makes sense knowing all this now.
BOLO cuz she actually got knocked up this time. Karma is a bitch
M4W
ISO 18+ snug booty hole from the Hardwick, Ware area.
will pay $5, up to $7.50 for the right candidate.
T types need not apply.
This one is a…
If she’d start a fundraiser to get herself nutured I’d donate.
Typical product of the snowflake generation. Heaping piles of worthless shit.
i fucked this chick after a rave a bunch of years back. crotch smelled like cat piss and fish tank water but i was pretty fucked up and still hit it 4/10
Hey, not so fast gents – we’ve got an enterprising gal on our hands here…
Because hell is not gonna be lit. Unless she means literally
ISO FOR FREE
30 PACK PBR
1 HANDLE OF JD
1 GOOD LOOKING BLONDE 18+
WOULD NEED GOOD LOOKING BLONDE TO DELIVER!
Jeez we live in a sad world. Stay away from the sickness
She should use that new pregnancy test app called Your Kid In Me. You just download it and pee. And once you’ve peed on your phone… you’re not allowed to have kids.
She was passed around the high school before she even got there. She farts a lot while doing doggy style though.
Is it not against the laws of the good Commonwealth to be banging underage down syndrome chicks?
The Hardwick Police.
The downfall of western civilization:
Single mothers
Liberalism
Government
And the pussies who bitch about it in comment sections on the internet not doing fuck all about it!
MGTOW Turtle is a homo.
Burp clothes? I want to smell them. Mmmmm.
ISO Skull Fucking
Future teen porn star?
XMAS scams start any day now…
That is definitely not a Zulu or Ukrainian last name. I wonder what it is????????
I believe it’s Germaine?
Je ne vais pas non plus toucher à celui-ci.
Can we find out who the dude that married her was? Has pedo written all over him.
Faggot.
She looks like she’s about 10 years old. The dudes got to her early
Not to worry. This white trash douch will be eating pussy in Framingham before her 25th birthday.
Eating pussy in Framingham!
The husband is a bedlamite,a troglodyte and a loogaroo
Hardwick Ma? Where is that one horse town? She’s a douche bag.
Just down from Barre and up from Belchertown!
I have a feeling, just a feeling, she will be on my show soon. That chair will have to be thrown out after…
The stork brings babies;
the swallow brings none.