Pawtucket Chowderhead Kills GF’s Cat As Revenge For Abortion, Troll Starts Parody Support Page For Him Pretending To Be Mom, Thousands Of Morons Think It’s Real
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For whatever reason Rhode Island seems to produce more pet killers per square mile than any other state. Last year cat killer Anthony Stravato from East Providence was released from prison, and was quickly sent back after reoffending. He’s a real winner:
Well we’ve got another Ocean State cat killer and he’s from Pawtucket this time. His name is Scott Baptista, and he couldn’t look like a bigger bag of dicks if he tried:
Get a load of what this chudmuffin did:
As much as I sympathize with this woman and the poor cat, eventually women have to make a conscious choice to stop dating people like this:
That is an unlovable face. Nothing good can ever come out of him. He should go his entire life not knowing what sex feels like. God obviously did not intend for him to ever get laid. So whatever you do, don’t let him him bury the bone in your backyard. I figured this would be common sense just from looking at him. I mean, who would ever look at this face:
And say, “I’d like to see what he feels like inside of me”?
Anyway, this guy was arrested a couple weeks later, and it’s clear that he’s a total psychopath:
“In the veterinarian record, one of the veterinarian equates it almost to being struck by a motor vehicle, like with that significant amount of trauma,” said Warzycha. “But also differentiates it to motor injuries because those are more consistent of one-sided injuries, not two.” Veterinarian x-rays revealed the extent of the abuse, as the cat had broken ribs and punctured lungs. Veterinarians also found infections, indicating internal injuries. “It couldn’t have happened accidentally,” said Warzycha. “The cat couldn’t have done it herself. It was human-inflicted.”
There’s no words. You have to be a demented, soulless human being to do something like this. I mean, he obviously takes pleasure in watching a cat die. Who does that? What do you hope to gain from that? At least when you rob someone you do it because you get money out of it. You’re still an asshole, but at least you have a motive. What’s the motive behind animal cruelty? This is how most serial killers get their start.
Anyway, this is where this tragic tale takes a hilarious turn. Someone started a parody Facebook page, and is pretending to be Scott Baptista’s mother. You know it’s fake when you see stuff like this:
I mean, come on now. “Harlot?” “She’s trash?” “Onwards and upwards?” People don’t write stuff like that unless they’re trolling you. Welcome to Internet 101. If you think this is really his mother doing this then I’ve got a horse ranch in Nantucket that’s got your name on it. It’s someone hoping to have fun with some people because they know the mob will eat it up. And that’s exactly what has happened, starting with the ex-girlfriend:
But wait, it gets better. Nicole Ricci saw this page and thought Scott Baptista’s mother was the one running it. So she started to post screenshots of text messages she had with Scott’s real life, actual mother, who clearly felt bad about what her son did:
“You felt so bad before. What happened?”
Uhhh…nothing happened. Because she’s not the one behind the page. Perhaps you should’ve used these text messages to tip you off to the fact that the mother seems like a nice person, and obviously wouldn’t make posts calling you a lying harlot. Obviously.
I mean, just look at some of these:
“It’s not like a dog was killed or anything.” If that didn’t tip you off that you were dealing with a parody page, then I’m honestly shocked you’ve survived this long in the wild. They couldn’t possibly make it more obvious that they’re trolling to get people fired up. At least Nicole isn’t the only one who fell for it:
Seriously, check out the page. There’s thousand upon thousands of comments in there like that. Spent an hour looking through them today. Only found ONE FREAKING PERSON who figured out what we did on their own:
Two likes. Meanwhile these brilliant thinkers are getting way more love:
These might be my favorite comments on the thread. “You look stupid.” “You are literally making a fool of yourself lady.” Ummmm….you guys are responding seriously to a fake page. That’s the equivalent of messaging Attorney Richard N. Vulva about a lawsuit. Someone made a page to fool you, you fell for it, and now you’re telling them that they’re the ones who are making fools of themselves. Just no.
Wait, I take that back. This was my favorite:
So this guy tries to be a hero and shows off to everyone how he wrote a message to the person behind the parody page (who he thinks is his real mother) and then he tells this person (the mom) that she’s going to jail for slander. So not only did he fall for it, he also invoked an Internet lawsuit over slander, which is clearly a word is not even remotely familiar with. Perfect.
It wasn’t just the pro-cat people who were falling for it either. The “free my boi” patrol apparently thought it was real too and they were out defending the cat killer in full force:
This is why aliens probe us with things.
Meanwhile Nicole Ricci was losing her Goddamn mind:
This poor “Jesus freak” mom. Granted her son is a cat killer, but it doesn’t mean she’s a bad person. She’s actually a working class cleaning lady who apparently is guilty of going to church, which makes her a “Jesus freak.” Poor mom probably doesn’t even know this page exists because she’s too busy working all day.
But wait, it gets even more entertaining. The longer it dragged on the more the troll page got Nicole to lose her mind. Next thing you know she was sharing with the world how dickbag knocked her up and she got a revenge abortion that she proudly felt no remorse about:
“I would have kept it but I walked in on him with his ex gf in bed.”
Wait….what? The original plan was to purposely procreate with this thing?
You didn’t get an abortion because this is the father. You got an abortion because he porked someone else. Yup, this chick is obviously a high class broad.
I don’t wanna get into a whole abortion thing here, but to me this seems like the perfect example of how abortion is used by people as government subsidized birth control. And that’s not a good thing. Like, she admits she was gonna have the kid. Then she got mad at him so she had an abortion. It was literally a revenge abortion.
“Yea I should’ve used condoms, blah blah but the pullout method has worked effectively until he decided not to.”
Huh? Has this chick ever taken a sex ed class before? They teach you that pulling out doesn’t always work on the first day. Just admit it. You were irresponsible and selfish because you didn’t like the way this guy’s greasy poll felt when it was covered in latex. Then when he didn’t use the Turtleboy birth control method (the chest), you blamed him, and only him. Granted it takes two to tango and he’s 50% at fault. But, ya know, you could’ve been a responsible adult and gone on birth control.
Instead abortion is your birth control, which doesn’t exactly make the pro-choice movement look good. Most Americans are sympathetic to women whose health is endangered because of a pregnancy, or they got pregnant because they were raped, or their teenage daughter made a really bad choice. But this chick?
It’s impossible to feel any sort of sympathy to someone who uses the dog face filter like it’s going out of style. They are unlovable. She’s just as crazy as he is, and obviously is attracted to losers like him. No one’s gonna feel bad for her, and this is the kind of thing the pro-life people are gonna point to and say, “this is the problem.” Plus, saying “I feel no remorse,” in such a cavalier way, when abortion is a really hard decision for a lot of women, kind of makes you sound like someone who should be forced to have their tubes tied. Just sayin.
Anyway, it looks from these emails she posted that the abortion might’ve been the motive behind the crime:
Either that or he’s just a good ol’ fashioned psychopath:
Let’s hope this guy stays in jail for a while, and this chick stops treating her ovaries like a refillable cup at Cumberland Farms. Welcome to Pawtucket.
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