
Pretty sure you’re not supposed to be buying and selling food stamps on the Facebook machine.
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Someone sent us this gem from a Patwucket ratchet. Pro-tip for gutterslugs everywhere – you’re not supposed to sell buy or sell food stamps on Facebook:
Especially if your Facebook page is already riddled with shady posts about selling Jordans
iPhones
And cars
Yup, that all seems legit.
But of course you’re not even ALLOWED to bring up the topic of EBT abuse. Because whenever you bring it up the PC patrol gets all fired up and chimes in with, “Yea, but what about out of control spending on corporate welfare!!!???” As if you can’t try to fix more than one thing wrong with society. Oh yea, and if we saw Wal-Mart doing shady things like this for the world to see then we’d probably call them out too. But this is the kind of shit that regular people see on a regular basis. And we’re just kind of sick and tired of watching our tax dollars finance these dumpster slugs.
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21 Comment(s)
Shit I bust my ass to buy groceries for my family! I want magical free food cards, must be nice.
Right? One day, I may implode on the 450 pound beast who bought Cheetos, FUCKING CHEETOS! & Coke with her foodstamps in line at the grocery store yesterday…
She had her litter of obese (shocker) kids (Its was clear none of them had the same father. What a fucking surprise! ) with her & I assure you they have NEVER missed a damn meal. EVER.
Wtf. Watch for me on the 11o’clock news.
Man oh man…I hope President Trump does something about this welfare fraud….especially those who collect welfare, but can buy $300 sneakers….and True Religion ghetto thug clothing.
Unfortunately it’s mostly all state supplied welfare. You really think MA will do anything about it?
I guess job job JOB is too much to ask nowadays….
What’s shady about selling Jordans?
Maybe you should try doing some responsible reporting?
This man is a tradesman and a father and a damn good one too.
This is slander.
Slander, huh? The only thing oral going on here is you trying to please a guy trying to sell an EBT card.
Tradesman eh? Lemme guess paving and seal coating like all gypsy “tradesmen”. Fuck off you Gopnik.
He’s trying to “but” not sell. Fucking idiot.
He’s trying to “buy” not sell. Fucking idiot.
Sez the idiot who fucked up the spelling of a 3 letter word in their post.
Darrell,
Selling, soliciting or trading EBTs cards is illegal. If he was a “good man” as you said , he wouldn’t be openly breaking the law by soliciting federal welfare cards. Forget the other stuff.
Forget your attempt to accuse TBS of slander, as what you’re (or he’s) doing with those cards holds a much bigger fine. I’d be more concerned about that.
no, it’s libel. unless it’s true. dumbass.
Its shady selling multiple pairs of brand new Jordans in different sizes. Sorry but someone who is “broke” doesn’t just have multiple pairs of brand new $100+ sneakers at hand to sell.
Oh and “damn good fathers” don’t become grandfathers in their 30s…
I bet most of these asshats (whose best traits ran down their mothers legs) are on disability too.
I have personally seen gutterslugs in the good ol New Bedford area pulling out multiple cards !
Fucking gypsy trash
HEY!!! I resemble that remark.
I wonder how much of this stuff is hot?
Whoever disliked this eat a dick or get a sense of humor anyone who dislikes a joke is part of the PROBLEM not the solution…. Maybe an obvious joke but still a joke….I for one laughed
We shouldn’t require states to have a photo of a twenty-something year-old recipient on their EBT card. And we shouldn’t charge recipients when the ‘lose’ their card. Multiple times. And we shouldn’t have databases where police can enter the recipient’s information whenever they bust someone for possession with intent to distribute holding multiple cards from multiple recipients on their person. Definitely.
I think the term ratchet only applies to the female gender, but if you’re alluding to him being a girly man that’s cool with me.