People Keep Sending Us This Shady Angel Ortiz Facebook Page So We Reached Out To Ask If It Belonged To Vanessa Marcotte’s Alleged Killer And Things Got Weird
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We now know Vanessa Marcotte’s alleged killer has been arrested, and his name is Angel Colon-Ortiz from Worcester. He’s being held on $1 million bail, not $10 million as we originally reported. Not that it matters because his ass ain’t getting bailed out either way. Either way, a million people are messaging us and asking us if Angel Ortiz is here legally. Simma down. Turtleboy isn’t the type to throw around the race card, but if his name was Mike Johnson I don’t think we’d be getting asked that question right now. The fact of the matter is that if he’s a hispanic guy in Worcester, then statistically he is more than likely to be Puerto Rican, which would make him an American citizen. But yea, if he turned out to be here illegally it would be the most insane story of all time.
Anyway, Angel Ortiz isn’t exactly an uncommon name in Worcester. There’s a bunch on Facebook and we didn’t wanna jump to any conclusions. But people keep sending us one page in particular that seems to have a couple interesting things, so we had to do our due diligence and investigate. For instance, the DA’s office announced in November that they were looking for a dark colored SUV, like this one that a Facebook account for an Angel Ortiz from Worcester has for sale:
This same person also said he was planning on going to Florida just two days after the murder:
He’s constantly posting about being horny and/or needing someone to cuddle with:
He claims to be really into freaky stuff
And just kind of thinks about sex a lot in general.
He purports to have a proclivity to guns
He doesn’t like rats or n words who dress like women
He seems to have some sort of death wish:
But the alleged killer is 31 years old, and according to this Angel Ortiz he is 35 years old:
Of course 31 is at least 35 in ratchet years, so who knows. Either way, none of this means that he’s the same Angel Ortiz who was arrested for Vanessa Marcotte’s murder. So we figured we’d just ask him and sent him a message. Wasn’t expecting to get this answer:
Alright, definitely didn’t see that one coming. Either he’s lying, has no idea what I was talking about, or the real Angel Ortiz got snatched up, left his phone behind, and now the fam was having some fun. Regardless, we have no idea and thought it was important enough to blog about because, ya know, whoever is using this account just said they killed someone.
Then he said, no, and then maybe, followed by I don’t know:
Followed by “stop being noisy”
From the point on things just got weird….
Then he said his name was Julio
And his mastery of the English language was a sight to behold:
In general he just seemed really confused:
And that was the end of that. Obviously there’s a 0.0% chance it’s the alleged killer, since his ass is in jail. There remains a SLIGHT possibility that it’s someone using the alleged killer’s phone. But gun to my head, I’m pretty sure this is a completely different Angel Ortiz from Worcester, so you can stop sending us this guy’s Facebook page. Quite frankly it sounds like a really horny guy who could possibly be the next valedictorian at Hampshire College and appears to be oblivious to things happening in the world around him.
We thought about whether or not blogging this was appropriate, since it’s probably not his Facebook page. But the bottom line is that at one point the person we were speaking to said they killed Vanessa Marcotte, and it would be kind of inappropriate if we didn’t at least reveal that.
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My name is angel Ortiz and I was wondering y people were following me around and talking shit. I’m not a raper I’m not a chomo, I’ve done time all my life and I would b dumb to do that but someone started it and and now the whole town is like looking 4 me and I’m really getting pretty pissed off and like I said I’m trying to change my life around. And these fools r trying to mess that up
Cuz there a bunch of haters bitch boys
So,where is Angelo Colo-Ortiz Facebook page,then?
I can’t find it,because for some stupid reason FB on this mobile never returns complete people aearch results.
I don’t care if it’s him or not. TB should harass this one until he kills himself. Again. Add another body to the graveyard.
Fuck u bitch I should do that to u fucking bitch boy
I would love to sniff Jo Ringer’s panties
And for those who wonder why I voted for Trump. Idocracy has become a reality.
Trump being elected is proof that 63M Americans are completely suited to starring in a real-life version of Idiocracy. Also, you misspelled Idiocracy. Nice irony.
Posts about “Street N’s on the downlow,” and “N’s” “Dressing Like Women”, but elsewhere posts about wanting to “get some head’ and “GIVE some bomb head.”
Pick a team guy.
Well, that was 5 minutes I’ll never get back.
Are you full retard? How could you write so much shit about a guy that is quite obviously NOT the killer?
When this case first happened, I said it; probably somebody from the area,
probably someone who worked in the area and everyone attacked me for it.
So he (the suspect) can’t speak English, is from Worcester, and was working
in Princeton on a Sunday. If he’s an illegal I will never vote Democrat again.
People are asking if he is illegal because our DNA made a quote that he spoke very little English and that an interpreter was needed ….. this is a sanctuary city for scumbags .. fuck Joe early for hiding this .. and I hope Mayor Patty gets gang raped by a bunch of gangbanging illegals
Mercedes with gold rims. It’s nice to see my tax dollars is being well spent.
“… nice to see my tax dollars is being well spent.” ARE. ARE being well spent.
Murderer or not, this guy is the ultimate hood rat, and should be put down. Truly nice Facebook page by a real All-Star illegal.
My dick can text better English than this future Maury Povich guest. Yet they wonder why they can get a good job and why people don’t take them seriously, ” because you failed the Phonix class”
Clearly a moron that has no clue about the murder and had some weird shit in his FB. But now every angel anything in Worcester is gonna be ratchet and think it’s cool to pretend to be a murderer while attempting to get laid by some other randoms. That FB shit still amazes me. Oh and btw on the live show, Brett used a line I posted like 50 blogs ago , about why all the gutter snatches have so many kids, cuz none of them know what a period is. Lmao!
Beat this prick to death with an cast iron gas pipe. When your DNA is a match at one and quadrillion, you’re the killer. There’s no way around it.
Hang him after the gas Pipe beating, just to make sure he’s dead.