People Keep Sending Us This Shady Angel Ortiz Facebook Page So We Reached Out To Ask If It Belonged To Vanessa Marcotte’s Alleged Killer And Things Got Weird

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We now know Vanessa Marcotte’s alleged killer has been arrested, and his name is Angel Colon-Ortiz from Worcester. He’s being held on $1 million bail, not $10 million as we originally reported. Not that it matters because his ass ain’t getting bailed out either way. Either way, a million people are messaging us and asking us if Angel Ortiz is here legally. Simma down. Turtleboy isn’t the type to throw around the race card, but if his name was Mike Johnson I don’t think we’d be getting asked that question right now. The fact of the matter is that if he’s a hispanic guy in Worcester, then statistically he is more than likely to be Puerto Rican, which would make him an American citizen. But yea, if he turned out to be here illegally it would be the most insane story of all time.

Anyway, Angel Ortiz isn’t exactly an uncommon name in Worcester. There’s a bunch on Facebook and we didn’t wanna jump to any conclusions. But people keep sending us one page in particular that seems to have a couple interesting things, so we had to do our due diligence and investigate. For instance, the DA’s office announced in November that they were looking for a dark colored SUV, like this one that a Facebook account for an Angel Ortiz from Worcester has for sale:

This same person also said he was planning on going to Florida just two days after the murder:

He’s constantly posting about being horny and/or needing someone to cuddle with:

He claims to be really into freaky stuff

And just kind of thinks about sex a lot in general.

He purports to have a proclivity to guns

He doesn’t like rats or n words who dress like women

He seems to have some sort of death wish:

But the alleged killer is 31 years old, and according to this Angel Ortiz he is 35 years old:

Of course 31 is at least 35 in ratchet years, so who knows. Either way, none of this means that he’s the same Angel Ortiz who was arrested for Vanessa Marcotte’s murder. So we figured we’d just ask him and sent him a message. Wasn’t expecting to get this answer:

Alright, definitely didn’t see that one coming. Either he’s lying, has no idea what I was talking about, or the real Angel Ortiz got snatched up, left his phone behind, and now the fam was having some fun. Regardless, we have no idea and thought it was important enough to blog about because, ya know, whoever is using this account just said they killed someone.

Then he said, no, and then maybe, followed by I don’t know:

Followed by “stop being noisy”

From the point on things just got weird….

Then he said his name was Julio

And his mastery of the English language was a sight to behold:

In general he just seemed really confused:

And that was the end of that. Obviously there’s a 0.0% chance it’s the alleged killer, since his ass is in jail. There remains a SLIGHT possibility that it’s someone using the alleged killer’s phone. But gun to my head, I’m pretty sure this is a completely different Angel Ortiz from Worcester, so you can stop sending us this guy’s Facebook page. Quite frankly it sounds like a really horny guy who could possibly be the next valedictorian at Hampshire College and appears to be oblivious to things happening in the world around him.

We thought about whether or not blogging this was appropriate, since it’s probably not his Facebook page. But the bottom line is that at one point the person we were speaking to said they killed Vanessa Marcotte, and it would be kind of inappropriate if we didn’t at least reveal that.

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