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Perfectly Sane Woman Demands Hull Police Charge Dunkins Owner With Assault By Deadly Weapon For Letting Employees Not Wear Masks



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29 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 9, 2021 at 11:38 am

    I fully support her wearing a mask. Anything to cover up that face.

  • Ron Jeremy
    September 9, 2021 at 8:16 am

    Kim Levangie is a fat skin cancer candidate. Look at her melanoma laced sun dried skin…she is OLD AND LEATHERY!! As a result, she is ugly and also has rotting teeth!! No sane dude would ever dare to stick their dick inside of her…EVER!!

  • local real local
    September 8, 2021 at 11:11 pm

    I have a more important topic: why do some DD have pumpkin spice donuts and other dont? In the words of Uncle Joe, “its an epa….epa….(blinks) epidemic.” You make the call.

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    September 8, 2021 at 9:08 pm

    This sow obviously has no mirrors in her house. How can she possible think that showing off her huge GUNT in those shorts and belly shirt looks good ???

    • Professor Griff
      September 8, 2021 at 9:15 pm

      Because she is a deranged, sick lunatic. Cowboy hats on fat, leftist, Northern women is like the Chicago bull fat brimmed hat for ghetto-ers.

      • lost
        September 8, 2021 at 11:15 pm

        I dont understand the appeal of women who are old and wrinkly to post their picture on the internet? This woman is showing such a large belly. I just dont understand it.

    September 8, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Three mask stories in a row. I am beginning to think that the turtle has a thing for masks. Well at least we are getting a brief respite from the dick stories. I wonder why the wanker brigade are not complaining?

  • hartf811
    September 8, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Mr. Ed’s teeth

  • Rian!
    September 8, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    Aidan is the king of doofuses and pussyboys

  • Jenn Psaki
    September 8, 2021 at 3:31 pm

    kim is a dirty greasy carpet cleaning lesbo. What a filthy sow


  • Ordell Creatin
    September 8, 2021 at 2:22 pm

    Doofus, idiot and so on………….If you truly have a hard on for making things right you would report on what is really the issue with our country’s future. Today we have to hear from the (de)press(ing) that we have to re write history by removing the Robert E Lee statue from its foundation. I’m a strong Yankee who believes in No Slavery and equality for all. But we are in the beginning of the end of history and what we have been taught these 160 years. The people who are offended by our nation’s history are abstinent to the continuance of progression that we as a whole have sacrificed to get to where we are presently. The offended have taken upon themselves to “re write” history and in the meantime abolish symbols that have been placed to remind “ALL” where we came from and not to repeat these mistakes that history that has taught with the hopes that we will not repeat said history. I feel we are living in a jeopardized era because of people who want an immediate sense of self satisfaction by eliminating symbols that remind us of what improvements and “SACRIFICES” that have been made through generations on all sides. We’re fucked if things continue where they are headed and the ones that are thinking their doing the right thing are only making more work to recorrect the history that has tediously been put in place for their own generations to come……

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 8, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    Daisy Pukes needs to get to her ObamaCare dentist or keep her mask on.

  • Everyone in Hull is gay
    September 8, 2021 at 2:09 pm

    They call it Brockton by the Sea for a reason

    • Bc
      September 8, 2021 at 5:28 pm

      Ware ham is Brockton by the sea. Hull was once called the Jewish Riviera.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Talking about nutcases
    September 8, 2021 at 2:08 pm

    Have you taken your meds recently Aidan. Sure seems like you are not.

  • Silence Does Bad
    September 8, 2021 at 2:07 pm

    Commie left was okay with gay men going to bath houses and spreading aids with multiple partners for decades.
    Kind of funny how homosexual men now have unprotected sex with groups of strangers with masks on.

    • Charlie Cracker
      September 8, 2021 at 5:26 pm

      Yawn. Mask, mask, mask. Stop coming to this site. Yawn.

  • News?
    September 8, 2021 at 1:50 pm

    Masks or dicks.
    Got any real news or stories of interest?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Dick Bisk
      September 8, 2021 at 2:20 pm

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • Flat Fluck
    September 8, 2021 at 1:03 pm

    Last thing that fatso needs is more Dunkins.

  • YES!!!
    September 8, 2021 at 12:20 pm

    Another mask story!!!!

  • Concerned Citizen
    September 8, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    Your other sites blocking me out, cloudflare is too HOT my friend! I need my TBNEWS! Loosen up those settings =)

  • 9-1-1 what's your emergency ?
    September 8, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    Hello I’d like to report an out of shape sea hag walking around Hull in ill fitting clothing who obviously does not own a mirror. She is absolutely offensive to my eyes and I fear permanent damage to my retinas if she is allowed to roam the streets of Hull.

    Send the dog catcher as soon as possible!

    • Professor Griff
      September 8, 2021 at 9:21 pm

      She looks like an extra from Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.

  • Jesus Christ
    September 8, 2021 at 11:57 am

    Error 1020 Ray ID: 68b95d3d9a285b28 • 2021-09-08 15:55:58 UTC
    Access denied
    What happened?
    This website is using a security service to protect itself from online attacks.

    Fix the link, fuckhead

    • Jesus Christ
      September 8, 2021 at 11:58 am

      Now it’s working, shitstain.

      • Moses
        September 8, 2021 at 1:18 pm

        Yup, I pulled that same page just now.

      • Mother Mary of the Catholic Church
        September 8, 2021 at 3:03 pm

        Watch your language son or I’ll shove you back up my vagina as if you were never been born. The human race will die because of how you talk in front of your mother. Clean the potty mouth Jesus.

  • mcg
    September 8, 2021 at 11:46 am

    Please don’t call me a doofus!

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