Petty Campaign Manager, Voter Fraud Veteran Paul Giorgio Got The Boston Globe To Make Up “Tea Party” Stories About Mike Gaffney

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The other day the Boston Globe did a scare tactic article designed to make people think that Republicans were taking over Worcester County and presumably would be molesting your children any day now. All I’m gonna say about that is, who gives a shit? There hasn’t been a Republican U.S. representative in Massachusetts since 1996. Up until recently there were 10 reps from the Bay State (9 now), and they are elected every two years. That means since 1996 the democrats are 98-0 in congressional elections.

So GOD FUCKING FORBID a republican ever gets elected in this state!!! What the hell would happen? All hell would obviously break loose. Everyone gets molested. Men, women, children, grandma, the dog. EVERYONE!! This is what the Boston Globe wants us to believe.

Anyway, why the hell is the Globe writing about Worcester anyway? They’ve never given a shit about anything outside of 495 before, so why do they care now? Oh yea, because SOMEONE obviously got to them from the Joe Petty machine. Because they’re frightened that they might hand over the city to people like Michael Gaffney, who think for themselves instead of following marching orders from the Circlejerk. That person was clearly Petty’s campaign manager Paul Giorgio:


Ya see what they did there? “Michael Gaffney, a Tea Party-leaning councilor.” “Tea Party” is what you call your opponent when you’re scared of them. Mike Gaffney is a registered independent, which apparently is a crime against humanity in Massachusetts. Because why be independent when you can blindly cast your allegiance to an established political party? How can you reach conclusions without having someone else tell you how to think?

Well according to this genius, it doesn’t really matter. He’s a republican because she says so:

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Ahhh yes, there it is again – Tea Party. Because if you want to find out why Mosaic Cultural Complex is illegally cashing checks from the city, this makes you “Tea Party.” Got it.

Anyway, we wanted to know what evidence she had that Gaffney was a Tea Party member. This was her “proof”:

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LOL. So let me get this straight. First it was Mike Gaffney has an “impeach Obama” sign in his yard. Then we call her on her bullshit, and she says, “no, but some of his supporters do.” LOL. See what they’re doing here? Same thing they’re doing to Turtleboy by trying to align us with the hundreds of thousands of comments that have been left on our Facebook page and blogs.

By that logic Joe Petty is a communist right? After all, Gordon Davis supports him and he readily admits he’s a community. He also is pro-kiddie porn right?. After all, Deb Powers had TONS of kiddie porn downloaded in her apartment and she supports Petty:

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For the record, we obviously don’t think Joe Petty condones communism or kiddie porn. Because we’re not a moron like Natalie O’Hayre. We realize defining a person based on who chose them in a two-person race is really, really dumb.

Look, this Turlteboy readily admits that he voted for Joe Petty for mayor not once, but twice. I also gave Obama and Deval Patrick a shot too. All of them have let me down. There are thousands of others like me in Worcester and Turtleboy Nation – people who have voted for democrats and are mad because they have proceeded to fuck us. And they think they can get away with it because they have a D in front of their name. Not anymore. Shows over.

Joe Petty and Giorgio know a threat when they see one, so they’ve started tossing out unproven, undocumented ridiculousness like this to make people believe that Mike Gaffney and the Tea Party will be molesting your children any day now.

And I had to LOL at the “he (Giorgio) predicted Petty would win easily” comment. Why would ANYONE think Joe Petty has a shot at winning this election? You couldn’t possibly pull more boners than this buttnut has in the past 12 months. He sat on his ass as the city literally went to shit. There’s a gang war going on that he’s done nothing about. He opposed police at North High while students and teachers were assaulted by savages over and over again. He wasted our time and money and embarrassed us on a national level by inviting the DOJ to Worcester. The list goes on and on.

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Newsflash – people who fuck up that badly don’t get re-elected. Everyone knows that Mike Gaffney is going to win, and quite frankly, it’s not gonna be very close either. That’s why they’re pulling the “tea party” card now. They’re scared.

Anyway, how can you really trust Paul Giorgio’s opinion on anything? In 2007 he was sentenced to six months’ probation with 40 hours of community service after reaching a plea agreement with prosecutors in a voter fraud case. He and a codefendant were charged with unlawful voting for casting ballots in the November 2004 municipal election outside of the voting district in which they lived at the time.

Paul Giorgio is clearly delusional. After all, he owns Pulse Magazine and thinks that he’s the head of the Canal District Mafia. Several of our advertisers switched over from Pulse Magazine because more than likely they realized what a ripoff Pulse Magazine is. Have you read Pulse before? I have. And if you’re like me you open up right to the middle to see pictures from the bars two weeks ago so that you can play “What did Joff Smith do this weekend?”

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I gotta give it to Joff – I didn’t think there was a way to make Worcester look glamorous. But he almost pulled it off. Almost. Not coincidentally, Paul Giorgio was the driving force behind the election of Worcester’s version of Ryan Seacrest. The same year he voted illegaly.

If you open up a restaurant in Worcester then be warned – Paul Giorgio and the Canal District Mafia will be stopping by your place to let you know about “advertising opportunities.” But no one actually looks at anything in Pulse besides the pictures from the bars last weekend. That’s just a fact. You’re paying them for nothing. And to be one of the bars featured in the middle, you have to be on the payroll for a long, long time.


But the main reason you can’t trust Paul Giorgio is the fact that he is a professional kiss ass for democrats, and the ultimate team player. He’s taken a photograph with pretty much every democrat who has been elected since the beginning of time:

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I don’t care what party you align with, but one-party, machine backed politicians suck. Because they get too comfortable and they don’t stand for anything. They take their orders from those above them, not giving a shit how it affects people below them. This is what Joe Petty and Paul Giorgio are. Their have an expertise in how to NEVER miss a photo op. They align with the right people and they stay in power.

But that’s all gonna end in November when we prove that the only thing in Worcester that is more powerful than Paul Giorgio and the Canal District Mafia is the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. Our only loyalty is to hot takes and we apologize for nothing.

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14 Comment(s)
  • oneopinion
    July 30, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    I voted for Romney but if McCain was on the ticket I think I might have voted for Obama because of McCain’s age and to watch history get made. Joe Biden… he might be too for pres old but he bitch slapped Paul Ryan just by loudly laughing over Ryan during the debates anytime Ryan said something that made sense.

    Romney-Ryan was the best GOP ticket ever presented and they still lost. That’s where we’re at as a country though. I want the next pres to be a complete non-pandering fearless international asshole unafraid to be impolite. Iran has said the destruction of Israel is non-negotiable and we basically just gave them permissission to have nukes AND are giving them more money than we ever gave Israel, AND they still shit on us. After the deal, they declared victory which they clearly accomplished and tweeted a picture of Obama with a gun to his head and Kerry admitted that he doesn’t even know what the terms of the deal are.

  • Jack
    July 29, 2015 at 10:17 am

    Always voted democrat, but would love some real change. Some of these people involved in the city politics. Need to retire and make room for some young bloods. Would vote for a Republican or others in a second now. Just to mix things up, some anyways.

  • Nanny
    July 28, 2015 at 7:18 am

    Democrats and Republicans are the same side of the coin. Both are interested only in status quo. Both pander to special interests while claiming to “fight” for the vast unwashed. There is no difference other than nuance.

    I wish Libertarians could find common ground and grab an election or two. They’re too decentralized. The MA Libertarian Organization is a joke. They can’t even send a monthly newsletter to their 300 members. Can’t get out of their own way.

    Worcester politics is as corrupt as it comes. Same with any MA city. I’m ready to try a town, get out of this machine. I live a couple of blocks from the corner of Kinnicutt and Amherst, which is the heart of the local Dem machine. Murray, Brissette, Merrill all live in this enclave. Matthews is a frequent guest. Walking past that area I feel I need my Wellingtons, it’s so thick.

    I will vote for Gaffney, but I’m certain the machine will crush any chance of coming in 1st.

  • marco shark
    July 27, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    people think party lines still are relevant?!? hahahahahah they both will flip flop for the buck and fuck you over. Vote for the individual not some letter before their name.

  • Shaking my head
    July 27, 2015 at 11:01 am

    Take back the towns, the cities, the states, and the whole country one by one. This new country scares the daylights of me and it is time to bring common sense back. People feel helpless and insignificant about how to help. VOTE…it starts there.

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 27, 2015 at 8:47 am

    The last Democrat I voted for was Jimmy Carter and that was only because of the Watergate scandal. I consider myself a Tea Party Conservative which means I favor fiscal conservatism, smaller government and adherence to the Constitution. I base my vote on the individuals track record.

  • July 26, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    “So GOD FUCKING FORBID a republican ever gets elected in this state!!! What the hell would happen? All hell would obviously break loose. Everyone gets molested. Men, women, children, grandma, the dog. EVERYONE!! ”

    Pssssttttt… {Governor Baker is a republican}

    • Wabbitt
      July 27, 2015 at 2:28 am

      Nobody tell the Globe. They probably haven’t heard yet.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      July 27, 2015 at 8:25 am

      And a great governor too. See the correlation?

  • John
    July 26, 2015 at 11:44 pm

    I vote Democratic most of the time, but I have noticed that over the years that Republican governors are generally better than Democratic ones. Deval Patrick was a terrible governor in my opinion. The things I remember most from his tenure are the sales tax going up, and being forced to participate in some garbage program at an employment office when I got laid off that involved me having to fill out three times as much paperwork during my job search. What I remember about Mitt Romney was that we got Romneycare in Massachusetts, which many friends and family have benefitted from. Paul Celucci lowered my income tax, and raised our Commonwealth’s prestige by becoming our Ambassador to Canada. The moral of the story is that maybe exactly what Worcester needs is a Mayor from outside the Democratic establishment in Massachusetts, someone with new ideas and a different perspective.

  • CM
    July 26, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    How about the first anonymous Mayor of Worcester. If Gaffney pulls a Romney and fumbles at the 2-yard line, how about TB for Mayor?

    There are so many quotes to be taken from this article, it is ridiculous.

  • The Philistine
    July 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm

    Never been a fan of one party rule, and we happen to be in a region with that stigma. Wish Brown had kept his seat after all the shenanigans that happened in 2010 when he first ran. But, carpetbagging to NH was a big turn off.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 26, 2015 at 11:19 pm

    Paul Giorgio was accused some years ago of far worse offenses than voter fraud. I’m surprised he still shows his face. Joff does look like his kind of boy, though.

  • Coco
    July 26, 2015 at 10:53 pm

    TB…. You voted for Obama? Seriously? Clearly you are not as well informed as I thought you were. Oh ya, I thought you were a racist. None of this makes sense to me any more.

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