Pitbull Mauls Chihuahua To Death In Fitchburg And People Say Dumb Things On Facebook

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If you ever wanna be the turd in the punchbowl at a party there are two things you can bring up – abortion and pit bulls. Historically those are the two topics that bring out the worst in people. Here’s an article we found in the Fitchburg Sentinel and the INSANE Facebook comments that followed.

A Milk Street family does not think city officials have done enough to protect their neighborhood from a dog that viciously attacked and killed their pet Chihuahua on Thursday.

Around 4:30 p.m. on Thursday, Eileen Kimber said she was in her backyard with her two dogs — a 5-year-old Chihuahua named Bentley and an 8-year-old Labrador named Snuffy — when a pit bull that lives in a house next door leapt over a fence into her yard and attacked Bentley.

Kimber’s husband, Jerry, tried to free Bentley, but he said the pit bull’s grip was too tight.

“I’m beating him and beating him and beating him, but he never turned the dog loose,” said Jerry Kimber. “It’s hard to grab a big, old pit bull.

Bentley belonged to the Kimbers’ 26-year-old daughter, Stephanie, who goes to school in Maine. Stephanie Kimber had final exams scheduled for Friday, so her family decided not tell her about what happened to Bentley until she arrived home from school on Friday night.

Damn. Pretty fucked up right? I know I cringed just reading it. Now when you see something like this and you’re on social media you should do one of two things – 1) write something nice, or 2) don’t say anything. Either of those two is acceptable. But whatever you do, don’t write the moronic things that are going through your brain on Facebook for the whole world to see. Like these winners….

Screen Shot 2015-05-02 at 7.20.21 PMYea, Chihuahuas bark so clearly they deserve to die. How dare animals do what nature has directed them to do!! Strong logic Mike DeBonville. Strong.

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Well this guy seems like TONS of fun at parties. I bet he gets lucky all the time!!!

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Sometimes it’s best to just say nothing at all. If you’re reading this and you live with Chris Schofield, please do him a favor and take the Internet away from him for a while. Maybe sit a couple plays out. Yea Chris, obviously it’s the chihuahua’s owner’s fault that she didn’t do enough pilates to save her “gay little dog.” Because only a real man like Chris Schofield could’ve saved that “gay little dog” from the pitbull. After all, he’s basically oozing with masculinity:


Then there’s the guys like Dan Olson, who apparently think this is some sort of case of the “wussification of America”:

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Yea, what kind of wussy ass person can’t take a final while thinking about their dog getting mauled to death by a pitbull? Back in Dan Olson’s day they used to watch alligators eat his pet wildabeests right before they started writing 20 page research papers.

So clearly these are all normal, rational things for people to say after reading such a horrific story. Sure, the first thing YOU might’ve thought was, “that’s pretty terrible.” But that’s because you’re not a brilliant thinker like these Twin City geniuses. Their machismo keeps them immune from from all the gay feelings you have, like sympathy and horror.

As for pitbulls my opinion on them is pretty simple. They make the news more than other dog breeds they are the number one dog choice for dooshnozzles. That’s not to say normal people don’t own pitbulls. I have plenty of friends with these kind of dogs, and there’s nothing inately wrong with this particular breed.


But the fact of the matter is that when professional slug rakes go to buy a dog, they instinctively get a pitbull. All dog breeds in a lot of ways are like kids. They will turn out how you raise them. If you raise them to be savages they will be turn out to be savages. But if you raise them to be normal, they will turn out normal. Obviously whoever owend the pitbull is a complete asshole and should be held fully responsible for the death of this poor little Chihuahua.

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17 Comment(s)
  • Hussain aldouri
    May 5, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    Turtle boy sucks and is an idiot.does anybody even read this garbage? Turtle boy writing and pandering to his 10s of fans in the world. Chris is a scholar for standing against your stupidity

  • krl
    May 4, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    At the apartment building where I used to live (coincidentally in fitchburg) there was a little chihuahua type yappy dog and a pitbull. The little ypaper attacked the pitbull and ripped out a chunk of its ear and the pitbull didn’t even fight back. It all depends on how people raise the dog (savage or not). It’s racist against pitbull to sterotype them all together as vicious :p Yes a great deal of them are but some of the sweetest dogs I have known have been pitbulls; just throwing it out there.

  • Clean Hippie
    May 4, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    This is how you should Facebook roast people. Total scum, those mongloids..

  • lol
    May 4, 2015 at 8:52 am

    Damn you people are turds

  • Wabbitt
    May 4, 2015 at 1:38 am

    First off, why the fuck wasn’t this pit bull tied up if it’s capable of hurdling a fence? Probably because you can’t buy rope with food stamps.

    Secondly, the last time I saw ratty chin pubes like our boy Chris is sporting, it was on an elderly woman. If that’s the best you can do – stick to clean shaven. Because obviously the testosterone gods have forsaken you.

    And lastly, I have a chihuahua. The only time it barks is when it’s being provoked. The only time I ever heard it bark without someone starting shit was when some Webster shitbag walked past the house, and the dog positioned itself between him and my two little sisters (who were maybe six and four at the time). So to the idiots calling them yappy gay rats – fuck you. Chihuahuas are loyal as FUCK. They bond to you and would rip someones ankles apart to protect their family.

    • Hoov
      May 5, 2015 at 2:10 pm

      I’ll give you thumbs up, even though you own an ankle biter. If you’re gonna own a little dog, raise it right, and own up to it. Props to you.

  • Mt Dew Mouth
    May 3, 2015 at 9:52 pm

    What it with the underclass? You’d think they’d avoid the things that immediately give them away like pit bulls, energy drinks, pajamas still on at noon, mattresses in the front yard, 6 inspirational / evangelical memes a day on facebook, gold chains, pony tais from the very top of head, selfies taken while holding a phone while in the mirror, the list goes on and on. Lets class it up, starting by abolishing this breed.

  • JayC
    May 3, 2015 at 8:48 pm

    “But the fact of the matter is that when professional slug rakes go to buy a dog, they instinctively get a pitbull.”

    Truer words have never been spoken. And the pit bull seems to be scum bag dog of choice across the entire spectrum of lowlife community too, doesn’t matter what race or criminal activity they are associated with, their choice is consistent.

  • Doug Schofield
    May 3, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    Well, I think my son’s comments on the matter might have been put a bit more tactfully, and folks seem to be ok with the notion that if the Chihuahua was taking a provocative stance, well, that’s what dogs do. First, I don’t know that we have any real facts in that context. Second, isn’t it equally reasonable that a pit bull might react in the way dogs do? I’ve certainly seen big dogs maul smaller dogs before in my life, and neither was a pit bull.

    Lastly, you might not like Chris’ comments, but at least he identified himself and doesn’t hide behind Internet anonymity, “Turtleboy”. Let’s see your FB page, and see if we can’t weed through that to find a picture that suits our purposes as well.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 3, 2015 at 7:52 pm

      You really his father? Send him to bed with no supper for his tomfoolery?

      • Jehovie
        May 3, 2015 at 9:07 pm

        They’re Jehovies, they don’t believe in holidays or birthdays or supper

  • Hussain aldouri
    May 3, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    Chris is right, and does anybody even read this garbage…..it looks like it was written by an autistic 5 year old. Clearly Worcester is still pumping out champs

  • Factman
    May 3, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    Bottom line is the world would be a better place without pit bulls.

  • StickinToMyOpinion
    May 3, 2015 at 4:16 pm

    This is almost too disturbing to comment on- if it had happened on THIS property, the pit would have been shot dead.

  • Maggie the Cat
    May 3, 2015 at 4:08 pm

    My sympathy to the family. Losing a pet can hurt for a long, long time.

  • Factman
    May 3, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    The difference is if you raise a golden retriever the wrong way, it won’t bite someone’s face off.

    • Tired of Ignorance
      May 3, 2015 at 4:38 pm

      Ask my friend who has a huge scar across his face from an unprovoked attack by a Golden if he would agree with you?

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