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Plus Sized Model Worcester Glutton Walrus Celebrates The Killing Of 5 Cops In Dallas By Announcing How Hysterical And Awesome It Is On Facebook


We thought we’d wake up today and see people from both sides of the aisle coming together to condemn the killings of five innocent police officers in Dallas last night. Instead we got this:

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Becky Monson is a locally based “plus sized model.”

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Of course this is just a term that people use to call themselves because the word “fat” makes them sad. “Plus sized” is a way you can put a positive spin on the fact that you’ve neglected to exercise for years and eat really unhealthy food. Just ask Becky:

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It’s OK though, because she loves herself:

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And therein lies the problem with people like Becky. They love themselves but they don’t love innocent people. We could sit here all day and rip people like her apart. It’s too easy. Instead we’ll just point out how filthy and hateful her words are.

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We will say this – do not threaten or try to find Becky’s address or phone number. That is NOT what the Turtleboy Sports Revolution is all about. She has a right to say stupid things, and she has a right to live. Her life matters, even though she thinks other people’s lives don’t matter. What happened in Dallas last night is what happens when mobs form out of hatred and anger. We are better than them. We do not need to stoop to their levels. A simple public shaming should suffice.

When will people open up their eyes and realize that this war on police isn’t contained to far away places like Dallas? This person lives in Worcester. Jorge Zambrano killed a police officer less than six weeks ago in Auburn during a routine traffic stop. There are people out there like Becky Monson amongst us who watched what happened last night and enjoyed it. She found it “hysterical” that five men will never get to say goodbye to their families. That’s funny to her. It is “awesome.” They had it coming to them because two cops in Baton Rouge killed an armed career criminal who was resisting arrest.

Lots of people are thinking what Becky Monson wrote, and that is scary. The killers last night proudly associated themselves with the black lives matter movement. They were motivated by the anti-police rhetoric being put forward by politicians and community leaders. They are not interested in the truth. They are not interested to wait and see what happens when the Justice Department investigates the viral police shootings in Baton Rouge and Minnesota. They are only interested in chaos, destruction, and unrest. Now five police officers are dead because of it.

You can deny it all you want, but now that several members of black lives matter planned out and executed a terrorist attack in a major American city, they simply MUST be recognized as a terrorist group going forward and treated as such.

All Lives Matter. Except Becky Monson’s.




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9 Comment(s)
  • Done with this shit
    July 9, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Why is it ALWAYS the fat ugly girls with no friends? It’s like a requirement.

  • Teacher of the Year
    July 9, 2020 at 9:00 am

    Timely choice for your “Best of” Unc. Shows us how we should have seen these savages for what they were, and put a stop to them, years ago. Your assessment of BLM as a terrorist organization was spot on.

  • Liberalism Kills
    July 9, 2020 at 8:46 am

    Deluded fucktwits like this shouldn’t be able to vote. They are a danger to us all.

  • Jack
    July 8, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    We are not interested. Contact a trash removal company!

    • Lionel
      July 8, 2020 at 5:44 pm

      I thought Greenpeace was all about saving the whales?

  • Ray Patriarca's nephew
    July 8, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    As I write this, plaque is accumulating in her vascular system. Natural Selection, come on down!

  • Boston Irish
    No choice
    July 8, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    This is not a NEW post. Douche bag

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 8, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Monson MA is a big town. The name fits.

    Everything’s bigger in Monson!

  • WarWack
    July 8, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    I smell bacon.

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