Some Antifa cheeshog caused a stir on a Salem Facebook group I’m a member of today……

I had no idea that Antifa had a plus sized chapter, but here we are.

She doesn’t just hate Fascists, she eats them.

But in fairness she’ll pretty much eat out anyone or anything if you put enough Nutella on it.

Usually Anqueefa are a bunch of pathetic 140 pound virgins living in their Moms basement who hit law abiding people with blunt objects because they’re mad that their stepdads flushed the toilet while they were taking their monthly showers. But Jabba the Gut is actually a social worker/therapist who started her own therapy business called AEON, which doubles as a douchebag social justice warrior activist group that also does therapy.

I can’t say I’ve ever seen an Anqueefa doing a ribbon cutting for the Lynn Area Chamber of Commerce.

Nor have I seen a therapist and executive director of a company that provides medical care threaten to “fuck shit up,” on a Saturday afternoon with her gorilla friends.

Look, I think Samson and sons are one of the few people who could keep their virginities in a Mexican whorehouse longer than Antifa. They have no life, they’re whiny little cunts, and their obsession with self-victimization is pathetic. But fascists? Fuck out of here.

Dr. Gravy Dumpster spent most of her day today trolling anyone with a BMI under 30.

She also threatened to hurt not only the people she was getting into a pissing match with, but their wives and children too.

Getting therapy from plus sized Antifa members who threaten small children seems like a bad way to cure what ails you, but then again I don’t have the extensive credentials she claims to have.

Bitch went to ALL the schools. Especially Harvard where she’s rumored to have gotten a pity lay from esteemed law school student Benjamin Allbright.

These idiots think that by calling themselves “anti fascist,” it somehow means that they’re not fascists when they uses fascist tactics (violence and censorship) to shut down and assault anyone they disagree with.

And to prove that she was on the good side she shared a video she filmed of her Anqueefa buttnut bucaneers assaulting someone she called a Nazi. And by Nazi they mean “has showered in the last 3 days and doesn’t use Shaw’s brand mayo as a lubricant while beating off to cosplay porn.”

Even though she also works with people who come to her seeking medical help, she has no problem mocking other people by calling them dyslexic.

She says she took pictures of people she calls “proud boys,” and passive aggressively threatened them with violence too.

“Everyone I don’t agree with is a Nazi or a Proud Boy.”

She even warned people beforehand not to bring their kids because she planned on instigating violence.

Imagine going to get therapy from this crusty SARS beyoch? You might as well kill yourself now. The only time she’s taking off that mask is to waffle down a bunch of corn dogs.

And even though she thoroughly embarrassed herself by advocating for a terrorist group, she still tried to plug her business in there too.

Urging people you’re trolling to seek out your business as a therapist, while advocating for violence, threatening women and children, and posting videos of your Antifa friends, seems like a bold choice.

If you’re looking for a free consultation the phone number is on her website.

(617) 982-3996

Tell them Josh Abrams sent you.

She also “eats out white supremacists.” But only if they’re covered in hot fudge and empty calories.

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