Plymouth Cootermuff Picks Worst Cover Photo In The History Of GoFundMe Scams So She Tries Selling All Her Shit Because Diego’s Got The New Package
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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Plymouth…..
Yo Kathleen Why You Keep Righting Like Dis?
Can I just say what a glorious choice of picture this is for her GoFundMe cover photo?
That should be hung in the Louvre so art critics from all over the world could come and try to interpret the meaning of it:
- Why is this woman not looking at the camera, since she’s clearly posing for a photograph?
- How long has she had the “disease?”
- What is up with her eyes?
- How much?
- Is she sad because she’s all out of Newport Lights, or is she just so high she can’t stop staring at the carpet?
- Who has reached the point in their life where they’d find themselves alone in an apartment with this woman for the purpose of photographing her?
- Do she have any food stamps I could buy off of her?
Although when I look through her other glamour photos it becomes clear that it might actually be her best picture ever:
And she recently changed the photo from the original GoFundMe, and changed around the wording of the title:
Yea, I’d probably go with the standing one too.
Anyway, she wants $3,000 for her “Christmas help” for her 14 year old daughter, a week before Christmas. The rest of the money will go towards moving expenses, as she lives in the Algonquin projects in the part of Plymouth where even the Pilgrims refused to visit. She says she can’t work because of a very serious back injury, that she’s “looking into surgery for,” and the can is on a floor above her.
But yet according to one of her three Facebook pages, she collects social security for living:
She’s originally from Brockton. Color me shocked.
Oh, and from some of the comments she’s made on her Facebook page, it looks like her daughter doesn’t actually live with her. Just another junkbox using their child to try to score their next fix. Not that you couldn’t figure out that this woman right here:
Is clearly not capable of raising a child at the moment.
But the GFM hasn’t been going as planned, so she started to get entrepreneurial instead. What’s she selling? Based on the picture she chose, it appears as if she’s selling herself:
Either that or chlamydia.
She’s apparently desperate to sell though, because she also posted this bag for sale:
And just a few minutes later…..
Down to $15. Which can only mean one thing – Diego’s supply is getting low.
And for anyone who’s thinking about judging her based on the fact that she looks like life drove over her in a Mack truck, went in reverse, and then defecated on her soul, just remember that only God can judge!!
Oh, I have a general idea of what you’ve been through Kathleen. It involves a lot of missed court dates, track marks, and raw dog.
OK, sorry. Someone’s sensitive.
No fucking clue Kathleen. All I know is, the next time you run a GoFundMe scam, try to pick a cover photo that doesn’t make you like a bag of charred assholes.