This is Lindsey Silva and Matt Keene from Plymouth.
And they may have replaced the infamous Plymouth Dumpsterslug couple as the most efficient grifting scuzzfucks in town.
For starters the Garbage Fail Kids live in a tent in the woods behind a Walmart, and have been there for months. They go by Raven and Phoenix online, and have a Tik Tok channel with well over 220K followers and counting. They claim to both be fully employed, making minimum wage, and thus don’t qualify for government assistance.
According to him they wanna buy a house, not rent, because landlords are evil.
Oh, and he lost all his money investing in vaping and it’s all the government’s fault, his credit is shot from student loans, and he broke his hand and had to pay out of pocket to fix it.
Of course none of this adds up, and the reality is that they’re choosing to be homeless because glamorizing homelessness and using it to build a following on social media is a grift that gets you paid these days. The fact of the matter is that he’s got Google trophies galore, shouldn’t even have student loans, and simply can’t get his shit together because he’d rather vape in the woods and get people to feel bad for him.
Their page is covered in links to their Patreon, GoFundMe’s, PayPals, CashApps, and Venmos.
They have stated that their goal is to become famous on Tik Tok, solicit donations from it, and buy a house.
But of course they’ll never be able to do that without a down payment and good credit, neither of which are things they’ll realistically ever be able to come up with.
They answer “stupid” questions, and mock people who rightfully tell these grown adults to get real jobs.
They film people in homeless shelters.
They give advice on how to avoid police.
Explain the various reasons they can’t get their shit together.
They do ghetto MTV Cribs tours of their tent.
They give tutorials on how they drop off their butt burritos in a can they call a toilet.
@lessthanahomehomeless protip for women ##homeless ##protip ##lifehack ##peggin♬ original sound – Pheonix Grey
They can somehow afford to have and feed a family of ducks.
It should be noted they have a 5 year old child who they don’t have custody of while they play wilderness survival merit badge in the woods.
Well, since they’re homeless and Tik Tok famous now they figured a great way to bring in the donos was to go ahead and drop a few batches of baby gravy in her tampon tunnel until they find out that she’s got a poon polyp ready to sprout in 9 months.
Oh good, they’re pregnant. And their idiotic followers are telling them how happy they are for them, forgetting that they live in a fucking TENT behind Walmart.
Many of their loyal followers pointed out what a horrible idea this was, but she wasn’t trying to hear from any of these “judgmental and toxic people.”
Instead she used it as a way to share a GoFundMe.
They keep saying the baby will stay with them and will have a roof over their head by Thanksgiving.
But they’ve been saying that for months, and clearly they will not. Instead they’ll just do their ghetto gender reveals and hope for more donos. And you simply must watch their duck gender reveal.
One duck was pink, the other was blue, and they made the pink duck jump off a haystack so they’re having a boy.
Almost as cute as their bootleg proposal video in the woods.
They’re really milking the pregnancy for all its worth.
And they’re mocking the idea of what will happen when child protective services finds out they’re raising the baby in a tent.
With all the donations they’ve been getting the Garbage Fail Kids were able to live it up in Boston at a hotel recently, where they filmed themselves showering and using a microwave.
Instead of, ya know, saving the money so they can buy an apartment. He also has money to vape like crazy and buy other things that could be going towards renting a room somewhere, but it’s hard to become Tik Tok famous if you’re just another poor couple renting. Instead they’re glamorizing homelessness while pretending to be a hardworking couple trying to get their shit together. Unfortunately for them and luckily for the baby, their fame will backfire on them when they give birth and the nurses who follow them on Tik Tok report to CPS that their “home” is a tent behind Walmart.
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34 Comment(s)
One of them works at the plaza restaurants in the area I saw one of them one afternoon
Please don’t tell me they make their sandwiches on that fart bucket! I mean what the fuck is on that lid?! Old mayo or butter?! ÷{•
I was homeless do you wanna reason these guys are homeless is because they’re lazy and she’s in love with a retard just like I was I was homeless for five fucking years all the way from here to all over the country until I met a real man who taught me the real part of life and I get up every single day and I go to work in order to support my home that I loveHonestly I hope the baby gets taken the second it gets out of her and gets a real chance at life
Listen I was homeless for five years Living in wood sidewalks under bridges whatever you wanna call it these kids on a sad story they’re just lazy just like I was in other than being lazy I can honestly say the reason I was was because I was in love with a retard and not a man Soon I met a man who taught me the right way I had the strength to leave the retard and now I go to work every single day to support the apartment that I live in and decorate it and make it smell nice and wash my clothes every day and cook my food and on pets real pets not ducks on the side of a tent Honestly I hope that baby gets taken and gets a better chance at life
Please furnish the name of that hotel so in my most desperate hour I may not accidently pick that place- because all the bleach, sanitizer, and 3200 degree flames will not kill the vermin released from their bodies.
What a pair of jamokes, being a homeless BUM is nothing to be proud of or something you should ever want to turn into a cottage industry. Take that dumb ass thing out of your eyebrow, buy a man’s outfit for $50 at Target, and apply to the 100 unskilled labor jobs all over this area where you can easily make $750-$1,000 a week for being little else but conscious. Try to be a man for just 5 minutes.
Have some more kids you can’t support. The liberals love that kind of stuff
Do you think AlGore had these people in mind when he created the internet?
Spic Tormentor would gladly throw a large hot coffee at their tent.
This story will not end well for anyone involved.
Mental Illness is rampant in our society, this is just one example
Stinky, homeless sex in a tent. So hot in the streets right now.
TB is unemployed but his wife lets him play in the basement.
He has a #3 Mepps Black Fury broken off in his eye.
My Merica
Homeless sex must be fucking in tents.
So he’s college educated but the lazy fuck can’t spell? People who donate are equally as fucked.
Only you can prevent forest fires at night in vagrant camps
I want to see these fuckers out there in the middle of January!
White trash, Hope a hungry bear pays a visit
We have bums living in a tent behind Walmart in Chelmsford. Must be something about Walmart that attracts the bums
Leave the damn ducks alone
Quack Lives Matter.
There always seems to be money for some tats !
Nice unibrow, toots.
Did I read this wrong? They already have a child who doesn’t live with them cause, well, they’re in a tent, and they figured it was a good idea to have another child? On what planet would they be good parents? They’ve already failed at being parents. They’re too old for this loser crap. Grow a pair dude
Vaping while pregnant, what a scumfuck!
You are not down and out if you have a fuckin cell phone recording your “homeless” lifestyle! Even better being pregnant in MA in the winter living in a fucking tent! We have 60+ more days when allegedly the new President is inaugurated we’ll all be living behind Wal Mart next to these assholes.
I’m not happy they are shitting on landlords. Some of us stayed in during our twenties, worked two jobs etc and saved as many pennies as we could to be able to buy. We sacrificed and made good choices. Greta has been working non stop since the age of 16.
How dare you! You capitalistic pig!
Frauditors bothering working folk who beg for money on YT or people pretending to be working folk who beg for money on TT!
The people who send these assholes money are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.
Start donating raw meat to put around their tent to chum up the area in hopes a bear comes and eats them and does the world a favor
Well, at least they’re not
“Living in a van, down by the river!”
She needs to get that navel ring out before it rips out.