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Pocahontas Changing Her Twitter Preferred Pronouns To Remind Us All That She Doesn’t Have A Bologna Baton Is Exactly Why I’m Voting For In The Primary

 

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In one of the great acts of pandering in political history Pocahontas did this the other day:

In case you were wondering whether or not you should refer to her as “dude.”

This was quickly followed by this useless douchebag.

And finally the dickhead who wants to use taxpayer money to pay for “transgender women’s” abortions one upped both of them.

“He/Him/El.”

People with their preferred gender pronouns in their social media profiles are cancer. It’s the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat for social justice warriors. Especially when it’s a chick who wants to be called a chick or a dude who wants to be called a dude. They’re doing it because they’re trying to figure out a way to separate themselves from the 88 other people running for president, and they asked themselves, “How can I get the 24 year old queefs at Vox to like me?”

This is what they came up with.

This political party is completely insane. They want you banned from social media for calling people the wrong pronouns, they want your daughters to have to compete against dudes in high school sports, and they think that pandering to 0.004% of the population who can’t come to terms with the body they were born with are an important group to pander to.

And this is exactly why I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren. I want the most beatable candidate to win the nomination. I want a the most obvious caricature of a radical SJW they can offer. We all know Castro and De Blasio aren’t real candidates, but Pocahontas is. This is exactly how you get more Trump.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Hammer time
    October 10, 2019 at 5:57 am

    If Fauxahontas wins and becomes President it’s time to prepare for a civil war.
    Trump will scalp her in the debates. Lol
    63 million followers will be at the polls come hell or high water. MAGA/KAG

  • IT/IT/IT
    July 26, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    These are my pronouns. I only respond to IT

  • Why
    July 24, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Why is an “Okie” a Massachusetts State Senator? Maybe she should go back there and leave us alone.

  • Push Us Into The Sea
    July 24, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Liz is an embarrassment to Massachusetts and so are the liberal assholes who vote for her and those like her. What’s wrong with this state? Thank God for middle America

  • bigdaddy
    July 24, 2019 at 11:40 am

    I cant believe this obnoxious hateful cunt got re-elected last year

    • Mike Hunt
      July 24, 2019 at 11:57 am

      Just to turn around and do even LESS for the state by running for pres-o-dent.

  • Liawatha
    July 24, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Yes, I am willing to go out on a limb and profess my gender pronouns. By this bold declaration I am conveying my support for the lgbtqiappshrajekrfwjrtjrgduwsbfafjtdgd+ community.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 24, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Up until yesterday I thought US politics was hysterical.

    Trump on one side, lunatic SJW dems on the other wanting abortion for transgender women.

    The yesterday the daftest cunt of the lot, Boris Johnson became our Prime Minister.
    Fucking hell, Britain!! This guy is a cretinous, privileged, public-school buffoon with absolutely no idea of how an ordinary working person lives day to day.

    As one of my favourite contributors on here says – we are fucked.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      July 24, 2019 at 10:25 am

      FYI, public schools in the UK are what we would call private schools.

      From Wikipedia: “Public schools have had a strong association with the ruling classes. Historically, the sons of officers and senior administrators of the British Empire were educated in England while their fathers were on overseas postings. In 2010, over half of Cabinet Ministers had been educated at public schools, although most prime ministers since 1964 were educated at state schools.”

      • Dick Scratcher
        July 24, 2019 at 12:01 pm

        Thanks for that, JtJ.

        Yes, in the UK Public Schools are the extremely expensive, elitist, “posh”, fee-paying schools for the rich and the ruling classes.

        Sending your kid there usually guarantees a place at a top university, a plum job when they graduate and that they’re a massive cunt for the rest of their lives.

      • Help Wanted
        July 24, 2019 at 12:50 pm

        Did you get a job yet?
        The casino in Everett is hiring and it’s right next to Medford Julie
        You can be a productive member of society too Julie
        Give it a shot

    • Y
      July 24, 2019 at 12:42 pm

      Maybe Boris was elected because the silent majority (throughout the world) is sick and tired of the looney-left’s socialist, globalist agenda.
      Most people don’t want open-borders and the ensuing lawlessness.
      It’s not just happening in the USA and the UK, it’s also happening in Brazil, Italy, Greece, etc.
      Next up, Trudeau (Canada) will be replaced.
      MAGA

    • The Loathsome Left is Here
      July 24, 2019 at 7:31 pm

      So you’re a clueless dolt like the rest of the EU lemmings, huh? Do you get all your propaganda of the US through the NYT, WashPo, The Guardian, BBC, and Reuters? You might as well be reading Pravda, comrade.

      JFC, you europeans are dumber than the Dems we have over here.

  • Chief Pokaheinie
    July 24, 2019 at 9:55 am

    What was there before “she/her” ? Squaw ?

  • Took job away from REAL native american
    July 24, 2019 at 9:44 am

    She pretended to be minority native American on application to get job at Harvard. Such honor. Liar and self seeking sociopath

  • Total Mahem
    July 24, 2019 at 9:31 am

    This is me/my post!

    Screw/fuck her.

  • Old Tom Morris
    July 24, 2019 at 9:07 am

    Pocahontas gave all her papooses noble Indian warrior names: Amelia, Alex and Bailey. They/them don’t sound WASPy at all.

  • AOC Yeah You Know Me
    July 24, 2019 at 8:43 am

    I make my lover lick every nook and cranny but it usually pukes before it gets to the crannies.

  • Gash Basher
    July 24, 2019 at 7:58 am

    This cunt assured me that my student loans would be abolished by now

  • Wwy
    July 24, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Your not a superdelegate your vote don’t count dumbass.

  • Ray Torical
    July 24, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Does she wish to be another race?
    She should give genderism a try. She should put a strap on in her pleated pants. The whole Native American schtick did not stick. Despite her DNA test. She wants to be anything other than a milquetoast, rich, white, carpetbagger from the OKIE.
    So hip, So with it.

  • MAGA
    July 23, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Trump needs to wake up these SJWs and the rest of America by shoving a thousand or so trannies in ovens. MAGA

  • Judge dread
    July 23, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    She can be the stupidest candidate you can vote for.

  • whatevuh
    July 23, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    if you vote for a democrat to help a republican, doesn’t that mean you’re fucking retarded?

    • Linda
      July 23, 2019 at 9:32 pm

      No you idiot because it’s a primary and it only counts to determine the top dumbocrat. We want Lizziebeth to be the top of the democratic joke of a party so we can A) laugh at Bernie when the rug gets pulled out from under him again, and B) Rip on Crazy Uncle Joe the pervert as he melts down and cries real tears like the Hillary supporters did in 2016. The rest of the Hateful 18 don’t matter.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 24, 2019 at 10:02 am

      No, Mr Whatevuh, posting a comment that shows you have no idea about anything in politics, especially the concept of tactical voting is what makes you fucking retarded.

      Now off you fuck, there’s a lamb.

  • 2tattered
    July 23, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Francis Sidebottom (really?)
    Although a former liberal independent, I have been driven to become a fairly radical conservative because of people like E Warren, J Castro, the ‘Squad’, and their ilk. I refuse to butcher the English language because someone can’t decide if they’re he, she or ?. There has never been another group of ‘marginalized’ people who have asked everyone else to change English grammar to suit their issues. Fk that. I hate SJWs. You liberal progressives are driving people like me to vote conservative. That’s how Trump got elected – haven’t you figured that out yet?? Slow fkg learners….

    • Judge dread
      July 23, 2019 at 9:47 pm

      Fuckin a right. I love your rant.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 23, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    Uncle turtle turd you won’t be voting for trump , lock him up lock him up is going to be the reality and you are going to cry cry cry

    • Balloon Knot
      July 24, 2019 at 7:55 am

      Lock him up for what, stupid?

    • JJ
      July 28, 2019 at 4:22 am

      You continue to amaze me with just how fucking retarded you are, daily. I think your dad and uncle hugged you to hard way too many times as a child. They hugged you so much, that any sense in your brain was replaced by dancing dicks.

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