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The people who doubted us about Liz Warren still haven’t accepted reality.
“But I asked 20 of my friends and they all said they were voting for Diehl.”
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Diehl won a bunch of towns tonight. He was living large in Marshfield
Except 1) no one lives in those places, and 2) he didn’t get more than 60% in any of those places. Diehl broke 60% in just two of our 351 towns and cities – Rutland and Hanson, where she got exactly 60%. He actually won the majority of the towns in the South Shore, Worcester County, and the pocket of Western Mass that includes Westfield, Southwick, Wilbraham, and Tolland.
If you’re keeping track at home, Westfield and Plymouth are the biggest towns he won. Neither of them is in the top 20 for population in Massachusetts.
Now let’s see how Pocahontas did in places where people actually live, starting with the biggest city.
Eighty freaking percent. But please, tell me more about how voting for Shiva was a waste. Because Diehl totally would’ve won if Shiva voters voted for Diehl instead. He almost had it!!
The second biggest city is Worcester, how did she do there?
Springfield is more liberal than Worcester.
Then there’s the People’s Republic of Cambridge.
Question, when you guys asked your friends if they were voting for Pocahontas, how many of them lived in Cambridge? How many people did you question in Cambridge Jr?
Or any of these places?
I haven’t even shown you Lawrence, Lowell, Fall River, Medford, Malden, or Revere because the NYT hasn’t reported their results. But guess what? You can bet money she won all of those place. By a lot. Because democrats win cities. This isn’t groundbreaking shit. It’s politics 101. Your failure to accept these undeniable facts makes you look stupid. Don’t worry though, we will humbly accept your apology.
Look, I hate her too. But the fact of the matter is she’s popular here because we live in a fucked up state. The rest of the country is normal though, so this is as far as she climbs. Just get used to her because that’s her seat for life. Don’t blame the messenger.