Pocahontas Got Over 80% Of The Vote In Boston, Somerville, And Cambridge, Because This Is How Politics Works In Grownup World

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The people who doubted us about Liz Warren still haven’t accepted reality.

“But I asked 20 of my friends and they all said they were voting for Diehl.”

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Diehl won a bunch of towns tonight. He was living large in Marshfield



And Wrentham.

Except 1) no one lives in those places, and 2) he didn’t get more than 60% in any of those places. Diehl broke 60% in just two of our 351 towns and cities – Rutland and Hanson, where she got exactly 60%. He actually won the majority of the towns in the South Shore, Worcester County, and the pocket of Western Mass that includes Westfield, Southwick, Wilbraham, and Tolland.

If you’re keeping track at home, Westfield and Plymouth are the biggest towns he won. Neither of them is in the top 20 for population in Massachusetts.

Now let’s see how Pocahontas did in places where people actually live, starting with the biggest city.

Eighty freaking percent. But please, tell me more about how voting for Shiva was a waste. Because Diehl totally would’ve won if Shiva voters voted for Diehl instead. He almost had it!!

The second biggest city is Worcester, how did she do there?

Close one!

Springfield is more liberal than Worcester.

Then there’s the People’s Republic of Cambridge.

Question, when you guys asked your friends if they were voting for Pocahontas, how many of them lived in Cambridge? How many people did you question in Cambridge Jr?

Or Brookline?

Or Newton?

Or any of these places?

I haven’t even shown you Lawrence, Lowell, Fall River, Medford, Malden, or Revere because the NYT hasn’t reported their results. But guess what? You can bet money she won all of those place. By a lot. Because democrats win cities. This isn’t groundbreaking shit. It’s politics 101. Your failure to accept these undeniable facts makes you look stupid. Don’t worry though, we will humbly accept your apology.

Look, I hate her too. But the fact of the matter is she’s popular here because we live in a fucked up state. The rest of the country is normal though, so this is as far as she climbs. Just get used to her because that’s her seat for life. Don’t blame the messenger.

34 Comment(s)
  • every idiot on this site
    November 8, 2018 at 8:58 am

    eeb a dooba deeba dabba

  • MA Corrupt As Shit
    November 7, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    This is Massachusetts where multiple corruption scandels can go on with no justice. Take the New England Compounding Center case where 80 patients were murdered and 800 others sickened all with state and federal agencies warned well before the murders occurred . Prosecution and defense all playing crimes only happened in the end when they actually Standard Operating Procedure at this unethical company. People given immunity for questionable testimony even though they ordered underlings to commit crimes. Plenty of fumpaswamps to investigate here for a real news organization but many so called investigative news websites dont have the stones to cover it.

  • Socrates Ramos
    November 7, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    Imagine waking up today, wednesday, as a straight white male in massachusetts. You look in the mirror and cry because you voted for Liz Warren and Maura Healy last night. You realize that you are a cuckold and brainwashed and just want to be accepted, but you are the politically correct, woke as fuck, skinny jeans wearing, feminist, reparation paying, pro tranny, believe in any and all made up genders anti cop, pro blm, socialist, hate god, love muzzies, hate white people but will friend the woke ones to “end racism”.

    Its only a matter of time where your brings home a new cock to fuck in your bed, your son gets his mouth on a cock and your daughter thinks she has a cock. Pathetic you are. You are why Trump was elected. Viva Trump!

  • Resist Bitches!
    November 7, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    Yay! The state reelected a fucking lying fraud who hasn’t done a goddamn thing for this state. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. Her fucking bullshit led to such blockbuster proposals: Banning menthol cigarettes and banning slot machines in overseas military installations. How’s that for fucking six motherfucking years on the job? Yay! Go out and celebrate! Massachusetts just reelected the nation’s fucking sad punchline, yipee!

  • U Haul moving truck
    November 7, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Poke A Haunt Us reelected check

    Maura “Fuck your 2A rights” Healey re-elected – check

    Charlie “I’m really a Democrat tee hee hee“ Baker – re-elected check

    Rachel “fuck no bitch I ain’t prosecuting anyone” Rollins – Boston Assistant DA – check

    Deposit for moving van the hell out of this liberal bag of smashed assholes called Massachusetts, $320 check

  • Song : We Are The Demtards fron Queen
    November 7, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    “We are the Demtards my friends, and we’ll keep on fucking up this state, again and again, cuz we are the Demtards, We are the Demtards….”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 7, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    She doesn’t look that healthy. Maybe we will be lucky and she’ll drop dead

  • coldwrld2k18
    November 7, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Cry about it Turtlebitch

    • XXX
      November 7, 2018 at 4:45 pm

      Fuck crying. There’s nothing to cry about.

      Trump’s in command. Soon rachet and junkie hunting will be legalized and encouraged.

      Start running, asshole.

  • Beau Knerr
    November 7, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Massachusetts will be a Democrat stronghold for the next 45,000 years, if you can not come to terms with that fact your only option is to move away. I can tolerate hacks, union slugs and moonbats just long enough until my kids are out of school, then I’m off to the warmest, no income tax state there is.

    • Buncha a holes in this state
      November 7, 2018 at 2:36 pm

      I’m about 5 years away from fleeing this shithole. Totally agree on your criteria on move to state. Cannot wait to go to a place where my vote might actually count. What a disgusting political hack infested state of liberalism we live in. Awful

    • deflateddoritodinks
      November 7, 2018 at 7:17 pm

      Charlie Baker taking credit for a booming economy in a state with trillions upon trillions of dollars of defense, high tech, life sciences industries, the best healthcare institutions in the world, huge education institutions like Northeastern University (the largest private university in the country), BU, Harvard, BC,Tufts, etc. along with billions in venture capital and more in big banks, and huge real estate development is like a guy with a free first class ticket on the most awesome jet on the planet saying, “See without me sitting here this place would not be possible. LOL!

      Oh, and don’t forget the billion dollar “surplus” which you and I should be seeing as TAX REFUNDS?

  • tbcaused911
    November 7, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    She heep strong fake Indian

  • Randall Guy
    November 7, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    Well, at least now a man can use a ladies’ room if he identifies as a woman. Republicans are so hung up about sex. They flip out when they hear about NAMBLA… what’s so wrong if something feels good for everyone involved? The right wing needs to grow up. Man-boy love existed years before Jesus supposedly came along and made the right so self-righteous and full of shame about everything. “Ooo, a wizard in the sky said I can’t enjoy myself”. Pathetic.

    • Drago
      November 7, 2018 at 3:08 pm

      Don’t make your bait so obvious

  • Judge dread
    November 7, 2018 at 11:53 am

    Any update on that BLM Suffolk County AG candidate that wanted to stop prosecuting a shit load of crimes? Did she win? I hope not.

    If she did, I hope someone breaks into her house and steals her tv, 10 to 1 she’ll prosecute.

  • Judge dread
    November 7, 2018 at 11:44 am

    Of course Somerville, Cambridge and Boston voted 80% for Warren. These are the most segregated racist cities in Mass. They literally corral all of the black people into “community housing” aka public housing/projects so far away that you wouldn’t even know hey were there. You would think all these cities are 95% white.

    Any the people who vote for racist Warren are racists themselves and are glad the “dark people” don’t live near them. Only closet racists and idiots would vote for Warren.

    When I moved to Boston Fenway in 2000 it took me about 4 days to realize how segregated the city was. When I moved to Cambridge a few years later it was the same, when I moved to Somerville a few years later it was the same. All of these cities are dem run by virtue signaling mayors and city officials that cater to their closet racist democrat voters that don’t want minorities in their neighborhoods.

    Yes Shell Shocker you are right. We live in a fucked up state.

    • bigdaddy
      November 7, 2018 at 12:25 pm

      They dont want the minorities in their neighborhood until its time to vote

  • Nostrodamus
    November 7, 2018 at 11:23 am

    I hope she’s cocky enough to run for president in 2020. If you thought Shillary was embarrassed wait till you see what happens to her. The rest of the country thinks anyone living in Mass is an asshole (or Masshole).

  • Liz Warren be like
    November 7, 2018 at 10:42 am

    Yeah yeah great I won but what’s this fucking bullshit about these two Native American bitches being the first ever elected to Congress? Fake news!!!!

  • Richard Weston
    November 7, 2018 at 10:40 am

    Warren will continue to be a shoo-in in MA for as long as she wants, but if the DNC trots her out as their candidate in 2020 it will be a mistake. She’s left of Hillary and the country has already voted a big GFY to this type of dem in 2016

  • deflateddoritodinks
    November 7, 2018 at 10:27 am

    I want my I want my I want my EBT!

    • bigdaddy
      Dire Straits
      November 7, 2018 at 10:41 am

      Get your money for nothin’ get your chicks for free I want my EBT

      • Y
        November 7, 2018 at 11:00 am

  • bigdaddy
    November 7, 2018 at 10:24 am

    So Liawatha wins big in the moonbat and shithole communities but loses in all the working middle class towns Sounds about right

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      November 7, 2018 at 10:26 am

      On the bright side…he’ll always have Charlton

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        kevin's nine iron
        November 7, 2018 at 11:33 am

        All the people who don’t work (limo liberals and the welfare crowd) vote for her. Working class families my ass.

  • Faks
    November 7, 2018 at 10:08 am

    Well then Tim Russert, please explain to me how it is that Scot Brown won…

    • bigdaddy
      November 7, 2018 at 10:27 am

      Brown won a special election held in the middle of the winter and most of the low info voters didnt notice Also did hurt to be running against one of the most repulsive pieces of shit , Coakley, this state had to offer

      • JoeMomma
        November 7, 2018 at 7:10 pm

        It’s hard to get dead people to vote on such short notice….

    • Maggie the Cat
      November 7, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      Scott Brown won because those who went out into the snow to vote, like me, thought it was important to let the Liberals see that there are people in MA who don’t like liberals or their ideas about right and wrong.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 7, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Credit where credit is due. Spot on analysis TB.

  • Big Lou
    November 7, 2018 at 9:39 am

    She’s fighting for my family and stuff, so we’re gonna be rich now!

    • deflateddoritodinks
      November 7, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      These commies are always “fighting”. Maybe these should be arrested for assault and battery.

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