I try to avoid politics unless it’s outrageous, hilarious, or involves something we all can agree is insane. So here’s the latest from our girl Pocahontas.
Warren says that she will have a "young trans person" interview her future Secretary of Education and only hire this future secretary if the young trans person approves.
This in reference to a question about sex education/LGBTQ history in public schools. pic.twitter.com/txyt6OI6FX
— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) January 30, 2020
Yes, that’s right – in her imaginary presidency she’s going to have an unnamed BLT-123 child interview the next secretary of education and give veto power to that child. Ya got that? A boy who thinks he’s a girl (or vice versa) will be put in charge of staffing her cabinet. What could possibly go wrong? Next up will be a junkie living in Plumley Village who will get to pick the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
The most amazing part of that video is how everyone clapped. Literally not a single person in the room thought it was slightly weird that the person in charge of education in this country would be required to be interviewed by a child. A transgender child to be specific.
Since when did we care about anything kids had to say about anything? Why are they all of a sudden relevant in adult conversations? Oh wait, only one party does that, because hiding behind David Hogg and Greta Thunberg is a great way to get them to say the crazy things you’re thinking.
This is how you know your campaign is officially over – you start saying CRAZY shit. Beto did the same thing with guns, and Kamala Harris did the same thing with pretty much everything she said. This is the kind of shit you do when you’re desperate for the radicals to leave Bernie and come to you, and it’s exactly why Trump is gonna win again in 2020.
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