Pocahontas Has Officially Run Out Of Fucks To Give, Says She’s Gonna Have A BLT-123 Crotch Fruit Interview The Next Secretary Of Education 


I try to avoid politics unless it’s outrageous, hilarious, or involves something we all can agree is insane. So here’s the latest from our girl Pocahontas.

Yes, that’s right – in her imaginary presidency she’s going to have an unnamed BLT-123 child interview the next secretary of education and give veto power to that child. Ya got that? A boy who thinks he’s a girl (or vice versa) will be put in charge of staffing her cabinet. What could possibly go wrong? Next up will be a junkie living in Plumley Village who will get to pick the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

The most amazing part of that video is how everyone clapped. Literally not a single person in the room thought it was slightly weird that the person in charge of education in this country would be required to be interviewed by a child. A transgender child to be specific.

Since when did we care about anything kids had to say about anything? Why are they all of a sudden relevant in adult conversations? Oh wait, only one party does that, because hiding behind David Hogg and Greta Thunberg is a great way to get them to say the crazy things you’re thinking.

This is how you know your campaign is officially over – you start saying CRAZY shit. Beto did the same thing with guns, and Kamala Harris did the same thing with pretty much everything she said. This is the kind of shit you do when you’re desperate for the radicals to leave Bernie and come to you, and it’s exactly why Trump is gonna win again in 2020.


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51 Comment(s)
  • Liberace’s gaping Anal cavity
    February 7, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Trans children make my hole quiver!

  • Andrea Grocer
    February 3, 2020 at 11:56 am

    I’m rested and I’m regular and I’m looking to lay some cable. Give me Granny’s address in Cambridge and I’ll grunt out a couple warning markers onto her driveway.

  • Insane in the Membrane
    February 3, 2020 at 10:22 am

    We used to call tranny children eunuchs. Hell let’s have a tranny child actually BE the secretary of education.

    • Mike Oxlong
      February 3, 2020 at 12:09 pm

      ?? We had no such thing as “tranny children” growing up. They stayed the fuck in the closet, endured some standard schoolyard teasing, and came out only after graduating HS. Let’s go back to those simpler times, please?

  • randiguy2006
    February 3, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Scott Brown lost to her.

  • randiguy2006
    Really now
    February 3, 2020 at 9:52 am

    “I try to avoid politics”


  • DudeRanchStripClub
    February 3, 2020 at 3:11 am

    Remember that time UT said he usually doesn’t talk politics? Hilarious.

    Why be disingenuous? Makes no sense considering you are normally on the right side of common sense.

  • Renfro
    February 2, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    I laughed when she said her old law professor chased her around his desk

    Look in the mirror you horse faced cunt
    Nobody is chasing you anywhere

  • The mirror doesn't lie
    February 2, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Warren knows her most serious problem, for election purposes, is that she wasn’t born a person of color. When the Dems. finally get really desperate and try at the last minute to put in someone like Oprah Winfrey or Michelle Obama, everyone will have immediate amnesia as to who Warren is/was. Who dat? At best, a placeholder for someone else.

    But Warren for senate is still good enough for this dwindling hypocritical generation of aging white lefties just like Warren who live in rich white Mass. neighborhoods and purport to sympathize with the less-wealthy. Her increasingly masculine appearance gives hope to her lefty women friends who, like Warren, have unthinkingly left their once-acceptable looks in the rear view mirror as they’ve aged.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    February 2, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Please, stop reporting on this Douchebag, she has no chance, and has a neanderthal IQ on anything pertaining to the everyday worker. On top of that, she is an expert panderer. Just stop, please?

  • New York Times Bestseller
    February 2, 2020 at 10:45 am

    On a related note go to Amazon and look up Pow Wow Chow cookbook…if you want a good laugh check out some of the reviews

  • Bruce Mann
    February 2, 2020 at 6:23 am

    Dear registered voter
    I beg every voter to pick my lyin wife the fake Indian for president so I can enjoy my Cambridge mansion and retirement in peace and quiet while my cunt of a wife is out fucking up the country
    Bruce Mann

  • Stinky the Finger
    February 2, 2020 at 12:23 am

    The time and money it takes earning a doctorate, paying your dues in the entry-level trenches, advancing professionally at a glacial pace, embracing challenges instead of complacency, and refusing to be swallowed and/or victimized by the unstable politics driving the bureaucracy – until one day it’s announced that you’re a finalist to become top educator in the United States – meaning your dedication and effort is acknowledged and appreciated…only to have the interviewer using crayon to note you answering, “You know you have to make teachers yell at the poopy heads who think a boy is a boy, right? Teachers are a post a to make sure no one says mean things cause it makes they feel sad and icky”.

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 1, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    A complete national embarrassment, we have a real ice cream man and a fake Indian as our two senators. Fucking losers

  • Vlad
    February 1, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    She is a hideous nasty old cunt

    A real piece of shit
    I pray her house gets broken into in the middle of the night by a fucking illegal alien

  • Squiggy
    February 1, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    I doesn’t matter which piece of shit the Dems run Trump wins easily

    Lord Jesus Christ thank you for president Donald J Trump

  • Warren's dad just pushing a mop
    February 1, 2020 at 9:18 am

    Warren must be voted out of Massachusetts politics.

    • Ayanna’s Bald Dome
      February 2, 2020 at 8:03 pm

      WTF was wrong with Scott Brown anyway?

      • randiguy2006
        February 3, 2020 at 9:54 am

        He was (and continues to be) a complete moron.

  • Warrenator
    February 1, 2020 at 7:24 am

    Trannies in the white house, as if politicians don’t flip flop enough

  • Gianna
    February 1, 2020 at 3:28 am

    In defense of Fauxcahontas, she did contribute a recipe to the Native American cookbook Pow Wow Chow (for real, it’s available on Amazon). Cold Crab Omelette. Very popular dish on The Trail Of Tears. She reminds me of Norman Bates’ dead mama.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      February 1, 2020 at 5:52 am

      Have you tried my Bruce’s recipe also is said publication? It’s called “Oriental Beef Stir Fry”. Another of our ancestors cherished dishes. You will find it under
      Bruce Mann – Cherokee

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      February 3, 2020 at 1:30 am

      Counterpoint: It wasn’t even her recipe, she stole it.

  • Donald Trump is the Lord God
    January 31, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    There are concentration camps at the border equipped with ovens for mass extermination. Why aren’t we using them????

    • My name is ken lay Enron is your energy supplier
      February 1, 2020 at 2:25 am

      Greta did not approve. I don’t think they are eco friendly enough to fire them up.

  • Allison Trans*mission
    January 31, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    Its a sad state of affairs when we normalize “trannyism”. Even worse when it involves pre pubescent children. The liberals are using the same tactics and increasing their outlandish behavior to make trannys normal just like how they pushed gay agenda and made it illegal to think that marriage should only be between a man and a woman. We are even at the point today that you can knowingly infect another human with hiv and not face any charges, because it would oppress the hiv transmitter. TB wrote a blog a year or 2 ago about some whacked out couple rasing a kid genderless until it chooses its own gender. That should get reposted and those parents should be shamed for their poor parenting and thought processes.

  • Judge dread
    January 31, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    I don’t even know what to say about this other than the democrats are basically saying “we’re just gonna make shit up, fire at he hip, endless pandering to whoever, vote for me or your *ist”. As discussed by others and myself in the comment section, I agree 2020 will be landslide, Dems aren’t going to have another president for the next decade.

    I can’t wait for the presidential debates and when the dnc super delegates fuck over Bernie again. So you can see first hand a soy boy revolt. It will be priceless.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Liberal illogic
    January 31, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    “I’m gonna get me..a beer!”
    Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a chariot- driven crutch!
    This woman is a vapid, pathetic pandering asshole!
    She is devoid of any conscience.
    She will literally say anything… ANYTHING…to pander for a vote.
    Great job, Massachusetts voters!
    In this lost and pathetic State, you could run a chimpanzee for Senate as long as it has a (D) after it’s name !
    We are truly fucked !

    • Judge dread
      February 1, 2020 at 1:51 am

      Right on man.

      Nancy Pelosi said people would vote for a glass of water if it had (D) at the end of it.

      Napoleon said never interrupt your enemies while they are making mistakes.

      That is exactly what the trump train is doing.

    • Lancelot Link
      February 2, 2020 at 12:15 am

      That comment offends me.

  • Maj.Clipton
    January 31, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Madness. Madness

  • Bring Back Scott Brown
    January 31, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Liz Warren is useless. She is an old cunt who has done nothing for anybody except for herself. Can anyone name one thing she’s done for Massachusetts? I know I can’t

    • Frank
      February 1, 2020 at 10:44 am

      I bought into Scott brown when he first ran and he didn’t do shit once he got elected except placate to the democrats, they showed their thanks by kicking him out of senate. If anything he created Warren

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 31, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    The left has completely lost its marbles

  • I have just the interviewer for Elizabeth
    January 31, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    She will probably choose the “End Lunch Shaming” kid from Cali to do the interview. If his mother saw this speech…she would be first to sign up her kid to do the interview.

  • Liawatha shamer
    January 31, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    What was Mass. thinking even electing her to the Senate in the first place??

  • bigdaddy
    January 31, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    So if she gets elected president spongebob will be our secretary of edcuation

  • Fag lunch money kid
    January 31, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    I want a promise that there will be no more lunch shaming!!

  • Frank
    January 31, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    She’s petrified to debate trump she’s just proving to all her Ivy League friends how progressive she is. She could never get elected due to that awkward video of her drinking a beer

  • JFK in Dallas
    January 31, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    VIRTUE… SIGNAL… OVERLOAD…(head explodes)

  • Liz Warren
    January 31, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Most claim I am just pandering for votes but in my defense; I am just fucking nuts.

    • adam cocksucker schiff
      January 31, 2020 at 5:24 pm

      you’re a worthless fraud, you should friend michele Carter on facebook and start texting.worthless cunt

  • The agony of defeat
    January 31, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Pocahontas is not only acting increasingly strangely but is also looking like she’s on death’s door. Seems like she’s aged 20 years in the past six months. Hideous. If she’s going to stay in the race till the bitter end, she should at least do it on radio and avoid TV. Or get a double or two like Hillary did. It’s way too late to get the obligatory stylist and plastic surgeons; among other things those granny glasses look terrible when you look 90 years old and you want to appear half your age. Maybe she thinks the best way to beat senile Joe Biden is to come across as more senile.

  • %
    January 31, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    Yeah, this sort of stuff really ought to win over those millions of Independent voters in the South and Midwest…Biden had the most realistic shot to win because despite all of his flaws, most Americans actually know who in the Hell he is and at least he could pass himself off as a Moderate who represents the average person. Unfortunately for the Democrat Party, though, it HAS to go full Moonbat next election to please it’s now-loony base, and either Warren or Sanders will lose in a landslide, thus setting back the Party’s chances of re-taking the White House for about 20 years.

    • Rockets Redglare
      February 1, 2020 at 5:20 am

      20 years sounds about right. After Donald wins a second term this year, Donald Jr. runs and wins twice. Then Ivanka becomes our first woman president. And on and on. Trump dynasty!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 31, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Let’s do that!

  • E.Norma Stitz
    January 31, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    The 9 year old tranny should be picking it’s psychiatrist not the secretary of education.

    Liz Warren is one of the worst humans.

  • From All of Us In America
    January 31, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Dear Lizzie, Eat a Dick. Not a transsexual Dick either. A Real Native American Dick.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 31, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Can’t wait for the blog about that little tranny “Jacob” chick blowing her brains out in a couple of years and her attention craving mom soaking up the suicide for likes.

    • Spic Tormentor 2020 !!
      January 31, 2020 at 4:07 pm

      Dude, you never disappoint.
      Keep up the good work and don’t EVER go soft !!! Semper Felatio !!

      • Spic Tormentor
        February 1, 2020 at 2:35 am

        Going soft is for faggots

        Let’s party

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