This Day In Turtleboy

Pregnant Brockton Swamp Donkey Ripping Butts In Epic Brockton Fair Uniform Defends Her Honor In The Brockton Hub


America’s birthday has arrived, and local citizens are partaking in all the usual time-honored annual July traditions that have been American mainstays for many decades. Fireworks displays, our nation’s flag hanging from front doorways, cookouts, cape cod getaways, camping trips, bonfires on the beach, and, best of all, the Brockton fair.

Prophetically and ironically, even the YouTube ad that was created to promote this year’s Brockton fair accidentally contains a news story about a gang-related stabbing which occurred in Brockton earlier this year.


Surprisingly no one has gotten shot at the Brockton Fair……yet. Unlike last year

This year’s fair also began with some dangerous criminal activity. Despite being charged up to $25 for parking, fair-goers were enraged on Friday night because of a perceived lack of parking-lot security after several cars had their windows smashed and items were robbed from vehicles. Even despite warning signs such as this —


Among the many other complaints fair patrons had, was the lengthy delay of the fireworks display which kept families at the Fairgrounds until the wee hours of the morning.  Originally scheduled for 10:30 pm, things did not get underway until midnight.  Many neighborhood residents opined that the tardiness of the start to the event kept them awake far later than normal, while others feared for their safety as they were unable to differentiate whether they were hearing pops and bangs from the fireworks display or typical neighborhood gunfire.

On night number 2, the fireworks display started a little earlier than expected, as one of the cars participating in the demolition derby exploded and became completely engulfed in flames.  A large portion of the grandstand area was immediately evacuated, and miraculously, firemen were able to put out the blaze before any spectators or participants were injured.


One of the classic staples of the Brockton Fair has always been the people-watching.  It continues to be world-renowned, and well worth the price of admission alone. Among the many other events and sights to behold (aside from the toothless carneys trying to con you into shooting a basketball into a hoop that’s half the size of the basketball), was the demolition derby, a circus, wrestling matches, live music, and a magic show. Despite some confusion however, this chain-smoking pregnant woman enjoying an adult beverage was not supposed to be part of the carnival show.


Sweet baby Jesus. That is the most Brockton thing I’ve ever seen. And she does not appreciate being “stocked”


With two nights down and 9 to go, let’s hope during this challenging summer for Brockton authorities, we can keep crime and drama down and amusement up at this July’s Brockton fair (which let’s not forget is supposed to be a family event).



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20 Comment(s)
  • Eric Wunschel
    Alcohol, crack rocks, and... and...
    July 13, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    The article is old and I’m late to the party, it’s still nice to see what happens to Democrats in the womb

  • Imrichbitch
    July 11, 2020 at 10:18 am

    Massa fuckin chusetts is such a shithole

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    July 11, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Where is she now?

    In that same stance, smoking, on the doorstep of her section 8 apartment, and baby daddy Leroy is nowhere to be found.

    That’s where she is, now.

  • hartf811
    Heinrich Himmler
    July 11, 2020 at 9:28 am

    She could do whatever she wants to herself. But I’m paying for the little mixed blood (probably black) mushroom-head for the rest of its little “low birth weight”, addicted, ADD, leech on society, life through my tax dollars.
    This bitch should be killed before birth.

  • Snarky Pete
    July 11, 2020 at 8:59 am

    She’s stocked alright. Stocked with a brown fetus.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 11, 2020 at 1:24 am

    No chance her baby’s white. But she knew that months ago when she pulled her tampon out and all the cotton was picked.

  • Sharkeisha
    July 11, 2020 at 12:46 am

    these old posts need to have something in the title that says something like “The Ratchet Archives:…” or “From 2019”, etc

    while these old posts are decent, you should let it be known to the reader that it wasn’t just published today

    • Done with this shit
      July 11, 2020 at 1:57 am

      They all say ‘this day in turtleboy’ Across the top. All of them

      • mizzbigbooty92688
        Lost Cause
        July 13, 2020 at 5:53 pm

        People are fukn stupid and can’t read obviously. Unc what’s going on? I’ve been trying to catch up with old blogs from when you first started. Keep going with this day in turtleboy so I can catch up!!. I’m sick of having to keep staring from the beginning Everytime I want to read old blogs.

    • Chris Tranos
      July 11, 2020 at 8:03 pm

      you hapless fucking idiot, your dad should have pulled out

  • Jack
    Mass. D.P.H.
    July 10, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    Smoking & pregnant in 2020? Google what it does to the kid.

    • megan fox's stump thump
      July 11, 2020 at 12:50 am

      yup, google images, it primarily shows white women only doing it. google is raciss n sheeit

  • AidensWorstNightmare
    July 10, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    Since he’s not posting due to vacationing in a predominately white location, I thing you might like to see what is posted just below the offerings on his Store page:

    “Our Online Store Was Deleted By A Former Blogger Who Shall Not Be Named, Affidavit From Attleboro District Court Revealed – TB Daily News”
    “The Brackets For Ratchet Madness Are In And The Tournament Starts On Monday – Turtleboy”
    “Can We Please Get 2,500 YouTube Subscribers Before The 2019 Ratchet Madness Selection Show At 9:30 Tonight? – Turtleboy”
    “Turtleboy Ratchet Madness T-Shirt Now Available In The Turtleboy Store – Turtleboy”

    Oh my. Such groveling.

  • AidensWorstNightmare
    July 10, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    This day in TurtleBoy.

    Officially jumped the shark.

    Bye bye Aiden. Or Aidan. Or short dicked manlet.

    • Done with this shit
      July 11, 2020 at 2:03 am

      Turtleboy- another sad little person who thinks people give a crap about what they think. Where do you find them? And can you put them back there?

  • Gunnery Sgt
    July 10, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Just Brockton trash being Brockton trash. Do they take EBT cards at the fair ????

  • Mary Louise Hill (Brockton Hoe)
    July 10, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    Remember me? I am a bigger hoe than her. Feature me again, Turtle

  • This day in Turtleboy
    July 10, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Yes it’s this day in Turtleboy like it’s been for a week
    Or so … so it bodes the question I wonder what this fat pig is doing now ?

    • AidensWorstNightmare
      July 10, 2020 at 11:25 pm

      Hey hey hey here now….he’s not fat, in the American sense. He may look it, as he tends to layer his clothing like that guy with the dogs that was involved with Leigha.

      But he is a pig. Just sayin’.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    July 10, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Old post

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