Pregnant Junkie North Korean Veteran Still Serving At Devens, Using New Facebook Alias, Sending Thong Pics to Guys On Base, Threatening Hells Angels Uncle To Enemies

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Update on this chick:

Gabbi Hebert. The local ratchet who acted as the getaway driver in a premeditated robbery of a local heroin dealer, during which time the “victim” was driven down the street on the hood of the getaway vehicle. Of course she did this all for her winner of a boyfriend Brian Downes, who she’s clearly insanely jealous of whenever another chick writes on his Facebook page:

Unfortunately for her Brian skipped town to avoid arrest, and now she’s claiming to be pregnant with his child.

She also claims to be a veteran, so you can’t say mean things about her:

But she’s also claiming that she is STILL in the National Guard, and she was still going to Devens for drill once a month, despite the fact that she’s been arrested a bunch of times, and was just involved in an armed robbery and attempted murder of a heroin dealer:

How could she be in Devens that weekend? There’s no way possible the National Guard would hold onto a gutterslug like this.

Except she really is still in the National Guard according to our source from Devens:

“So she is still in. Just saw her today. The reason why is she is still on the books, and they wanted her ass in the building. But as soon as they started to counsel her she freaked out. Cops, fire, and, EMTS showed up. She was gone for a couple of hours than came back she is sitting upstairs under watch.”

She also apparently sent some racy pictures to other guys in our source’s unit. Here’s the PG-13 version of them:

Man, we sure have come a long way from Rosie the Riveter. Except when she says, “we can do it,” she’s talking about a gangbang.

Anyway, she deactivated her account right after we blogged about her serving her country by fighting in North Korea:

HUGE war!!

But we knew Gabbi Hebert couldn’t stay off Facebook for long. Not with her man Brian Downes in Florida and random chicks writing on his wall without her consent!

So what did she do? She apparently has taken over the Facebook page of a guy named David Ves. And “David Ves” is not happy that everyone on his wall is blaming his crackhead North Korean veteran of a baby momma for bringing him donw:

And she’s started to turn on Brian’s brother, who is wisely urging him to stop taunting the police on Facebook and turn himself in:

David talking in the third person about Gabbi is the greatest thing I’ve ever read. Like, she really thinks she’s got everyone fooled. Because it’s perfectly normal for some random guy named David Ves, who almost never posts on Facebook before this, to suddenly jump in to defend the honor of Gabbi Hebert whenever someone badmouths her on her MIA future deadbeat baby daddy’s Facebook page.

Some of Brian’s lady friends are also offering him advice to stop burying the broomstick inside junkboxes like Gabbi Hebert. And naturally “David Ves” just can’t help himself from responding:

Yup, I’m sure that’s not Gabbi Hebert. Doesn’t sound anything like her.

“He” also claims that David Ves is Brian Downes’ “family.” And according to “David,” Gabbi’s uncle is a big shot from the Hells Angels – Worcester division!!

Lived in Worcester my whole life. Didn’t realize we had a Hells Angels. Thought it was just a bunch of guys on bikes getting lap dances during the day shift at the Tramplighter 2.

For someone who isn’t Gabbi Hebert, David Ves sure seems to know a lot about her though:

David Ves should write Gabbi’s biography autobiography. He already knows every single fairy tale she’s come up with about her extensive military service.

Unfortunately for David Ves, it looks like not many people are buying the story that it’s not Gabbi:

Seth seems normal too. It’s shocking that these people run in the same social circles.

Anyway, the fact that she’s using a fake Facebook page to rant and rave on her runaway boyfriend’s wall is the least surprising thing ever. There was a 0.0% chance she could stay off Facebook with people talking about her. None. But what is surprising is that the National Guard allows some trainwreck dick cushion to continue to serve our country. Let me guess, the ambulances came to Devens to help her out because she has a “disease” right? And you can’t get rid of someone who has a “disease.” Disgraceful. These people represent our country and it’s a slap in the face to every selfless American who has served honorably in our armed forces that they’re basically being put on the same level as this gutterslug.

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