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Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page

Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page

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Auburn has the misfortune of being the epicenter of Massachusetts. It’s where 290, the Mass Pie, 395, Route 12, and Route 20 all converge. It’s a nice town, but it’s got a million cheap hotels, so it’s basically a haven for orgies and drug transactions. And what you are about to read is one of the most outrageous and entertaining stories ever told on Turtleboy Sports:

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Wait…….so the cops don’t release the name of the “victim” because four junkies robbed him of his heroin? Doesn’t that make him a drug dealer? So all you have to do to keep your name out of the paper is jump on the hood of a car when you get busted selling poison to vulnerable people during an opiate epidemic? I don’t understand that one. Whatever, that’s the Auburn PD’s call. We don’t have to play by the same rules as them. This is the “victim”

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Kenny Holbrook. He’s a real winner. And he’s never in trouble with the law.

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Oh, and someone started a GoFundMe for him, presumably so he can get his business started back up again once he gets out of the hospital.

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“He was injured in an accident.” Yea, they just forgot to mention the part where he jumped on the hood of a moving vehicle because the people inside of it never paid for the opiate that’s killing people like hot cakes all over New England. That’s basically the same thing as an “accident.”

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Sebastian Burke, one of the guttermuppets who robbed his ass, is a real peach too:

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Just a man with a chain, a wife-beater, and a pair of skinny jeans, looking into the sunset with an ocean bay background, posing for a picture. Nothing homoerotic about that.

Sebastian has quite the vocabulary. He especially enjoys the n word:

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Just a reminder, he picked up this language on the mean streets of Charlton. So he gets a pass. Everyone knows that Charlton hoodrats don’t play.

Brian Downes is a real winner too.

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If that face doesn’t scream, “keepin it 100” then I don’t even know what that phrase means anymore. And this GED caboose is actually quite proud that he ran over a heroin dealer:

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Newsflash Brian – we are not stupid. We know you did not run over this heroin dealer because you’re some sort of noble human being. You did it because you’re a junkie who didn’t wanna pay for his heroin. You are a lifelong snitch from what everyone tells us, which is why you get such short stints in the Worcester County House of Corrections.

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But according to Brian Downes, he’s not actually a junkie:

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Yea, he’s totally not using. Just robbing heroin dealers and running them over with his getaway driver. He was planning on throwing it all in Bell Pond right afterwards. For sure.

Anyway, if I was ever in this situation the last thing I would do is go on the Auburn Police’s Facebook page and start spewing all types of ratchtacular commentary. But Brian Downes, and his ride or die chick Gabbi Hebert, who is also currently wanted by the Auburn PD for being Brian’s getaway driver, took a different approach. This is Gabbi Hebert:

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As you can see, she pretends to be in the army. And according to her she’s a junkie, but at least she’s never been arrested for prostitution before.

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Except the Internet is forever.

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But it wasn’t as bad as they make it sound:

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Yup, she just happened to be hanging out with her friend and her mom who happened to be at the center of a prostitution sting. But she was just having a playdate with her friend and her prostitute mother in Main South. Happens all the time.

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But the thing is, she actually gets arrested all the time, which is why she got the boot because she’s been arrested during drug and prostitution stings so many times.

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But according to her, she’s still in the army:

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But then five minutes later she wasn’t in the army anymore:

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Yup, her story checks out.

Meanwhile, where’s her boo?

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Oh snap!! Taunting the cops on their own Facebook page. That’s always a smart thing to do. Until someone points out that you’re with your ma dukes in Florida:

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Because when I see a face like this:

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The first thing I think is “Florida.”

Oh, and Lori “no snitching” Smith seems like a real gem too.

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Of course she likes Fifty Shades. Except for every guy she’s even been with it’s fifty shades of darkness so as to avoid making eye contact with that lurchbeast.

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But what about Gabbi? How can you just up and leave your chick like that? Because according to Gabbi she was gonna “ride or die forever” with her junkie plow:

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Oopps!! Looks like “ride or die forever” really meant, “ride or die or run to my momma’s crib in Florida once I realized I can’t snitch myself out of this one.”

Not the first time this half eaten can of Manwich went MIA either.

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And in case you can’t tell from those posts, Gabbi is totally NOT an insecure side piece who gets insanely jealous anytime anyone with a vagina posts on her prized pig’s Facebook page.

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Yea, how dare you ask him what he’s up to these days!!

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“We love it.” Except….you’re not in Florida. You’re in Dudley. Because he ditched you. But you don’t seem like a completely insane stalker chick or anything like that.

Oh, and when these ho’s don’t seem to be getting the message, just tell them that you’re not his girlfriend, you’re his “fiance,” and you’re pregnant with his baby:

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Oh good!! More human life from these All-Star parents.

And when one of Brian’s chick friends brought up the fact that he seems to be spreading his seed to a stage five clinger, she busted out the victim card:

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LOL. “Veteran.” You’re not allowed to call a junkie names because she did a few weeks in the reserves before getting arrested five million times. And if you don’t like that, you can literally eat her ass cunt:

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But you’ll have to get in line first, because half the dealers in Worcester County already have negotiated understandings with her.

Anyway, I think we can all agree (or at least pray) that she’s not really pregnant. She’s just the psycho chick who pretends to be pregnant so them ho’s will leave her mans alone. Unfortunately for her it looks like he won’t be coming back home unless it’s in “a hail of gunfire.”

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Gabbi also made the wise decision to defend her honor on the Auburn PD’s Facebook page:

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LOL. Vulva. You bastard.

But yea, she totally wasn’t driving. The news just happened to have her silver Mercedes SUV caught on camera parked right next to the car the cops were looking for in the hit and run.

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The same silver car Brian Downes jumped out of, before jumping into the Mercedes with his ride or die chick.

But she totally wasn’t there. She picked him up “hours later.”

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Better watch out though, because she’s already starting to flirt with some locals.

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“What’s mine is mine.” Yea, the only thing that’s your’s are the tread marks and that collection of pubes on your face that you refer to as a chinstrap.

Don’t fuck with him though:

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He might get on a plane and settle this Internet beef in person. Oh wait, he can’t, because he’d rather go down in a hail of gunfire than be taken alive by the fuzz. My mistake.

Anyway, Gabbi girl is none too pleased about all these people saying mean things about her:

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She even messaged Turtleboy, gave us the whole schpeel about being mean to her, played the pregnant veteran card, and even made up stories about going to the ER with her old man.

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Sounds legit. Something tells me this isn’t the last time this ratchet brigade is gonna be appearing on Turtleboy Sports.




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78 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    February 28, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    just look at all the posts TB most popular blog in Northeast.

  • LLC
    February 28, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    All internet tough…

    Then Daddy has to bring her to the ER for a tummy ache.


  • Ryan
    February 28, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Gabbi Hebert was such a bitch to so many people in highschool. She deserves all of this. Been arrested multiple times, shes delusional. Stupid hoe.

  • Gabs
    February 28, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Gabby Never went overseas. She became a Mass Natl. Guard “wacker” after attending boot camp then returned to her ways as a whore when she got back. Never did anything of substance, I believe she was a 42A- Human Resources aka paper pusher. Was passed around so Brian could get his H. Worthless embarrassment to the uniform

  • Independent Thinker
    February 28, 2017 at 8:45 am

    If the government really wants to stop the drug problem, they should impose the death penalty on ALL drug dealers. Not just a selected few, which is how the death penalty is presently applied for cases of first degree murder.

    As for the heroin addicts, you can never get completely off of heroin. You can use methadone, a synthetic form of heroin, but you will always be dependent upon it. And if you’ve ever worked with someone on methadone, you will quickly realize that they are unreliable and that they are unable to consistently do the job properly. Something the government does not dare say out of fear of offending someone. And while I sympathize with the addicts (which is why I support the death penalty for dealers), please don’t rob me to support your habit and do not leave your dirty needles lying around the streets or in the lawn. This only hurts others, which is why many people show no sympathy towards any of you.

    • TheRealZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 9:55 am

      I agree with almost everything you say but one. Yes, you can completely get off opiates. It’s hard. Might be one of the hardest things out there to do. Can’t be half-assed either. There’s no controlling it or I’ll do it once in a while. The personal pain has gotta be so severe that’s there’s nothing else but to stop. And you can’t do it alone. In my experience the only person that can help an addict (besides him or herself) is another recovering addict. Because they are the ONLY people who know what it’s like to be hooked and what it takes to stop and what it takes to stay off the stuff.
      So, it can be done. I know.

    • fordsnharleys
      February 28, 2017 at 10:41 am

      If one who is on the clinic or suboxone goes to jail, they will not be on those drugs. You can get completely off but the methadone clinic and suboxone doctors would lose business. These place do not want to see their clients succeed.

      • ZephyrCat
        February 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

        Well, that’s true. Tough to get off those too. But nobody putting a gun to anybody’s head to take meth or sub. But you can wean off it if you want to. Most people will do anything to avoid the withdrawal so they get stuck on that shit too.

    • Pats#1
      February 28, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      ^Your readers are so worldly when it comes to addiction…its amazing.

  • L.
    February 28, 2017 at 7:43 am

    That dirtbag Jessica Aubin was renting a room at my ex’s house in Webster. A few days ago she stole another tenant who lives theres bank card, weed and car..then went on a shopping spree and was kind enough to bring the car and bank card back lol. Jessicas room was filled with emty dope bags and her shit was packed up and put in the shed. Yesterday, she went back there, broke in the shed and took her clothes..shes a real fucken winner.

    • Karen
      March 1, 2017 at 12:10 am

      It doesn’t surprise me. She has been on a sharp downward spiral since last September.

  • Ryan
    February 28, 2017 at 6:40 am

    I’ll toss her a $20.

  • UsualSuspect
    February 28, 2017 at 6:25 am

    Gutterskank has a Mercedes SUV? Heroin stealing/dealing and whoring really pay these days apparently. Army vet? Dishonorable discharge for pissing hot because you are a druggie skank removes that honor. WTF is wrong with people?

  • BobnMic
    February 28, 2017 at 5:12 am

    I still can not believe for the life of me that this girl served in the United States Army. Perhaps that in and of itself drove her car off the cliff. I’ve seen that happen before trust me. And for that fact if true I will not blame her and only wish her the best moving forward. PTSD is no fucking joke. But to kill yourself with poison is no answer. I wish I knew this lady. I would definitely take the time to talk with her.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      February 28, 2017 at 7:39 am

      Yes, because a current alcoholic can really be of good value to a heroin junkie.

      By the way you blame me for all the shit going on in the comment section like I’m behind any of it. This is my 3rd post in one week. You keep complaining about being banned and cry about it. Remember when you used to doubt me and say you were liked here and how if no one wanted you around you would be banned??

      Time to take the fucking hint!!

      • BobnMic
        February 28, 2017 at 10:52 am

        What is up with this whole alcoholic thing with you? I make a comment on topic about a United States Army Veteran in obvious need for help and you have to just find that little opportunity to slice and dice it to shreds? What is wrong with you? I never turn my back on a troubled veteran in need. Ever. Her decisions currently are the worst of the worst but it just seems to me that she has no idea what she is doing. But do not criticize me for hoping that she gets help. Where the fuck is your Patriotism? Do you have any at all asshole? Or are you just one those takers and never a giver?

        • BobnMic
          February 28, 2017 at 11:32 am

          Ya and that thumbs down means you know I am right. You’re a child.

          • WTF??!
            February 28, 2017 at 3:39 pm

            Boo hoo cry me a river!

        • Fake vet
          February 28, 2017 at 12:18 pm

          Please stop , she’s not a vet , when did she deploy and where? She’s a piece of trash, look how she speaks/writes, PTSD doesn’t do that. People like her claiming PTSD then using it as an excuse for ratchet behavior do a disservice to people that actually suffer.

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 1:09 pm

            Oh and so you are the resident expert on PTSD? Whether she shot a M16A1 at some America hating towel head or not is not the issue or point I am trying to make. That intensive training and lifestyle in the military alone can drive a person bat shit. You obviously do not know this because you never had the balls to serve your country. Just people like me who did secure this nation so people like you can be the assholes that you are. You’re entirely fucking welcome by the way.

            So what’s up next on the agenda? We start bashing Cops now? Fuck it – might as well throw FireFighters and medical personnel in the mix as well.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          February 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm

          Bob, I’m definitely a taker and a giver!! I take the elasticity of your wife’s pussy on a weekly basis!! I go to her bank job and fist her old haggy vagina.

          I used to be able to say this to piss you off without blinking an eye. Now that I have actually seen her picture my hand has carpel tunnel at the thought of going near that snatch! I’m still going to do it though, just to break your spirit.

          Will probably use a cucumber instead. Got quite a few on sale at Price Chopper today. Maybe rubber band about 3 or 4 together like a fucking isis missile and pound away!

          Only to hurt your feelings, I have no sexual desire toward your wife…

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm

            What the fuck are you smoking today? Your derailment today far exceeds your normal insanity. No joke.

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

            And my spirit can never be broken. Not from some idiot like you. Ever. Keep trying though and punch the shit out of your keyboard while doing so.

          • Branch Mgr from Boylston
            February 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

            Is this what you do all day while I slave to pay for our livelihood?
            I fucking hate you!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

            Bob, better stop playing the innocent act here. After 10 months of being stalked by you, I have had enough.

            Keep fucking around and I will send her home today smelling like a Greek salad.

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 1:13 pm

            You and your fucking threats. Do you really want to go there in here?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 28, 2017 at 1:18 pm

            Do you want dressing on top or on the side?

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 1:20 pm

            Who is stalking who again? You’re insane.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 28, 2017 at 1:28 pm

            Wow your delusional lol. Afraid she may see this Bob? You can’t erase 10 months of stalking, it’s on this website forver.

            So when you complain about being banned or make comments about trolling, I would leave my name out of it if I were you. You’re not in the position to fuck with me anymore. You lost like I said you would.

            Bye! Off to eat a salad….not a Greek one that’s for sure.

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 1:32 pm

            You make it fucking impossible to comment on topic. You just have to lurk and lurk and stalk until you find a comment from me and do a nutty on it. Again, I ask, who is stalking who in here? Look in the mirror sweety. You have lost it.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 28, 2017 at 1:34 pm

            Not to break up your party but Bob, wtf? You know why you give such a fuck about military & cops? TADA!!! You were one. I have a neighbor who’s a cop. HE was the one who told me you guys are a legal gang! And you guys did a bang up job of securing the country, HA! I’ve met enough vets who “enjoyed” their tours a little too much, let’s say. Many of those fuckers, when they let their guard down, told me how they enjoyed the killing! Some even described it to me while they got wet & hard doing it! So fuck this honor hypocritical horseshit. Alot of you are just nutbags who get medals & awards for how many bodies you take down. You just have the government behind you. The real muscle.

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 2:04 pm

            Cat – you’re always welcome to the party. That what you heard from your Military or Police friends is what is called blue humor. It is all sorts of off color by far. It is a stress release and it does sound wacky I will admit. But it is meant for those that have a sense of humor and can understand fully that being happy, as you say, with killing people is really the exact opposite of what they are really all about.

            It is no different than anybody else making fun of their professions. Lawyers do it all the time. So does Doctors and Nurses especially in the E.R. People like you take it literally and you should not. I even know a Catholic Priest who swears like a truck driver but we all know that he has his game face on in church and that is the real him.

            I also bumped into a defense attorney that I know at the Pub 99 on West Boylston Street a few months back. I was with my wife. I said hi and asked him, “What’s happening?” “How’s it going?” He might of had a few in him. He said, “Busy as shit and watching porn on the internet all day.” My wife had a horrified look on her face but I explained that he is just fucking around and he is as crazy as me. So now she got it.

            So that’s it. Blue humor my friend.

          • Lyle "Chip" Chipperson
            February 28, 2017 at 2:11 pm

            Blue humor… Just like the branch manager’s blue waffle… Fuckin’ funny. Uh, pekahs.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 28, 2017 at 2:17 pm

            If you say so. You know your profession better than me. But you can’t tell me that some twisted people who get off on it don’t make it into your ranks. You’re not all angels doing it for everyone else’s benefit. That, my friend, does not fit the profile of any human being. Everyone does right for themselves first and foremost. My neighbor told me if he hadn’t been a cop he would have been a criminal. That wasn’t blue humor. It was him telling me how fine that line is.

          • Branch Mgr from Boylston
            February 28, 2017 at 2:39 pm

            My husband… the big spender. I want to go for a nice dinner and he says Pub 99…AGAIN! I hate that place with a passion.
            But I give in so I don’t have any “walked into a door” accidents (wink). Then the asshole drinks a keg of beer, I have to drive home, and he passes out in the car. I fucking leave him there! When I wake up in the morning, he’s sitting at the computer typing comments into this fucking blog and he’s pantsless(!), whacking off to pics of tattooed young men with man buns.


          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 2:47 pm

            You are 100% correct in my opinion Cat. So for me to profess that people in my particular chosen field are all perfect is not only incorrect but insane to state. But the beauty of it all is that transparency is the new deal now and has been for about 20 some odd years. The public demanded it and so they got it. And rightly so because I did work with some questionable characters way way back. They do not last in today’s world and that is rightly so as well.

            The supervision is micro. Although in concept I am not really into the whole micro-management Douglas McGregor Theory X Model thing because I know what not to do as well as what to do. But – it is needed and it provides for a unifying group of people. Thus reflected onto the public thus becoming a win win.

          • Gay Bear BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 8:19 pm

            I’d like to be smoking that sweet dick, Bob.

          • Reddog
            March 1, 2017 at 5:36 pm

            Hey Fiesty,we need to catch up over drinks. My treat this time. Let me know.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 9:12 am

      Funny. You finally get serious because it’s someone you can relate to. My father did that. Would mock almost everyone. But if it was someone who worked a job he once did he would all of a sudden find empathy for that person. So now that it’s a military person who might have PTSD, no jokes now. But all these other lowlifes are fair game? I call bullshit. It reminds me when someone jewish gives a talk on the holocaust and goes on & on about 6 million jews. 6 million jews, 6 million jews……..oh, and 5 million others. OTHERS. Yeah, the ones that don’t matter. Fuck anyone who thinks that way, fucking tribe mentality.

      • BobnMic
        February 28, 2017 at 11:22 am

        Cat – you got me all wrong on that. Big time. I have just seen waaaaaaay too much of this in my lifetime. Then it becomes a time when the fuck yous stop and the hope for a better way of life begins. But I’m old school so that says something.

    • Gay Bear BobnMic
      February 28, 2017 at 11:18 am

      I still cannot believe I haven’t stuffed your asshole yet.

      • WTF??!
        February 28, 2017 at 3:40 pm

        Stuff your own!!

        • Gay Bear BobnMic
          February 28, 2017 at 8:26 pm

          I get my own ass stuffed all the time. But I want to stuff bob’s asshole.

    • MrSmiley
      February 28, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      Bob, PTSD. Is not an excuse for dating a scumbag. Letting said scumbag knock you up. Multiple arrests and driving a getaway car for an armed robbery that could’ve went south. Then having the nerve to go on APD’s facebook to talk shit? Many of us served honorably and never forgot what the uniform meant. High or not you don’t forget it all. She is an immature child and some state time (which I doubt she’ll get in MA) will do her some good.

      • BobnMic
        February 28, 2017 at 3:46 pm

        I agree with honorability. When you wear that uni you represent us all. I get that. I just have that, ‘leave no man (or woman) behind’ mentality is where I am coming from. When they fall, you pick them up with all that entails.




        General Douglas MacArthur.

    • BobnMic
      February 28, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      There was this one guy in boot camp. Gunny was all over him because he was overweight. Even got busted with a jelly donut in his foot locker that he stole from the mess. Blew his fucking head off in the latrines. RIP “Pyle”. Allegedly.

      • Francis
        February 28, 2017 at 2:58 pm

        There was a big fatty in my platoon that was seriously overweight. He joined up so that he could lose some weight and be a lean mean fighting machine. He swallowed alot of aggression, along with alot of pizzas. But he put his meat hooks on me, so I had to kill um.

      • ZephyrCat
        February 28, 2017 at 2:59 pm

        I think that’s a movie.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    February 28, 2017 at 4:39 am

    If that gal was any more of a psycho, I’d expect her to be operating a run-down motel somewhere just outside of Auburn…
    … we all go a little insane sometimes…

  • fordsnharleys
    February 28, 2017 at 3:18 am

    First, Turtleboy missed the opportunity to make fun of Main St in Auburn being a short dead end street. That said, for all its shortness I know someone who lives there and they’ve been basking in the serenity due to the absence of this abusive neighbor who’s been squatting in a foreclosed house.

  • MrSmiley
    February 28, 2017 at 1:26 am

    So much scum in one story. Fuck her, she’s an embarassment to the uniform if she was or is actually in. Also the guy claiming the robin hood card. That’s hilarious! Luckily Hampden and the Worcester house of awesome have plenty of beds.

  • Wwy
    February 28, 2017 at 1:08 am

    Now you have to be fucked up on drugs to join the us military to become human shields for the kikes in Israel,Iran has and always been better than any Jew in any nation. They desecrate their neighbors land and pis and moan when americans treat their cemeteries like shit,it’s not the world it’s you a

  • ZephyrCat
    February 28, 2017 at 12:48 am

    Can someone please ban brian? He has been verbally attacking me and kevinlynch for days now! He threatens me on every blog, and he tried to assault me and my twink boyfriend at starbucks yesterday. WE BARELY GOT AWAY! I keep pretending to be him in order to annoy him and hope he leaves. BUT HE DOESNT. Its like he doesnt even care. He openly brags about how hes been to jail and sells drugs. why would we want trash like that here? Hes not even from worcester county! He said south shore turtle girl has a dry vagina. ON HER OWN BLOG NO LESS. I cant shake this guy! BAN BRIAN BAN BRIAN BAN BRIAN

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 28, 2017 at 12:40 am

    Ban this asshat already.

    That was a tough read. What a mess these idiots are.

  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:25 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:23 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:22 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:22 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:22 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:21 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:21 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:21 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:20 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:20 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:20 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:20 am


  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:18 am


    • dysfunctional
      February 28, 2017 at 6:50 am

      How old are you ? , teenie ? Would love to see your parents.

  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Oh what do you know it was in worcester. Classic worcester. FUCKING RETARD SCUMFUCKS. Next time im in worcester im catching a body and doing the world a favor. HEY ZEPHYRCAT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Little Kevin Lynch is still in hiding. ANY worcester launch pads wanna find out!?!! FUCK WIT ME. I was in your town sunday and no one wanted beef. CLOWN ASS NIGGAS

    • brian albrecht(the real one)
      February 28, 2017 at 12:35 am

      My mistake. It was auburn. Not that that shithole is much better. buncha pussys out there too

    • BobnMic
      February 28, 2017 at 3:25 am

      Bri. Sweet Jesus I got banned. Four or Five times in one day. I lost count. And I was just a plain pain in the ass accordingly or allegedly. I will not comment further on that. You my friend are taking this to a whole new level. It is making it difficult to discuss the topic at hand with all of this nonsense.

      Woops there I go again. These problems are none of my business.


    • Turd Burglestein
      February 28, 2017 at 7:03 am

      How did my asshole taste Brian?


      • TheRealZephyrCat
        February 28, 2017 at 8:52 am

        Ah, finally getting closer to your dungeon!

    • It dont matter
      February 28, 2017 at 8:21 am

      Lets meet faggot and we’ll see who the pussy is.. come to grafton hill so we can send you home in a bag

      • Gay Bear Brian Albrecht
        February 28, 2017 at 12:46 pm

        I’d love to meet up with you so you can smash my man pussy in Grafton Hill, but where in Grafton Hill?

        • February 28, 2017 at 2:09 pm

          Wow wow wow pussies. I’ll fuck the god damned faggot out of both of you. I’ll fuck both your asses so hard all the dicks you’ve ever taken will start coming out of your mouths. Fucking faggot pussies like you 2 can never back up your shit talk with a good, earth shattering, ass bang.

    • Gay Bear Brian Albrecht
      February 28, 2017 at 11:15 am

      Hi Brian! I’d love to make Gay Bear Brian and Real Brian one by stuffing my big ole gay bear dick up your shithole man pussy. So when?

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