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Pregnant Junkie North Korean Veteran Still Serving At Devens, Using New Facebook Alias, Sending Thong Pics to Guys On Base, Threatening Hells Angels Uncle To Enemies

Pregnant Junkie North Korean Veteran Still Serving At Devens, Using New Facebook Alias, Sending Thong Pics to Guys On Base, Threatening Hells Angels Uncle To Enemies

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Update on this chick:

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Gabbi Hebert. The local ratchet who acted as the getaway driver in a premeditated robbery of a local heroin dealer, during which time the “victim” was driven down the street on the hood of the getaway vehicle. Of course she did this all for her winner of a boyfriend Brian Downes, who she’s clearly insanely jealous of whenever another chick writes on his Facebook page:

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Unfortunately for her Brian skipped town to avoid arrest, and now she’s claiming to be pregnant with his child.

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She also claims to be a veteran, so you can’t say mean things about her:

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But she’s also claiming that she is STILL in the National Guard, and she was still going to Devens for drill once a month, despite the fact that she’s been arrested a bunch of times, and was just involved in an armed robbery and attempted murder of a heroin dealer:

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How could she be in Devens that weekend? There’s no way possible the National Guard would hold onto a gutterslug like this.

Except she really is still in the National Guard according to our source from Devens:

“So she is still in. Just saw her today. The reason why is she is still on the books, and they wanted her ass in the building. But as soon as they started to counsel her she freaked out. Cops, fire, and, EMTS showed up. She was gone for a couple of hours than came back she is sitting upstairs under watch.”

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She also apparently sent some racy pictures to other guys in our source’s unit. Here’s the PG-13 version of them:

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Man, we sure have come a long way from Rosie the Riveter. Except when she says, “we can do it,” she’s talking about a gangbang.

Anyway, she deactivated her account right after we blogged about her serving her country by fighting in North Korea:

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HUGE war!!

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But we knew Gabbi Hebert couldn’t stay off Facebook for long. Not with her man Brian Downes in Florida and random chicks writing on his wall without her consent!

So what did she do? She apparently has taken over the Facebook page of a guy named David Ves. And “David Ves” is not happy that everyone on his wall is blaming his crackhead North Korean veteran of a baby momma for bringing him donw:

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And she’s started to turn on Brian’s brother, who is wisely urging him to stop taunting the police on Facebook and turn himself in:

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David talking in the third person about Gabbi is the greatest thing I’ve ever read. Like, she really thinks she’s got everyone fooled. Because it’s perfectly normal for some random guy named David Ves, who almost never posts on Facebook before this, to suddenly jump in to defend the honor of Gabbi Hebert whenever someone badmouths her on her MIA future deadbeat baby daddy’s Facebook page.

Some of Brian’s lady friends are also offering him advice to stop burying the broomstick inside junkboxes like Gabbi Hebert. And naturally “David Ves” just can’t help himself from responding:

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Yup, I’m sure that’s not Gabbi Hebert. Doesn’t sound anything like her.

“He” also claims that David Ves is Brian Downes’ “family.” And according to “David,” Gabbi’s uncle is a big shot from the Hells Angels – Worcester division!!

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Lived in Worcester my whole life. Didn’t realize we had a Hells Angels. Thought it was just a bunch of guys on bikes getting lap dances during the day shift at the Tramplighter 2.

For someone who isn’t Gabbi Hebert, David Ves sure seems to know a lot about her though:

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David Ves should write Gabbi’s biography autobiography. He already knows every single fairy tale she’s come up with about her extensive military service.

Unfortunately for David Ves, it looks like not many people are buying the story that it’s not Gabbi:

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Seth seems normal too. It’s shocking that these people run in the same social circles.

Anyway, the fact that she’s using a fake Facebook page to rant and rave on her runaway boyfriend’s wall is the least surprising thing ever. There was a 0.0% chance she could stay off Facebook with people talking about her. None. But what is surprising is that the National Guard allows some trainwreck dick cushion to continue to serve our country. Let me guess, the ambulances came to Devens to help her out because she has a “disease” right? And you can’t get rid of someone who has a “disease.” Disgraceful. These people represent our country and it’s a slap in the face to every selfless American who has served honorably in our armed forces that they’re basically being put on the same level as this gutterslug.

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30 Comment(s)
  • Shocked & Saddened
    August 29, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    So sad, surprised but not shocked she didn’t have a chance. I attended Bay Path Regional High School with her mother Leona Hebert Kaitbenski who also thought her shit didn’t stink and has such a bad reputation I believe she moved to the Cape to start over. I had no idea Gabbi had another sibling or Leona had another child that passed away. I pray the new baby doesn’t follow in their footsteps, they both get the help they need and stop believing their own lies

  • Turtlehead
    Cashmeinnorthkorea Howbowdah
    March 14, 2017 at 8:20 am

    $5000 for the uncensored pics of my hero North Korean war vet. I think she ASS-ASS-inated Kim Jong Un’s brother in Malaysia and Turtleboy ruined her cover. Way to go assholes!!! Can I have her ass pic now?

  • Drylaw
    March 13, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    Trying to follow this millennial hood rat Facebook ranting literally requires more concentration than doing trigonometry
    These people are out of their minds
    Reading this crap makes my eyelashes throb

  • COB
    March 13, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Let’s see the uncensored pics so I can spray my keyboard with baby batter all night! 😀 😀 😀

  • Turtlewax
    March 13, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    Do a FOIA on her. Better yet call the devens PAO and let them see this crazy crap. Korea is def not a deployment its a duty station and i cant find shit on the MAARNG being sent to south korea recently.

  • Bobby Craptucker
    March 13, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    Hey Gabby, if you are reading this, I would advise you to make better choices. Enter rehab, try to put your baby up for adoption with a wealthy/religious family, and stop dating losers. There is still time left in life for you to regain your dignity and to find the right path. I sincerely hope you choose to do the right thing before it is too late.

  • Ryan
    March 13, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Can we get the R Rated version please?

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 13, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      You wouldn’t rather see the X-rated version instead?

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 13, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    Can’t we just pu them all on a fucking island and let them either shoot up til they die or all get syphilis? And builds really fucking tall wall around that island just for shits and giggles. Omg I really feel dumber every day when I attempt to read this shit, but it is a little funny.

  • ImNewHere
    March 13, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    Please pardon my ignorance if i am wrong, but i was under the impression that those who served in the national guard are not deployed over seas at all. Isnt that what makes it a more appealing option to those who are willing to serve but are not necessarily itching to jump into the sandbox war we’re constantly fighting in FillInTheBlank-istan?

    • MrSmiley
      March 13, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      I’ll gladly answer your question. Unless you’re a politician’s kid, or on a special non deployable status you will be deployed if it’s your time to rotate in. Some places are in warzones and others are not. Africa, gitmo, etc. It’s more appealing to some because you can work a regular job and live at home while serving weekends and drills, while on active duty the army pretty much owns you 24/7. The education benefits are also what drives many to join the guard. Hope this helps.

  • Paul Larson
    March 13, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

    Paul Larson

  • March 13, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    If DCF has any sort of morals, they’ll take that baby the second he/she is born, IF she’s even pregnant. And why can’t the state of FL pick the scumbag up and extradite him to Mass? Seems like a no brainier as he keeps pretty much telling everyone where he is.

    • Dog the Bounty Hunter
      March 13, 2017 at 4:58 pm

      Florida is big… About 20 million people live there. No brainer though… So, um, yeah, they should go get ‘um!

  • Lt Dan
    March 13, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    We want the unedited pics TB.

    • Creeper
      March 13, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      Turtle boy live Episode on Facebook feburary 28th has it.

      • Lt Dan
        March 13, 2017 at 4:18 pm


    • Turd Burglestein
      March 13, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      Yeah…what Lt Dan just said.

  • Scabby Hebert
    March 13, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    HAHAHAHA she just keeps getting more and more dumb.

  • Kevin
    March 13, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    Wow I dated this chick. Thanks Turtleboy for my daily entertainment. Actually thank you Gabbi for being the crazy junkie that you are!

    • Seymour Butts
      March 13, 2017 at 3:50 pm

      Butt stuff?

      • Kevin
        March 13, 2017 at 4:01 pm

        She was into everything bro.

  • Willy jones
    March 13, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    David ves is her fathers named her real dads name is Davis Vespucci. Don’t don’t ask her cause she give u the whole I’m related to Amerigo Vespucci

    • Ryan
      March 13, 2017 at 6:35 pm

      This dumb bitch doesn’t know who Amerigo Vespucci is.

  • Talisman
    March 13, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Not only will the alleged disease get her preferential treatment, but her festering clam gash and alleged kid will also ensure that they will pamper this spunkbag for some time. If it was a man doing anything near this ridiculous, he’d have been gone the minute it started. But, I guess every guard unit could use a hole in the wall girl one weekend a month and two weeks a year.

  • MrSmiley
    March 13, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    Something doesn’t sit right. I know people who have been discharged for oui or pissing hot, but armed robbery and you get a counseling statement?? Ehh….

  • Duke Westwood
    March 13, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    She may not be all that bright… But dat ass ain’t dim!

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 13, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    That’s the kind of girl I like. She keeps me in business by being a drug addict. I’ll let this one live so she can use my product. She’ll die later on. Her nasty pictures give me something to masturbate to. It kind of a chore though. I need one hand to hold a magnifying glass while I use my other hand to poke around with a pair of tweezers to find the little fella! I’ll probably fall asleep before I find it.

    • Hammerhead's Teeny Tiny Penis
      March 13, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      Let me know if you need any assistance Fake Turd. I’m a natural with tweezers and an electron microscope. Magnifying glass is for noobs.

      • Turd Burglestein
        March 13, 2017 at 2:49 pm

        Hey Bawbie, naw, I can handle my own little dick. Why you always trolling me Bawbie? Why you always calling me a drugdealer? I’m not A drugdealer, I’m THE drugdealer! Ah fuck, bastard! You got me excited…now I’m winded. I’ll be back, I’m headed to the freezer for a spermcicle. Need some protein.

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