Pregnant Norwood Spunktrumpet Mom Says Racist Stuff To Black Chicks, Tries To Fight Them All, Changes FB Picture To “I Stand Against Racism,” Messages Pics Of Black Friends
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This is Jennifer Cobb from Norwood:
She’s a got a child with another one on the way:
Naturally she’s getting new tattoos with a bun in the oven:
Which is always recommended by doctors. What’s safer for a baby than having needles stuck into your body because you couldn’t wait a couple months to treat your body like a canvas?
She’s got a sperm donor who goes by Tommy Fitz on the Facebook machine:
His real name is Thomas Fitzgerald, and he’s no stranger to the courthouse records. Like that time he was arrested for selling heroin in a school zone.
Oh yea, only a classy broad would like at a face like that and think,
“I’d like have him dump his baby gravy all up in my sperm sponge. Better bring a child into this world!”
He also likes to assault elderly men round the block:
And every once in a while she makes a post like this, showing what he’s allegedly done to her:
So naturally she’s still with him.
Oh, and she gets in Facebook fights a lot. And since she’s wicked smart and totally NOT a junkie she always makes sure she only writes thoughtful and measured responses. Like the other day when she got into an argument with a black woman who she wanted to fight, and she dropped this bomb:
Bitch she’s fare from a cop caller!!! Mostly cab “fare” though, because I have a hard time believing she can afford a car. Also this:
“Why do black people think there so tough cuz of the nasty color of there skin.”
I don’t know if I’ve seen people fuck up two versions of there/they’re/their in one phrase. But when your idea of a vacation is getting a bag from Diego and passing out under a bridge, anything is possible.
Anyway, this was a wicked smart thing to do obviously. It’s not like racism is a sensitive topic right now or anything like that. Better go ahead and call darker skin pigmentation a “nasty color of skin.” That should end well.
After a couple people started to publicly shame her she thought it would be a good idea to start messaging them with well thought out rants like this:
Pardon her run-on sentences. Keep in mind, she is pregnant, so periods are hard to come by these days.
Can’t wait till Uncle Turtleboy does the all caps voice with this rant on Turtleboy Live!! Can we get this chick on the show? If you’re reading this Jenn, I feel like you should have a chance to explain yourself to people reading this. As always, if you get roasted on Turtleboy you do have the right to redemption and are ALWAYS allowed on Turtleboy Live. Message us on Facebook so we can arrange for you to come on. You won’t Jennifer!!
“U MUST BE OUT YOUR BLACK CRISPY ASS MIND BITCH U SCARY ASS HOE YOU LOOK LIKE ur at least 55 yrs old w ur old lady perm”
Oh yea, that should help your reputation. Message a black chick, call her “crispy,” and give her your address so you can meet up for a fight. Oh, and just a reminder that she is in fact pregnant.
Nothing is better for a baby than fighting and tattoos!
Soon other people commenting on the post started getting messages:
Oh good, her father owns a company. And now she’s driving 45 minutes to fight another woman who had unsavory things to say about her racist commentary. This is a perfectly normal thing for a pregnant woman to do.
She’s gonna get the last laugh though because Daddy’s business is a multi-million dollar enterprise that allows her to go on vacations once a month to the Bahamas or Cancun or……wherever:
Not only is her Daddy a successful business owner, he’s also a detective for the Boston PD, and she’s FARFRO RACIST!!
When she attended Norwood High School she was “kinda a BIG DEAL BOO”
Back in the day she “ran shit”
And by “ran shit,” she means, “went through my Dad’s medicine cabinet and sold all his prescription drugs to freshmen.” FACTTTT HOE!!! And obviously her high school popularity has paid enormous dividends. Who’s laughing now BOO???
Unlike a lot of people who write racist shit on Facebook, she wasn’t embracing it. Instead she went into denial and damage control mode by adding the “I stand against racism” filter to her profile picture:
Yup, that should fix it!
Up next was updating her status about “jumping to conclusions”
And messaging strangers to show off all her black friends:
Oh, and apparently if you bend the brim of “The Hat,” it doesn’t affect “The Hat’s” magical ratchet powers:
You’re still a gutterslug with a curved brim on your Chicago Bulls hat. Who knew? Must be the tittoo.
Plus, she wants to be a black model when she grows up:
So how can she be racist? It’s not like she routinely drops n bombs on her Facebook page:
For the record I don’t think this chick is an actual racist. She’s just a crackhead with a limited vocabulary and no filter. To me a racist is someone who deep down inside truly believes that people with different skin colors are racially inferior. This chick just uses offensive racial language for shock value in her frequent Facebook beefs because she’s not crafty enough to come up with better insults. To me the more disturbing part is that she’s pregnant. Ya know, since she’s trying to fight everyone and their mother on the Facebook machine.
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