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Pregnant Norwood Spunktrumpet Mom Says Racist Stuff To Black Chicks, Tries To Fight Them All, Changes FB Picture To “I Stand Against Racism,” Messages Pics Of Black Friends

Pregnant Norwood Spunktrumpet Mom Says Racist Stuff To Black Chicks, Tries To Fight Them All, Changes FB Picture To “I Stand Against Racism,” Messages Pics Of Black Friends

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This is Jennifer Cobb from Norwood:

She’s a got a child with another one on the way:

Naturally she’s getting new tattoos with a bun in the oven:

Which is always recommended by doctors. What’s safer for a baby than having needles stuck into your body because you couldn’t wait a couple months to treat your body like a canvas?

She’s got a sperm donor who goes by Tommy Fitz on the Facebook machine:

His real name is Thomas Fitzgerald, and he’s no stranger to the courthouse records. Like that time he was arrested for selling heroin in a school zone.

Oh yea, only a classy broad would like at a face like that and think, “I’d like have him dump his baby gravy all up in my sperm sponge. Better bring a child into this world!”

He also likes to assault elderly men round the block:


And every once in a while she makes a post like this, showing what he’s allegedly done to her:

So naturally she’s still with him.

Oh, and she gets in Facebook fights a lot. And since she’s wicked smart and totally NOT a junkie she always makes sure she only writes thoughtful and measured responses. Like the other day when she got into an argument with a black woman who she wanted to fight, and she dropped this bomb:

Bitch she’s fare from a cop caller!!! Mostly cab “fare” though, because I have a hard time believing she can afford a car. Also this:

“Why do black people think there so tough cuz of the nasty color of there skin.”

I don’t know if I’ve seen people fuck up two versions of there/they’re/their in one phrase. But when your idea of a vacation is getting a bag from Diego and passing out under a bridge, anything is possible.

Anyway, this was a wicked smart thing to do obviously. It’s not like racism is a sensitive topic right now or anything like that. Better go ahead and call darker skin pigmentation a “nasty color of skin.” That should end well.

After a couple people started to publicly shame her she thought it would be a good idea to start messaging them with well thought out rants like this:

Pardon her run-on sentences. Keep in mind, she is pregnant, so periods are hard to come by these days.

Can’t wait till Uncle Turtleboy does the all caps voice with this rant on Turtleboy Live!! Can we get this chick on the show? If you’re reading this Jenn, I feel like you should have a chance to explain yourself to people reading this. As always, if you get roasted on Turtleboy you do have the right to redemption and are ALWAYS allowed on Turtleboy Live. Message us on Facebook so we can arrange for you to come on. You won’t Jennifer!!

“U MUST BE OUT YOUR BLACK CRISPY ASS MIND BITCH U SCARY ASS HOE YOU LOOK LIKE ur at least 55 yrs old w ur old lady perm”

Oh yea, that should help your reputation. Message a black chick, call her “crispy,” and give her your address so you can meet up for a fight. Oh, and just a reminder that she is in fact pregnant.

Nothing is better for a baby than fighting and tattoos!

Soon other people commenting on the post started getting messages:

Oh good, her father owns a company. And now she’s driving 45 minutes to fight another woman who had unsavory things to say about her racist commentary. This is a perfectly normal thing for a pregnant woman to do.

She’s gonna get the last laugh though because Daddy’s business is a multi-million dollar enterprise that allows her to go on vacations once a month to the Bahamas or Cancun or……wherever:

Not only is her Daddy a successful business owner, he’s also a detective for the Boston PD, and she’s FARFRO RACIST!!

When she attended Norwood High School she was “kinda a BIG DEAL BOO”

Back in the day she “ran shit”

And by “ran shit,” she means, “went through my Dad’s medicine cabinet and sold all his prescription drugs to freshmen.” FACTTTT HOE!!! And obviously her high school popularity has paid enormous dividends. Who’s laughing now BOO???

Unlike a lot of people who write racist shit on Facebook, she wasn’t embracing it. Instead she went into denial and damage control mode by adding the “I stand against racism” filter to her profile picture:

Yup, that should fix it!

Up next was updating her status about “jumping to conclusions”

And messaging strangers to show off all her black friends:

Oh, and apparently if you bend the brim of “The Hat,” it doesn’t affect “The Hat’s” magical ratchet powers:

You’re still a gutterslug with a curved brim on your Chicago Bulls hat. Who knew? Must be the tittoo.

Plus, she wants to be a black model when she grows up:

So how can she be racist? It’s not like she routinely drops n bombs on her Facebook page:

For the record I don’t think this chick is an actual racist. She’s just a crackhead with a limited vocabulary and no filter. To me a racist is someone who deep down inside truly believes that people with different skin colors are racially inferior. This chick just uses offensive racial language for shock value in her frequent Facebook beefs because she’s not crafty enough to come up with better insults. To me the more disturbing part is that she’s pregnant. Ya know, since she’s trying to fight everyone and their mother on the Facebook machine.


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53 Comment(s)
  • Kevin Reid
    July 10, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    Yeah honestly ppl really should mind their business. Some people make bad choices but it’s not anyone’s life to live but their own and they live with the consequences. People struggling don’t need your added negativity, harsh comments, and judgements that aren’t fair because nobody is perfect and I know every person who’s been shit talked on this has decent bones in their bodies. All you people who want to act better than people likely don’t understand the tough situations people grow up or what it’s like to have an addiction. Fuck all you haters, I wish I knew what each and every one of you didn’t like about YOURself so I could go blow it up on the internet and make you feel what it’s like to be treated the way you treat people. My name is Kevin Reid so you can go try to dig up your dirt and talk shit but you all will hopefully burn in hell if there is such a thing.

  • Kyle Duggan
    May 25, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Tommy you suck dick.

    • Tommy
      July 22, 2019 at 10:57 pm

      Kyle Duggan Head nobody, who are?? Ur a punk bitch!!?

  • Tommy
    April 20, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    every1 of u I guarantee does drugs and you are just being hippacrits and gossiping, it hurts to see the comments. if it was u , u wouldn’t like it, but that’s norwood every1 talks shit behind ur back and whn they see u in person, they act like ur best friend. Word!!! fake ppl

  • Tommy
    April 20, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    hey mind ur fuckin buissnes, worry bout urself, but u have no life so u commenting on mine

  • Don Johnson
    December 16, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    I went to high school with that guy. Tommy Fitz. We made fun of him a lot. We actually promised to hang out with him, got him all high on mushrooms, and dropped Him off in the middle of nowhere. I use to feel bad about that. Now that I see he’s still a scum bucket who’s beating women, very proud moment that we made his life a living hell that day. I hope these people can find help. It’s really a sad situation for that baby. That’s all I got! Lol.

    • Don Compton
      December 16, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      wow, sounds like you’re more fucked up than all of them put together!

    • Tommy
      April 20, 2018 at 7:14 pm

      ur a lyer Don I never hung out wit u and took mushrooms, on my life u lyin, no1 hung out wit u cuz u a lame, say some shit to me in the street, I’ll show wats up, ur like a broad who gossips bout ppl

  • kris
    August 18, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    Funniest thing is this Tommy kid asked me out when I was a clerk at a Gas Station and I turned him down then like a few months ago he was begging for change at the local CVS literally harassing everyone. some lady called the cops and I defended him cuz I get it it’s hard out there. karma man it’s a bitch

    • Tommy
      July 22, 2019 at 11:14 pm

      Kris, never askd u out and I was asking for change but guess wat, I wouldn’t ask u for a fuckn ciggarett cuz ur a fuckn a loozer more than me for talking about ppl, u fuck up and u b on this page with us. What goes around comes around clown

  • Bobby Mac
    August 18, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    I can tell you for a fact that she is not a racist. The reason I can say is it would be utmost certainty is because when her baby daddy was in jail, she would orrally copulate anyone who would give her herion, and not to sound stereo typical but most heroin dealers either Dominican Puerto Rican and on occasion black man and on a very rare occasion white man, but she didn’t Care what color is that cock whil care what color is that cock was, as long as she was given dope. But Norwood is getting a bad rap because her and the rest of her trashy family are actually rozzie rats. And to her sucking off people of color being she’s not a racist LOL

  • Mark D
    August 18, 2017 at 11:27 am

    she was a big deal at Norwood High 20 years ago….ya’ll better recognize

  • Stunt Penis
    August 18, 2017 at 11:07 am

    She has a budding future as a slam pig in facial porn.

  • Truf
    August 18, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Only car registered in her name is an 06 Altima. Prolific shoplifting arrest record. Im sure she is a millionaire, LOL.

  • Pj
    August 18, 2017 at 8:35 am

    Like most she wishes she had a higher percentage of melanin

  • Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
    August 17, 2017 at 10:22 pm

    11-3657 2346 911 – DOMESTIC *ARREST(S)MADE
    Call Taker: Dispatcher Daniel Leavitt
    Location/Address: NICHOLS ST
    ID: Patrol Gregory Hayes
    Cleared By: Dispatcher Sheila Condrin
    ID: Patrol Anthony Lopes
    ID: Patrol Joseph Reen
    Narrative: Caller reported domestic. One under arrest.
    Refer To Arrest: 11-307-AR
    Arrest: COBB, EDWARD J
    Address: 585 NICHOLS ST NORWOOD, MA
    DOB: 01/12/1953
    Charges: A&B

    • Cobb Family is trash
      August 17, 2017 at 10:30 pm

      Her and her family are all kinds of f^>ked up.

      Adam J. Cobb , 27, of Norwood, was stopped for speeding Tuesday in Hingham. His license had been revoked for 15 years for a 2012 motor vehicle homicide conviction. He’s being held on bail.

      • lmfao
        August 18, 2017 at 4:55 am

        lmao u got this all wrong he did a year for the homicide in 2013 gotnout now he got 18 motha he’s not being held on bail stupid duck he’s sentenced and if i think jenna racist lmfao adam hate 95 -% of the black ppl out there and he’ll tell u straight up inwas locked with him about 2 months ago and he’s mad cool so don’t talk shit if u have no idea what’s really going o. clown

        • All Facts
          August 18, 2017 at 9:54 am

          All the drugs you’ve taken have clearly affected your brain cells since you are unable to type coherently. Get Adam’s cock out of your mouth.

          • Tommy
            April 20, 2018 at 9:15 pm

            u wish u had Adams cock in ur mouth but obvi u get no dick and u hiding behind some weird name, ud never say any of this to our faces u punk bitch!!!!

      • Niggerlover
        August 18, 2017 at 8:39 am

        Only Cobb a that are trash are the ones from Norwood … BIGG FACTS

    • March 17th 2017
      August 17, 2017 at 10:36 pm

      Adam J. Cobb, 28, was charged with operating under the influence of alcohol, failing to stop for police, negligent operation, leaving the scene of a crash, driving on a suspended license, speeding and marked lanes violation, according to the Norwood Police Department.

    • VIA Canton PD
      August 17, 2017 at 10:40 pm

      Refer To P/C: 11-383-AR
      Address: 585 NICHOLS ST NORWOOD, MA
      DOB: 01/31/1989


    • March 17 2017 - Great pick for baby daddy
      August 17, 2017 at 10:49 pm

      8:39 a.m. – A caller on Nichols Street told police that a man struck him in the head and pushed him to the ground. The suspect, Thomas Fitzgerald, 30, of Norwood, was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a person over 60 or disabled.

      • Tommy
        July 23, 2019 at 12:30 am

        U have no life if u have to talk shit bout ppl and hide behind a fake name , it’s cuz ur a coward and grew up in PunkBitchingtonville!

    • Another Cobb another record. Trash
      August 17, 2017 at 11:05 pm

      Off Zorzi reports fight in progress behind Domino’s.
      Victim fled area, all participants FIO’d, one brought to
      station for PC by OFf K RIley. Brian Cobb.
      Refer To Incident: 08-1227-OF
      Refer To P/C: 08-604-AR
      Address: 585 NICHOLS ST NORWOOD, MA
      DOB: 01/03/1978

    • Feb 4 2017 - Trashiest family
      August 17, 2017 at 11:10 pm

      Brian Cobb, 39, of Norwood was arrested on Nichols Street as part of a courtesy booking for the Stoughton Police Department.

  • AMB
    August 17, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    She has also molested her niece and had sex with her older brother Brian while on dope. She only has a new car because she got back pay settlement for disability. I wonder what disability she has lol! This is not made up this is all facts

    • August 18, 2017 at 5:11 am

      AMthia must be Amanda Beql u have a father that’s a faggot cuz your moms pussy was that nasty turned nigga gay lmao so sad your mama most of been something really nasty idk or care really but this is Lianna Cobb, Brian’s daughter Jennifer’s niece i don’t know who tre fuck you are at all but didn’t i already message your ignorant good for nothing ass about this if my auntie molestaed me she would be i. jail right now is iso where you got thief ron but your clearly mistaken bird bitch and my auntie and father having sex while she was all dope pit are u fully there bird bitch no your yo fat gone . ypubalready know the deal i told u in the message i sent you… and who the fuck cares how she got a car bird least she got one she’s had a car since she was 16 dumb bird why does it even matter to you tha badly, how she got her car like really lol. and keep saying this shit bout my family next time your in norwood attleboro hmu on fb so i can talk to you face to face .

      • Wannabe
        August 18, 2017 at 8:48 am

        Wow… the niece that the gross, ugly, gutter dweller molested is coming to her defense… And it’s such a well written, passionate defense! Her grammar and use of language puts her on literary par with a 9 year old Chinese immigrant. See! This is what happens when you add narcotics to an already sub par gene pool. These disgusting creatures should all be sterilized before they reproduce!!! This is physicsal evidence of the ” Dumbing down” of America… if people like this are our future Civilization is truly DOOMED!

      • Iknow
        August 18, 2017 at 11:36 am

        Awww, you don’t like anyone talking about your mommy. I mean “auntie” lmao.. gotta love it when the skeletons start falling out the closet. And you know that there are so many more things that can be said about your mommy.. I mean “auntie” so shhhh!

      • KimberlyS
        August 18, 2017 at 12:43 pm

        I see that illiteracy runs in the family. Weird. I didn’t think that was genetic.

    • me and my niece are gna fuck you up !!!
      December 18, 2017 at 11:12 pm


    • Tommy
      April 20, 2018 at 7:55 pm

      that’s ducks up that u would even make something up like that , she never molested her niece, i think that’s ur story and u try in to put it on Jen , Looozzer , like me

      • Tommy
        April 20, 2018 at 9:02 pm

        how come most of u comment wit a fake name cuz u bitch made and we’ll being it to u and then I’d b copping pleas, so just remember karma’s a bitch and it could happen to any 1 of u!!!!!

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 17, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Here’s what I’m dying to know: Is there a Turtleboy style book? If there isn’r, there should be. I’d buy one!

  • don
    August 17, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    who ever dropped the baby batter in that dumpster should be shot.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 17, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Sloth from the Goonies sister?

    ” Hey you guuuuuuys “

  • Dick Trickle
    August 17, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    Judging by the 2 black eyes, she doesn’t listen too well. Clearly someone had to tell ‘er twice.
    Hard to learn some bitches, ya’know?

    • Tommy
      April 20, 2018 at 8:01 pm

      the 2 black eyes are from when she was punchnin my head in and i threw her off me and she smashed her face of the corner of the wall at the gaard motel

  • Notbuyingthewholestory
    August 17, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    The victim last name “Moore” is posting on the fb blog. Her sister is named Yolanda Moore. Courthouse records of the sisters name might tell you how all these folks know each other.

  • Steve Bannon
    August 17, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck that with White Nationalist Turtle Rider’s dick.

    • Jared Kushner
      August 17, 2017 at 5:22 pm

      Easy for you to say, Mr. Bannon.
      If I could suck my own cock, I won’t be banging any skank-ass crackhead chicks either…

      • Tommy
        April 20, 2018 at 9:54 pm

        it abitch

  • KimberlyS
    August 17, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    I wouldn’t be so against the “disease” if it made these people sterile.

  • Vigil Ante
    Doc Marten
    August 17, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    Getting miscarried might be the greatest gift she could ever give that baby.

  • livesinlowell
    August 17, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    She’s not a kind person at all.

  • Wannabe
    August 17, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Any child born by that waste of space is doomed. I’d bet a coupla Bitcoin he or she will be incarcerated in a juvenile facility by the age of 12.

    • msheadkracker
      August 17, 2017 at 5:03 pm

      It probably has a chance, there’s no way she’ll leave the hospital with it pissing dirty, so hopefully DCF sells this one to a nice white family. Maybe these crackheads will stop doing the shit if their babies get taken from birth.

  • Mudturtle
    August 17, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    Ew, she looks like she’s picked up something she couldn’t put down, like hep c.
    Nasty thing probably has a pothole for a pussy.

    • Trashsachusetts
      August 17, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      That white boy ain’t even hittin the sides after her black friends finished getting some cut up off her.
      She looks like she’s had more dicks in her than hot meals

      • Tommy
        April 20, 2018 at 7:47 pm

        yeah and u get NO dick and wish u had it like her, so myob, u know wat that means????? get a life instead of judging ppl

    • Obama causes Hep C
      August 18, 2017 at 10:31 am

      Hep C can be put down now…. Just sayin….

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