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Previously TB Famous Spencer GoFundMe Scam Artist Sammie Holland Is Now In Southbridge And Asking Strangers For Breast Milk On Brimfield Yard Sale Pages

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You might be from Southbridge if you’ve ever panhandled for breast milk from strangers on the Facebook machine.

Pro tip – if your raw dog trophy isn’t taking a bottle, it’s probably best to consult with your pediatrician, rather than panhandle for gerber server goo from strangers on Facebook. Ya know, because they’re strangers. You don’t know who they are, whether or not they have the “disease,” and in general you should be fully aware of the health risks involved in everything you toss down your child’s gullet. And they have milk banks that vet this stuff for you.

My crotch fruit wouldn’t take a bottle either because he liked the good shit fresh from the tap. But in this case the kid would still be taking a bottle, she just assumes that the reason the baby isn’t drinking it is because she’s a picky little thing that only likes the real shit. I’m not questioning that, because I’m sure it could happen, but a medical professional is usually the person best suited to help you out. Then again, Mom wears scrubs to work, so she’s basically two steps from being a doctor herself.

The most responsible thing she did was post this on a Brimfield yard sale page. She knows the dangers of trying to get Southbridge breast milk. It’s gonna come in syringes and be filled with with angel dust and goya.

I knew something was up when I saw this:

Dog filter. We got a live ratchet folks.

Then it came to my attention from Uncle Turtleboy that this particular hefalump was originally from Spencer, has appeared on Turtleboy in the past, and is one of the original GoFundMe scam ratchets. We first found her begging for money for cash to pay her bills while her child (who clearly and sadly is a VERY unhealthy weight for a kid his age) was in the hospital. And not because she wouldn’t help him get out of the car seat which he was clearly too big for.

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She said she lost her job around the holidays because she visited him (sure thing), but then changed the story and said the kid was out of the hospital already.

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Then she started going to wealthier towns like Shrewsbury and hitting them up for more donations with a “raffle” she was conducting for shampoo.

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And in true ratchet style she posted it everywhere.

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Shockingly it was not her first GoFundMe.

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Oh, and she obviously has no problem asking strangers from wherever for breast milk, since she also asks them to be her personal Uber driver.

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She’s actually a local legend in the scam game.

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And an accomplished rapper.

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The best part is that a week after her GFM last time she went out and bought a car, even though she said she needed the money for car insurance, and other bills she couldn’t pay because she and the chudstuffer were unemployed.

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Keep in mind, three years ago she was so poor that she was reduced to online panhandling, despite her able bodied baby daddy being the very rare sperm donor who actually stuck around in Spencer and Southbridge. And what did the two of them decide to do? Fire out another tax break from the baby cannon. Because obviously they were in a fine position to have another baby.

She was not happy the first time she became Turtleboy famous.

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Something tells me she won’t be pleased three years later either. But this was before my time, so it’s new to me!

15 Comment(s)
  • Lehane
    December 4, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    Back at it again, apples don’t fall too far from the tree or in this case plop out of their hideous mother’s gash. Representing your Lyod Dyer drive heritage nicely

  • La leche
    December 4, 2018 at 11:31 am

    I know I’m in the minority, but I think breast feeding is disgusting anyway. It’s bodily fluid. Boob babies always have bad breath and they either don’t shit for days or explode in their diapers.
    2 things grosser than that are using other people’s breast milk and that mama bird feeding thing.
    She should be giving the kid goat milk. They make it for babies. You can get it at Market Basket. It’s actually better than any other milk. All mammals can handle it. There’s no allegry/intolerance to it.
    I’m sure she’s on WIC and SNAP. Not sure if they pay for the good stuff.

  • HJC
    December 4, 2018 at 6:19 am

    I know someone who will give you breast milk. 20$ for every liter. She has Hep-C but they say that can’t be transferred thru breast milk, so you should be good. Oh and she is also on methadone. But that’s okay right? As long as you get your titty juice. It’s all good to ask complete strangers for something like this during a drug epidemic. Who the fk asks strangers for this kind of stuff? Your a great mom Sammie putting your child at risk for all kinds of shit. And I find it amazing a child that young has gallstones.. but who am I to question what you say. Lmfao!

  • I see dumb people
    December 4, 2018 at 6:05 am

    I breastfed all 3 of my crotchfruit and never in a million years did it EVER cross my mind to ask a stranger for thier titty milk.. That is so unsafe and unsanitary !!! They make milk banks for that reason because the milk banks will pasteurize the milk and test it to make sure it’s safe for human consumption… So many things can be passed through breast milk everything that goes into your body pretty can go into your titty milk .. You dont know what other people are taking be it meds, supplements ,or whatever.. Fucking disgusting

    • Mother of the year
      December 4, 2018 at 6:24 am

      Exactly! Well said

  • Milf Assessor
    December 3, 2018 at 6:43 pm

     I bet her Japanese flag has already been raided

  • Gross
    December 3, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    She is gonna feed her baby another woman’s boob pus

  • JJ
    December 3, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    That dude who fired his man goo into her tuna tunnel must be shit cocked 24/7 or super fucking desperate. Dude wtf were you thinking or drinking that night? Holy browzilla that thing is fucking gross! This chick should definitely eat some romaine lettuce & do the ajax challenge right after.

  • already know
    December 3, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    I sent you a story on her months ago, with pictures of her “pca” job etc.

  • Dr. Kildaire
    December 3, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    I remember this girl. She was rummaging in a trash can outside a circumcision clinic and said “gee these onion rings are chewy”…

    • Y
      December 3, 2018 at 1:11 pm

      I thought ‘M’ had the comment of the day, until i read yours…hahaha, well done!!

    • Calamari Rings
      December 3, 2018 at 4:15 pm

      A bit salty.

  • M
    December 3, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Why is it these people can find everything that is free- welfare, section 8, WIC, food stamps, fuel and electric assistance, everything, but free birth control?

  • ElJefe72
    December 3, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    Gallstones in an 8 month old?!? Color me skeptical.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 3, 2018 at 10:35 am

    I have about a tablespoon of milk for you…..

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