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Princess Pall Mall Lights Cigarette Next To Oxygen Tank, Burns Down Section 8 Webster Apartment, Kills Birds, Starts GoFundMe But Doesn’t Tell People It Was Her Fault

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the week out of Webduh.

Oh dear! Tina Mele lost her birds and her apartment burned down, which obviously was no fault of her own.

Poor Tina has been sharing pictures of her charred apartment far and wide, hoping that someone will see it, feel bad for her, and throw some cash her way.

Here’s what she forgot to mention – the fire started in her section 8 shanty because she was smoking a cigarette next to her oxygen tank in bed.


Yea, you’re not allowed to do that. And not only did Princess Pall Mall endanger herself and negligently cause the death of her pets, she also endangered the lives of firefighters and other residents of those apartments, as well as their personal property.

But yea, she forgot to mention that during her incessant online panhandling:

“I took my bedtime medication and forgot to shut off my oxygen.”

I hate when oxygen tanks explode out of nowhere without a spark.

Clarence Woods Emerson commented on her page, asking her why she didn’t point that out. She said she did (she didn’t) and then deleted the comments and blocked Clarence. Since then she’s been sharing it more and more, including in Webster Community pages, looking for sympathy for the fire she started through her own gross negligence.

It’s a free country so you can give her your hard earned money if you want to, but you should probably know that this fire was 100% her fault because she disregarded the rules of the apartment complex as well as basic fundamental laws of science, because she had to smoke a Pahhhhhliment before bed and was too lazy to go outside.

9 Comment(s)
  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 29, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Irresponsible people want responsible people ( read people who have a job) to pay for all their shit. Once responsible people get sick of this and join the ranks of the irresponsible then you get Venezuela.

  • CTTB Fan
    October 29, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    Use the google machine and you’ll see she is a frequent flier on gofraudme. I found 2 other requests for free money in about 10 seconds. I’m sure the Red Cross has her at a Motel 8 so she’s certainly not out on the street.

  • Masked Superstar
    October 29, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Makes perfect sense that an incapacitated women who doesn’t have a pot to piss in would have a cat, dog, AND birds in her apartment…The smell from cat and dog piss permeating the indoor/outdoor carpeting could probably be detected from a quarter of a mile away

    • Just my two cents
      October 29, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      Hey MS! You forgot to mention the fish tank…a standard item usually found in a section 8 apt…along with the usual complement of four legged critters…on occasion for financial reasons it is often necessary to subtract one less cat and in its place you will have the overweight rabbit in the cage. These things can be fluid and change on a whim though….when there isn’t enough cash on the EBT card for ciggies and tramp stamps, one of the critters may have to go. She should be ok in the end. She will qualify for Red Cross assistance..some temporary cash to live on etc. The pet situation may slow up her transition to alternative housing unless she can finagle some anxiety/pet therapy connections.
      Memo to apartment managers everywhere…noticing a strong scent of potpourri in your hallways, stairwells, etc may indicate you got a smoker in your bldg. Its cold out now and they dont want to go outside. These people know all the tricks!

  • Half full
    October 29, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    That lamp might still work. Has she tried the lamp on a good outlet since the fire?

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    October 29, 2018 at 11:26 am

    She won’t quit until she dies from cancer. Not when she’s using the cancer kazoo, and not when her ass is trached and she uses the opening to smoke with. Problem is it’s not them they kill with their stupid shit. Used to see it all the time on the ambulance with the frequent fliers.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 29, 2018 at 11:16 am

    White people are ruining country.

    • Uncle Sam
      October 29, 2018 at 11:57 am

      Wait until whitey catches up with black tax scammers, Didi Cheesehog. Your fat ass will be breaking rocks just like your ancestors.

    • Some Ox Missing A Tail
      October 29, 2018 at 12:04 pm

      “Didi pussy taste like oxtail soup.” – The only white guy who would actually eat the tail of an ox, according to Didi

      Hey fatass, you better start teaching that spawn of yours to suck dick, she’s gonna be the only breadwinner in your Section 8 after white people get sick of your shit and stop throwing cash at you. No white guy would burrow through your fat rolls and put a baby in you even if the human race depended on it. We know this because you proved it, you had to steal jizz from a gay felon.

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