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I just want to get this out of the way, straight out of the gate: No one believes anyone has ever been hacked. Not even if by some insane chance it actually happened. Literally the only person who’s ever been actrually hacked has been Bret.

That being said, I’d like to introduce you to Priscilla Queen Of The Junkboxes:

Geeze, if you can get past the tarantula/ Tammy Faye Baker lashes and the weird glittery eyeshadow corners that are so hot right now, you’ll notice that her pupils are so pinned that they’ve just about imploded. Priscilla O’Malley’s pupils have lost the ability to dilate as she is one of the saddest, most pathetic junkboxes I’ve personally seen in a while:

Fantastic. She’s 7 and a half months pregnant and on all the drugs. ALL. OF. THEM. What’s insane is that our society sees the issue with a pregnant woman using, but won’t say anything other than “It’s a disease.” First of all, no it isn’t. Secondly, how does that make sense? It’s totally fine for a woman who’s bringing another life into this world to shoot herself up with poison? If there’s one time in a person’s life when they shouldn’t be purposely putting drugs in their bodies it’s when they’re pregnant. It’s only 9 months at the longest, but that’s still too long for you to go without? Really? It’s entirely within the realm of possibility to go 3 months without realizing you’re pregnant, especially if you’re high as this broad, so 6 months you can’t do? That’s just out of the question, I guess.

So it appeared as though this chick borrowed someone’s phone (to get on Facebook, because that’s always a great idea) and the person who lent her the phone to use started begging friends of Priscilla’s to help her because she’s everyone else’s responsibility:

Thank you Strang Phone Person for making that message about this woman needing help so clear what with the punctuation and capital letters and all. Super helpful. What I can gather from this is the person who lent out their phone (great idea handing over your valuable possession to a pregnant junkbox who’s trying to score BTW) saw that Fiend Laqueefa over here was making deals, trying to trade out or whatever else and that her family needed to help her. It’s totally not up to Priscilla, you know the only person who can actually enact sobriety or anything. Although she was seemingly sober for the entire trip to pick up once, so naturally she had to post about it:

Maybe I’m old school, but when you’re a junkie I don’t think you should get to post shit about how pregnant you are. That’s not something to be celebrated. You’ve already proven how inept you are at taking care of yourself, and now here you are informing the rest of us that we’ll be funding all the formula you get to sell for more drugs. It’s one thing to ruin your own life, but it’s a whole different animal when you’re a leech on society and ruining your child’s life before it’s even begun. That’s a complete shit thing to do.

See how there’s no spot that says “And when mom is high as fuck.”? That’s because normal people don’t do drugs that can kill you, certainly not while pregnant.

At some point her friends hopped on the post trying to figure out what was going on. It appeared that people were more concerned with whose phone she was on than the fact that she’s VERY pregnant and on drugs. Typical day in the life of type shit.

Why the hell would someone “hack” someone elses Facebook account strictly to say she was using? Like, even in a ratchet rival scenario that makes no sense whatsoever. Hacking someone’s account isn’t a thing. Likely, someone left their phone out and someone else hopped onto their account, but when that happens they usually write “(Person typing) is the coolest and I obviously have no imagination.” not about how the account holder is out bumming around with different dudes trying to score a baggy from Diego:

This post states that Priscilla used this persons phone and didn’t log out. That person saw how obviously high she was and tried reaching out to her friends and family to help her. I think this person had the best intentions, but when someone is this far gone that they’re using at 7 months of pregnancy, there’s no hope for this person. That’s the lowest of the low. If you can’t shape up for the sake of the life that’s growing inside of you, you’re not going to give up drugs for anyone around you.

These posts have since been taken down from here page, probably because she’s playing the “I was hacked and I’m TOTALLY SOBER” card. No, you’re not any of those things. This is the face of a self-absorbed asshole who has zero personal accountability and doesn’t care what happens to the life inside of you:

And this is the face of the kid inside of her facepalming for obvious reasons: