Pro-Turtleboy Sign About Cucks We Can’t Remember Roasting Appear At Patriots Parade Today

Pro-Turtleboy Sign About Cucks We Can’t Remember Roasting Appear At Patriots Parade Today

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Some turtle riders were down at the parade today and they spotted this sign:


We love the support, but who the hell is Micah Femino? Sometimes we get messages on follow up stories and desk girl has no clue who they’re talking about. Because honestly, we’ve roasted a billion and one cheeshogs on this blog, and we lost track of all their names and crimes against humanity. Turns out Micah Femino was the pizza delivery boy (34 year old man) from Newburyport who called into the Trenni and Tomase show on WEEI and told them Turtleboy was racist.




So yea, fuck you Micah Femino. Now Tom Brady is gonna go home, Google you, and realize what a massive tool you are too.


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13 Comment(s)
  • White Pride White Power
    February 8, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    Saw the folks with the sign spit at a few blacks and tell them to go back to Africa. True proud Turtle Riders!

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 8, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    Speaking of Desk Girl, where has she been as of late? I was hoping to see a follow up story about one of the people she’s helped. Not a whole lot going on at the FB page either.

    Where In The World Is Desk Girl?

  • February 8, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Stealing the cuck phrase schtick. What’s next? Selling SAFTB merch? Do your own thing..

  • Llc
    February 8, 2017 at 7:30 am

    Side note: anyone see Fox 25 doing “investigative reporting” on FB food stamp sellers???

    WTF demand credit from these story stealers.

  • Talisman
    February 7, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    Wasn’t Femino the pizza delivery douche who didn’t shave or put on a decent shirt for his wedding? Called out all his conservative family members iirc

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 7, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    All of Turtleboy’s pictures are disappearing. WTF kind of conspiracy is this?

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 7, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      I’m starting to feel like I’m not appreciated!

    • Talisman
      February 7, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      Something weird going on, I can’t see pics and the second half of the article and link was hosed up

  • DJ's BobnTurd
    February 7, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Where are you Fiesty? Let’s all chat like chatty Cathy’s……(Turds the one with the 70’s porno stache)

  • Paul Larson
    February 7, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Micah Femino? Never heard of her. Everyone knows me though. I’m famous from coast to coast. Thanks to the Telegram & Gazette! Dianne Williamson is my lesbian fantasy. I’m going to turn her one day… Back to the winning side. She’ll be strictly dickly in no time. Clive, not so much, we’ll just agree to disagree. (He’s a commie bastard.) Chris Sinacola was my main man! I miss him so much. Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

  • BobnMic
    February 7, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    When I go un Turtleboy Live, I’m going to have a sign like that for Frosty and Tredge. We’ll see who has the last laugh then.

    • Tarbash The Egyptian Magician
      February 7, 2017 at 4:59 pm


  • Dylan Lambert
    February 7, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    Wouldn’t that be something if that Femino guy was the one holding the sign?

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