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Protester Who Donald Trump Called “Seriously Overweight” Started A GoFundMe To Go To Poetry Slam With RBG

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Last year the city of Worcester paid $1,500 for convicted criminal Robert Blackwell-Gibbs and his posse of local poets to travel to Oakland for a poetry slam. Unfortunately the guy who signed the check is a man named Michael Traynor. And RBG’s rabble rousing friends caused quite a stink when they made up a lie about Mr. Traynor calling Peter Rondon the “n” word. Of course Peter Rondon is not black, so this wouldn’t make much sense, and he previously was kicked out of a Trump rally for yelling “Trump” is a racist a million times. Oh yea, and he also tried to bomb a marine recruitment center.

But since nobody really backed up Mr. Traynor except for Turtleboy, he obviously felt like he was stabbed in the back. That means this year RBG and crew would have to pay for their own poetry slam, because there was no way Mike Traynor would go to bat for them again. But instead of just paying out of pocket for their cross country field trip like normal adults would do, they started a GoFundMe to get other people to pay for it:

Anyway, why are we bringing this up? Because Turtleboy’s mind was just blown. See the white guy? His name is Malt Shlitzman. Never heard of him before until we Googled him. Turns out he was the guy Trump called “seriously overweight” at the rally in November when “Malt” yelled at Trump and said that people were starving because of a lack of food stamps due to people like him:

Of course he told the press his name was “Sam”

Anyway, it’s crazy how this whole story connects. Two Trump protesters kicked out for being morons. One gets paid by the city to travel to a poetry slam. Then the other one calls the guy who wrote the check a racist, and now the fat protester has to beg for people to pay for his fat ass to go on a vacation. These are the type of people who don’t want Trump to be President, which is basically the only reason Turtleboy would ever consider voting for someone like Donald Trump.


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35 Comment(s)
  • samwisefool
    February 20, 2017 at 9:17 am

    Does the dumb shit even have a real job or just writes shit and goes to poetry slams?

  • samwisefool
    February 19, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    I’m honestly more upset that one of the TurtleTrolls called me a liberal than the fact that someone’s stalking my family.

  • samwisefool
    February 19, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Psychological profilers read my posts with the dedicated glee of lifetime buffet champions cracking into overcooked crab legs, tiny silver implements held high, each metaphor dissected, revealing layers of moist, flaky insecurities.

  • samwisefool
    December 8, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    This idiot has a divorced mother and father I hear nothing about the mother, but his father thinks he was something special being a Vermont State super pooper! Glad the ass retired and took his black hoe Warrior princess to Washington D.C. with him. She wears the pants in the family…

  • BobnMic
    July 17, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    What can you do? Protesters have every right for an outlet to showcase their aggression and only because they are always abused by the system. Let them be.

    • BobnMic
      July 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm

      Not me.

      • BobnMic
        July 18, 2016 at 5:38 pm

        This is me.

    • anonymous
      December 10, 2016 at 6:10 am

      This fat ass had no business being there he can go live in DC with his father a retired Vermont State Trooper and his black warrior princess Kristin Chase Andrade…bet they don’t want him either!

  • Steven Stover
    July 16, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    Sam doesn’t have a job and sleeps on moms couch

    • samwisefool
      December 8, 2016 at 8:00 pm

      Who Stephanie Smith or Stephanie Capogrossi?

  • ProfessorM
    July 16, 2016 at 5:38 am

    Since I have a little free time I thought I’d comment on this. Trump is a cock sucking transdender. Lmao

    • Huma and Hill
      July 16, 2016 at 1:13 pm

      Why the free time? CVS run out of KY?

    • ProfessorM
      July 16, 2016 at 4:10 pm

      Three ball wasn’t working out for you, huh?

    • samwisefool
      December 8, 2016 at 8:02 pm

      Who Stephanie Smith or Stephanie Capogrossi?Idiot!

      • samwisefool
        December 8, 2016 at 8:04 pm

        are you the one married to the stupid idiot? Wow feel sorry for you.

    • samwisefool
      February 19, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      Then you can go with your buddy Sam Capogrossi Malt whatever his name is. Went to his face book page and he thinks that people are stalking his family what an idiot!

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  • July 16, 2016 at 4:15 am

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  • hetero white male
    July 16, 2016 at 12:20 am

    Oh come on TB, did you fail 10th grade English or something? Malt Schlitzman is clearly a pun on and nod to Walt Whitman. This guy’s real name is Sam, I know him. He is a giant SJW dooshnoozle that tries to shame and troll people all over facebook with a liberal agenda. It is disgusting. I remember he was flaming someone over that WPI rape case from a few weeks ago. He was going in hard with the personal attacks and what not, and then got utterly rekt by facts. Fun, but still aggravating to watch. His poetry style is more of a spoken word short-story style, but the humor level is always 10/10. He has a talent with words, but his views and agenda is insufferable.

    • hetero white male
      July 16, 2016 at 12:21 am

      ARE* insufferable. I got a C in 10th grade english.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        July 16, 2016 at 11:52 am

        I cheated myself through a math class in Undregrad. Thanks to a quiet girl named Michelle who needed a friend and I needed at least a B+ and I’m almost positive the Professor knew. He always gave me those funny looks, “This bitch has no clue…”

        Anyhow, it qorked out great for both of us!

  • Steven Stover
    July 15, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    I am b=voting for Trump cause he promises me a wall and Hillary promises me refuges that will take trucks and drive them into crowds and then tells me that the devout person from the religion of peace had road rage. I will take the wall.

    • Hillarys Suicide Pact
      July 16, 2016 at 12:59 pm

      The Nice, France murderer terrorist is now being spun as a “petty criminal” and not a terrorist, and the Orlando murderer terrorist is, as of yesterday, being spun as a “habitual steriod user”. Road rage and roud rage! No terrorism, nothing to see here, move along, all is well, remain calm. No one outside of MSNBC, however, believes this bullshit.

      • Hillarys Suicide Pact
        July 16, 2016 at 1:00 pm


  • Buttafuco
    July 15, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    He looks like Marty Allen.

    • samwisefool
      February 19, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      He looks like a big fatty, fat clown…..I don’t know how he turned so butt ugly!

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    July 15, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    I have been for Trump since the start and even some of my friends who felt the Bern are coming over to the Trump side. The hippies got suckered and now we wait. All this shit will be shut down.

  • Malaparte
    July 15, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Malt Schlitzmann is an alias and a nom de plume. Malt, Schlitz– beer puns. Sam is his real name. I believe his last name’s Capauldi or something like that. I did some investigating around the time of the Trump incident… Know your enemy and whatnot.

    • Correction
      July 15, 2016 at 10:00 pm

      Sam Capogrossi is his name. You can find him in Occupy Worcester articles back in the day

      • samewise idiot.
        December 8, 2016 at 6:09 pm

        Sam Capogrossi is a dumb twit father moved to Washington D.C. with his libtard warrior Princess…known as Kristin Chase Andrade.

    • samwisefool
      February 19, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      No his real name is Sam Capogrossi he married a strange woman and her last name is Capauldi. You can read all his posts on his face book which is Malt Schlitzmann. He is one messed up human. Umm libtard

  • Love the Donald!
    July 15, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    Go trump 2016!

  • ProfessorM
    July 15, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    So, he isn’t a Trump supporter, yet he chose to go to a Trump rally and cause trouble. Wouldn’t that make him the male version of Triggleypuff?

  • Auburnite
    July 15, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Lol I was there. This dope was spewing shit, Trump made a comment about him being afraid of losing his benefits and that he didnt look like he needed more foodstamps. Everyone laughed but this asshat. The other dip shit was there to cause trouble. I have video. Its on youtube.

    • samwisefool
      February 19, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      I would love to go to his facebook page and see what happens! I would love to copy some material he has posted.

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