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It’s Friday, and we’re long overdue for another episode of Food Stamp Friday, brought to you buy the good folks over at the Statehouse in Providence!
I feel ya girl. You don’t disrespect the Food Stamp Friday code like that. I don’t care how much cash you got lying around, if you think you’re too good to sell your food stamps on Facebook, then you’re a wack ass cheddarpoon. Milly Exx is a food stamp buyer. No way she’s paying full price at the grocery store. But don’t think for one second you’re only gonna come selling to her when you’re desperate to buy your kid a Halloween costume. If you’re not selling on the first of every month then she’s gonna offer you 25 cents on the dollar next time you come around.
Apparently she’s not the only one who can’t get her hand on any stamps…
I hate when that happens. I know on Food Stamp Friday I have at least half a dozen people I can call up to get me stamps for 60 cents on the dollar. They know I won’t pay a penny more than that though.
According to Milly people who usually sell her EBT are doing to “to be fly”:
So it’s a good thing we keep giving these people our hard earned tax dollars. Because it’s very important that they be fly.
There are many food stamp recipients who are more noble though:
She doesn’t need to sell her stamps because she can “buy my kids whatever they want” already:
Ya know who can’t buy their kids whatever they want? Me. Because I’m too busy working and budgeting money and shit. Someone’s gotta pay for all this after all. Food stamps don’t be growing on the EBT tree like they used to.