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Providence Food Stamp Flipper Isn’t Happy That Ratchet Friends Aren’t Selling Stamps This Month Because They’re Already Sitting On Money

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It’s Friday, and we’re long overdue for another episode of Food Stamp Friday, brought to you buy the good folks over at the Statehouse in Providence!

I feel ya girl. You don’t disrespect the Food Stamp Friday code like that. I don’t care how much cash you got lying around, if you think you’re too good to sell your food stamps on Facebook, then you’re a wack ass cheddarpoon. Milly Exx is a food stamp buyer. No way she’s paying full price at the grocery store. But don’t think for one second you’re only gonna come selling to her when you’re desperate to buy your kid a Halloween costume. If you’re not selling on the first of every month then she’s gonna offer you 25 cents on the dollar next time you come around.

Apparently she’s not the only one who can’t get her hand on any stamps…

I hate when that happens. I know on Food Stamp Friday I have at least half a dozen people I can call up to get me stamps for 60 cents on the dollar. They know I won’t pay a penny more than that though.

According to Milly people who usually sell her EBT are doing to “to be fly”:

So it’s a good thing we keep giving these people our hard earned tax dollars. Because it’s very important that they be fly.

There are many food stamp recipients who are more noble though:

She doesn’t need to sell her stamps because she can “buy my kids whatever they want” already:

Ya know who can’t buy their kids whatever they want? Me. Because I’m too busy working and budgeting money and shit. Someone’s gotta pay for all this after all. Food stamps don’t be growing on the EBT tree like they used to.

13 Comment(s)
  • Uncle randy
    March 4, 2018 at 7:36 am

    shes an ugly nigger

  • Stick your ideology up ur ass
    March 3, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    I can see you racist fucks are smart enough to know you come around my profile cuz I would seek you out I will burn the house down punk azz crackers I dontt care you wanna-be slave owners write shit about me Ill buy as many credits as I want and laugh in your face doing it time tell yah one thing one post on my shit and 1000s of porn reports go to facebook take ur shit down each and every one of you inc this racist turtlepoop site

    • Jacob Masterson
      March 6, 2018 at 4:39 pm

      Take your screen name as a suggestion. You are just another mooching lowlife dindu

  • Cracker
    March 3, 2018 at 10:11 am

    Put niggers and spics on the work farm under armed surveillance to pay back the food stamps, but only after you spay and neuter them.

  • Wwy
    March 3, 2018 at 12:49 am

    Too many playing the Jew card,Israel was bought by hitler using Jew stamps.

    • Jacob Masterson
      March 6, 2018 at 4:41 pm

      Sorry Naztard, but when did Hitler ever own Israel? Try staying on-topic or go back to Sturmfront?

  • A few ideas
    March 2, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    When an EBT recipient is bragging about how “thick” they are it might be time to revisit program guidelines. If the overall health of the ratchet population improved it would also drive down Medicaid expenditures.

    Also, when it’s time to weekend and you bust out the Obamaphone for a bathroom selfie be sure to take the vibrator off of the toothbrush holder.

    • Seriously?
      March 2, 2018 at 9:45 pm

      That is a travel toothbrush holder. Not a vibrator. 

      • Frank
        March 3, 2018 at 9:04 am

        Anything can be a vibrator if you shake your hand fast enough.

    • Lucy
      March 10, 2018 at 5:32 pm

      I work at rehab and 80% of our clients are on stamps. Around 75% sell them because they live at their mommy’s..I get so pissed because I work my ass off and usually have to choose between food or paying a bill. The opioid so called crisis is a huge money maker in this and other states. Mass is so generous with benefits that it’s flooded with morons.

  • ElJefe72
    March 2, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    I always find the language of the 47% very fascinating, but difficult to understand.

    • Jacob Masterson
      March 6, 2018 at 4:42 pm

      Says a loser who thinks he’s the boss

  • EBT for life
    March 2, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    Two of a kind, DACA and this loser. Both are performing illegal stuff, but still demanding too. Federal laws mean nothing obviously.

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