Providence Hipster “Artist” Queefs Host Underage Drinking Parties At Their “Studio,” Were Willing To Let 18 Year Old Die From Alcohol Poisoning To Avoid Calling 911

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A lot of people sent us a link to this Facebook post over the weekend from an upset Rhode Island mother:

So to be honest, when I first read this I was slightly suspicious of the story being told. For starters, if you’re going to shame two adults for hosting underage drinking parties, why wouldn’t you put their names?

Secondly, why would she leave the hospital where her kid was at to go back to this place and investigate?

Thirdly, her son in 18. In my opinion he should be allowed to legally drink, since we’re the only country in the world where you can die for your country and not buy a beer. He made an adult decision to do what he did, so I can’t entirely blame other adults for him being this plastered.

But as for the rest of it, I believe it. Look, these are sketchy people. Any grow man who hosts an underage drinking party with a bunch of teenagers is the definition of a LOSER. And more than likely they’re doing it so they can try to pull a Steve Levine and find some fucked up 18 year old chicks to play with, because they can’t bag women their own age.

We spoke with Kayla and she addressed some of these questions….

When I arrived I spoke with the hospital staff they said he had to sleep it off and it would be approx 6 hours. His 3 friends were there in the hospital with him. I was livid after hearing from my sons friends that they wouldn’t allow anyone to call a rescue and to drag my son like an animal across the street to not bring attention to himself. So once I knew my son was ok and stable I headed over there knowing they were still open forced my way in and handled my business. It’s not like my son was dying in the hospital and I left him. I’m not going to defend myself to those people. I’m a good mother. They can pass judgment on me if they want. I wanted to shut that party down and bring the cops with me so I did. I was back at the hospital within an hour and stayed with my son the remainder of the night/morning.

The guys upstairs the one in the flannel shirt locked a door that led to another room right in front of us and even after addressing it to the police they didn’t insist he open the door or even question why he locked the door. It was very clear he was hiding something.

She also told this to Go Local Prov:

“When I walked in, the ‘bouncer’ — who I come to found out was collecting $3 from kids to get in — got all nervous, he knew,” said Sherman, who said she had contacted Providence Police on the way over. “I said who’s running the show? It was all kids outside, drinking and dancing. There was no activity in the whole mill area except for where this was. And the guy who ran the show denied the whole thing — meanwhile, his friends told me everything that took place.”

Makes sense to me. Again, the 18 year old man is fully responsible for the choices he makes. But so are all the gutless cowards who were so afraid of getting in just a LITTLE bit of trouble that they were potentially willing to let someone die. They had no idea if this kid was gonna be OK. All they were concerned with was avoiding questioning by the cops.

Kayla’s also been in this situation before. In 2018 her 18 month old son Jayce drowned. They’ve since started a great non-profit in is name that teaches people CPR and other life saving techniques for life in the water.

And yea, as much as I’d blame Turtleboy Jr. if he got himself into a mess like this, I’d still be equally as angry that other people he calls friends put their own well being over his life. More than anything, I’d be ripshit about the grown ass men who are such LOSERS that they feel the need to host parties like this, where a bunch of hoodtastic teenagers pay $3 dance in an abandoned factory. This is what it looked like inside from a 3 second SnapChat vid:

And this was from outside:

Is this supposed to be fun?

How sad and pathetic do you have to be to host a party that looks the warehouse where Vanilla Ice serenaded the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to “Go Ninja, go ninja, Go!”

The two guys who rent the apartment and use it as an “art studio” are William Reeves and Henry Brown, both of whom are faculty members at the Rhode Island School of Design.

“The guy — Reeves — says he just ‘rents’ the building for art space. This wasn’t art space.  It was a filthy, underground club,” said Sherman. 

Ya know how I tell William is a doucheburger? He chose to wear this hat in public:

Be a more pretentious starving “artist.” You can’t.

Here’s my question – why were they at their “art studio” at the time if they weren’t partying? Do they make “art” in the middle of the night? Do they live in this “art” studio? Their website is one of the more bootleg things you’ll ever see, as it seems wed design is not something they’ve been taught at the Rhode Island School of Design. It contains a bunch of random pictures of the “artists” doing what they do best:

Standing around acting hipster DJ queefs while making “music.”

So yea, it’s perfectly conceivable that these guys help their “DJ” friends make a couple bucks by hosting these bootleg kiddie raves in their “art studio.” Because God knows no adult would ever willingly pay a cover to listen to these winners spin the ones and twos.

Kayla is upset with the Providence Police for not arresting them, but since we haven’t spoken with the police we’re not going to cast judgement on them. I have no idea what they knew and didn’t know that night, but now that the facts seem to have all come out, should’t they be arrested? I mean, they hosted an underage drinking party? That’s illegal, no? Either way they should be arrested for their choice of clothing and their desire to spend a Friday night with a bunch of 18 year olds.

12 Comment(s)
  • Bleh
    March 19, 2018 at 10:09 pm


  • BlankCanvasGoodChildren
    March 19, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    When you have tattoos, and you become a mother, it’s over for your kid before it even began. No good will ever be produced by a tattooed mama. You make bad decisions, your kids will make bad decisions. End of story.

    • Thislogictho
      March 20, 2018 at 3:12 am

      is the result of your story. You? So your mama doesnt have “tattoos” but she raised you this way? I think im going to tell my mom to get herself a tat .

  • Waymint...
    March 19, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    Don’t get me wrong, these guys should’ve been left in a crusty sock instead of conceived, but…I’m missing the part where this 18 year old was forced to the party and had his mouth pried open while shot after shot was poured down his gullet. Mommie Dearest seems to refuse to believe her sweet baby could possibly be culpable for even a micron of this.

    News flash, Minivan: 18 year old kids are fucking stupid. Yours included.

  • Buh Bye
    March 19, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    “The two guys who rent the apartment and use it as an “art studio” are William Reeves and Henry Brown, both of whom are faculty members at the Rhode Island School of Design.”

    I am guessing they will be looking for jobs in the very near future.

  • KingSlender
    March 19, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    If there was an earthquake and Rhode Island completely collapsed into the Atlantic Ocean would it really be all that much of a loss? It would be about as worrisome as hearing tomorrow that Delaware was suddenly vaporized.

  • STEM All The Way
    March 19, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    Art is not a real major. If you feel the need to major in art, get your head checked. Your BFA in Painting is gonna do you a lot of good when you’re waitressing at Olive Garden. 

    • OldNarrowmindedPeople
      March 20, 2018 at 2:34 pm

      So narrowminded. Academia is no better, all you learn is history that gives no real life skills. Industrial design at least lets you innovate, everything you have is designed by a so called artist.

      • STEM All The Way
        March 21, 2018 at 9:59 am

        They teach you that at the women’s march when “artists” showed off their pussy hats and their pussy manicures? 

        Seriously, BFA Painting, BFA Art History, BFA Sculpture. There is a reason they came up with the phrase “starving artist”…can’t see the life skills there.

        Old and narrow-minded? Nah. Late 20s and no student loan debt! 

  • Sloppy
    March 19, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    I only disagree with the part that said:
    “And more than likely they’re doing it so they can try to pull a Steve Levine and find some fucked up 18 year old chicks to play with, because they can’t bag women their own age.”
    Doubtful. More than likely, those two hipsters just pound each other up the ass.

  • Word to ya Mutha
    March 19, 2018 at 11:58 am

    I understand her going to bust down the door-hell hath no fury like a pissed off mother!

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    March 19, 2018 at 11:43 am

    Mommy looks like she was ridden hard and put back wet.

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