Providence State Rep Fired From Job As Waitress For Forcing Politics On Customers Is Destroying Cafe’s Yelp Reviews, Says All White Men Are Evil, Collects Welfare, Looking For Mate To “Burn Capitalism To The Ground”

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Apparently Providence has elected the most insane social justice warrior of all time to the the Statehouse as a Representative.

Her name is Moira Jane Walsh, and she’s made headlines recently after she was fired from her other job as a waitress at a local cafe for allegedly forcing her hardcore political views on customers she was waiting on:

Walsh would often get into vocal political discussions with customers during her shifts, often sitting down with the diners in their booths. We sometimes had to ask her to return to her duties and advised her to continue her discussions when she was off the clock. These disciplinary instances were never about politics or free speech, but simply reminder of her job and responsibility to all customers.”

First of all, why the hell is a state representative waiting tables at some local version of Denny’s? They have time for that?

Secondly, if she did it then she obviously deserves to be fired. Your job as a waitress is to bring people food, and do it as quickly as possible. If you’re extra polite about it then you deserve a bigger tip (that’s what she said). If you say nothing and do your job you get an average tip. But under no circumstances should you EVER discuss politics with customers. The restaurant does not belong to you. If the owner wants a business model where his servers treat customers like their guests on an episode of the Mclaughlin Group, then he or she can make that decision. But servers don’t have that right.

According to Moira Walsh, she was fired at Classics Cafe because the owner “sexually harassed an assaulted” her for years, she is a “one woman riot,” and because she was a “mouthpiece” for those who are voiceless:

So let me get this straight. She was a waitress, making pennies on the dollar. And she had a boss who sexually harassed AND sexually assaulted her. But she didn’t report it to anyone, and stayed on the job anyway because apparently this low paying job was worth dealing with being sexually assaulted by your boss. Yup, that sounds believable.

She’s also denying that she was fired for forcing her political views on customers. She says it never happened, and her boss just couldn’t get with her so he fired her. But yet she’s posting receipts from customers, in which they thanked her for talking politics with them:

“Thank you for checking your privilege.” First of all, how much you wanna bet she wrote that? But even if she didn’t, it proves that she frequently shared her political views with customers, and that alone is grounds for termination. How hard is this white chick trying to impress people who don’t look like her? People like her never get old.

Anyway, she’s a real gem on Facebook too. For one thing, she really doesn’t like men:

Yet half the people she represents are men. When one of her constituents pointed out that he wasn’t evil on account of his dingaling, she told him that she was not here to “dry the tears of male fragility”:

This is what feministos refer to as a, “not all men” response. They hate it. They hate when guys point out that grossly generalizing an entire gender is kind of bullshit. Because women like Moira are sexist. They hate men. It’s why these chicks are all single. Of course Moira is a proud single mother, not that there’s anything wrong with being a single mother. But people like her aren’t single because some guy dumped his seed and skipped town. Oh no, Moira is single because she needs a man who is primarily concerned with “lighting the fires of revolution that will burn capitalism to the ground,” because the patriarchy of going on a date to the movies is “oppressive”:

Shocking she can’t find a man. Who wouldn’t wanna burn capitalism to the ground with this face?

Also, it’s kind of funny that she’d be talking about burning capitalism to the ground. Ya know, because America is a capitalist country. Guess that means she’s trying to overthrow the country from the inside. Where do I sign up? You got a tinder profile? Do I have to pay, or is that sort of patriarchy oppressive too?

So what about her allegations of sexual assault against her employer? Well, she thinks everyone should believe her no matter what. Because the only way to convict someone of sexual assault is if the victim is “covered in semen from head to toe.”

I’m with Jared. That sure sounds like a lot of cum. Just sayin.

She doesn’t hate ALL men though. Just white men. And the only way for her to stop calling you a racist is for you to blindly agree with all of the batshit crazy things she write on Facebook:

She believes that “everyone’s ancestors are racist” because we “all owned slaves”:

Yea. Except very few people in the antebellum era actually owned slaves, and the vast, vast majority of people in this country descended from immigrants who arrived on our shores after the Civil War ended. Besides that she seems to have a solid grasp of American history.

She’s also proudly on welfare, despite being a member of the Rhode Island House of Representatives:

I understand that single mothers are more likely to qualify for SNAP benefits. But this chick ain’t single because she has some sob story. She’s single because the guy that knocked her up didn’t wanna burn capitalism to the ground. Now she’s working in the Statehouse and she has the ability to continue to legislate more food stamps her way. Yay government!!

Shockingly she really hates Donald Trump and had a meltdown when he was elected:

Of course the only reason Trump won is because the electoral college itself is racist:

Therefore it is appropriate for her as an elected official to encourage Providence students to skip school on inauguration day:

She’s a real high class broad:

And what business owner in the Ocean State wouldn’t feel confident with someone like this writing and voting on laws that will directly affect them:

Oh yea, and if you don’t like her insane Facebook posts, well, you need to go ahead and check your white cis male privilege:

She’s also not happy that most of her new coworkers in the Statehouse are white dudes:

Wait….she’s only making 78 cents for every dollar her coworkers are? I didn’t realize that the Rhode Island Constitution has a penis clause that guarantees newly elected male representatives will make more money than their newly elected female counterparts.

We don’t have a problem with this snowflake having crazy, radical opinions. She was elected fairly, so this was the will of the people. Our problem is the fact that this bootleg Rosie the Riveter is trying to destroy a small business because they didn’t want her scaring away customers by regurgitating what she read on the Huffington Post while she was taking a dump that morning. Her mob of loyal SJW’s (some local and others as far away as California) have started ganging up on Classic’s Cafe so much that Yelp has to give this warning:

Because these kind of reviews are being put up:

But like Moira said earlier, she could give a fuck less about the problems of local small business owners who think they can quietly go through the day without liking her insane Facebook posts and telling her how brave she is:

If a small business can’t afford to lose a bunch of business because one of their waitresses thinks she’s Rachel Maddow, well, that person should not own a business. She gets to decide.

Luckily a couple people have supported them out of spite:

But yea, this chick sucks. Hopefully the people of Providence come to their minds and don’t elect a man-hating wildebeest next time around.

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