Pubestached Door Knocker’s Boy Toy Who Lied About Chick Fil-A Food Poisoning Is Sending Turtle Riders Pics Of His Poo, Threatening To Murder And Rape Them
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Earlier in the week we published this blog about a woman who claimed that her boyfriend got food poisoning from tainted gray meat at the new Chick Fil-A in Worcester. The whole thing was not even remotely believable and was clearly a desperate call for attention from a chick who resembled my front door knocker.
Naturally she promised Internet lawsuits as a result of us screenshotting things she wrote on Facebook, which is clearly deformation of character.
According to her she’s gone to the Worcester Police and they have informed her that if we write a third blog about her it qualifies as harassment and we will be going to jail. So here we are for round #3. Looks like the Turtle is finally getting locked up!!!
This blog is more about her chudstuffer who claimed to have food poisoning. He came onto the comments section to defend himself in total ratchet style:
Uhoh, he bout to get that IP!! Seems like a lovely gentlemen.
Nothing like waking up to the smell of bacon grease soaked into an unwashed pubestache in the morning!! Hello morning sex!!
Anyway, he started going full Kevin Lynch and messaging pretty much anyone in the comments section who had anything mean to say about him or his doornknocker meat wallet. Here’s a conversation he had with a turtle rider from Buffalo:
Threatening small children. This is the kind of guy who is clearly above lying about food poisoning to get more free Chick Fil-A in the future.
He claimed he had pictures of his poop, which would prove that the food poisoning was in fact real. When she asked why anyone would take pictures of their own poo, he naturally resorted to threatening her child some more:
Calling her a whore and claiming he’d find her:
Telling her he was gonna rip her tampon tunnel open:
Claiming he was gonna come to her house and smear his food poisoning dumps on her stoop, while telling her straight up that he would be armed while doing so, and that her small children should watch their back:
This was followed by some more poo pics:
More death threats
Requests for poon for poop pics:
More threats to her loved ones:
Then came the poop fetish porn:
And a promise to take a long road trip to Buffalo, which was totally NOT a threat because he never said he would harm her:
Because claiming that you’re gonna come to someone’s house, throw feces on their front porch, all while armed and ripping their twat open, is totally NOT a threat.
If you thought the story was true before, it’s pretty much impossible to believe it now. You just gotta trust us people. We know human garbage when we see it. And these two pieces of shit redefine human garbage:
I dunno, maybe she’s just a gullible idiot. But now that she’s able to see how her bologna baton speaks to women, if she chooses to stay with him then she’s just as bad as he is.