Pubestrap McGee Hides Behind Friend As They Fight Hoodrat Harry At South Shore Plaza Mall In Front Of Scared Children, Brags About Winning 2 On 1
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Twas the day before Christmas and all through the Mall, the ratchets were stirring and their pants they did fall.
Here’s a Christmas Eve fight video from the South Shore Plaza in Braintree:
Oh for fuck’s sake. Doesn’t anyone teach these kids how to fight anymore? It starts off with two slugpumps doing the Weymouth Waltz:
And while they’re exchanging sweet nothings, the hardo with the pink bag is lurking around, waiting for his chance to show the world just how wangsta he can get:
Tapered sweatpants, Shaw’s brand sneakers, and a $15 Hollister hoodie. Obviously he came dressed for success.
But because he had a 2 on 1 advantage, Pubestrap McGee felt a lot stronger than he really was and he started mouthing off to Hoodrat Harry. Naturally he got snuffed:
Luckily the friend he was with was willing to fight his fight for him as a mother pulled her scared child away from the Ratchetness in aisle 3:
Don’t get it twisted though – Pubeface McGee had his back the whole time. I’m being literal. He literally stood behind him and acted like he was ready to punch at any moment as his buddy did the dirty work for him:
Don’t hold me back yo!!
There was only one thing that could stop an unstoppable force of nature like Pubestrap McGee when he’s angry – a customer from the Burlington Coat Factory saying, “break it up.”
My favorite part was ol Pubestrap yelling, “You got beat by 2 n words yo,” on the way out. As if it’s some sort of accomplishment to win a 2 on 1 fight that lasted for 8 seconds because no one wanted to cross the guy from the Burlington Coat Factory.
Hardest dudes in the South Shore right there. Anyone know their names? I realize that without the Facebook page less people will see this. But it’s still worth a shot anyway. Let us know. I’m sure their Facebook pages are magical.