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Pubestrap McGee Hides Behind Friend As They Fight Hoodrat Harry At South Shore Plaza Mall In Front Of Scared Children, Brags About Winning 2 On 1

Pubestrap McGee Hides Behind Friend As They Fight Hoodrat Harry At South Shore Plaza Mall In Front Of Scared Children, Brags About Winning 2 On 1


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Twas the day before Christmas and all through the Mall, the ratchets were stirring and their pants they did fall.

Here’s a Christmas Eve fight video from the South Shore Plaza in Braintree:

Oh for fuck’s sake. Doesn’t anyone teach these kids how to fight anymore? It starts off with two slugpumps doing the Weymouth Waltz:

And while they’re exchanging sweet nothings, the hardo with the pink bag is lurking around, waiting for his chance to show the world just how wangsta he can get:

Tapered sweatpants, Shaw’s brand sneakers, and a $15 Hollister hoodie. Obviously he came dressed for success.

But because he had a 2 on 1 advantage, Pubestrap McGee felt a lot stronger than he really was and he started mouthing off to Hoodrat Harry. Naturally he got snuffed:

Luckily the friend he was with was willing to fight his fight for him as a mother pulled her scared child away from the Ratchetness in aisle 3:

Don’t get it twisted though – Pubeface McGee had his back the whole time. I’m being literal. He literally stood behind him and acted like he was ready to punch at any moment as his buddy did the dirty work for him:

Don’t hold me back yo!!

There was only one thing that could stop an unstoppable force of nature like Pubestrap McGee when he’s angry – a customer from the Burlington Coat Factory saying, “break it up.”

My favorite part was ol Pubestrap yelling, “You got beat by 2 n words yo,” on the way out. As if it’s some sort of accomplishment to win a 2 on 1 fight that lasted for 8 seconds because no one wanted to cross the guy from the Burlington Coat Factory.

Hardest dudes in the South Shore right there. Anyone know their names? I realize that without the Facebook page less people will see this. But it’s still worth a shot anyway. Let us know. I’m sure their Facebook pages are magical.

9 Comment(s)
  • T.R.
    December 27, 2017 at 4:06 am

    Yeah, Burlington Coat Factory isn’t even in the mall and that guy is a less than typical BCF shopper. He speaks English and is not a recent transplant from a more equatorial region.

    Good luck with the FB battles.
    Zuckerdouche sucks.

  • Mom
    December 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Being from BTree I was going to ask my Teenager if he knew them, but then I remembered he has little to no social life because he works constantly. Good luck finding them

    • Chip Striker
      December 27, 2017 at 2:18 am

      South Shore Plaza.

      Yet another thing that was once nice that the animals have ruined.
      No white person in their right mind goes there anymore, and if they do, they can’t believe their fucking eyes.

      • mamallama
        December 27, 2017 at 11:52 am

        You gotta be joking. Been like this since they put the lid on the place in the 80s.

      • Wherethewhitegirlsat
        December 27, 2017 at 3:40 pm

        I still go but NEVER after dark!!!

  • whatevuh
    December 26, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    Just a bunch of savage niggas, nothing to see here, move along

    • Boat
      December 26, 2017 at 6:34 pm

      “Savage niggas”.. kill yourself

  • dbk
    December 26, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    Why would anyone break this up? Let them kill each other, who cares.

    • Screw PC
      December 26, 2017 at 3:32 pm

      “You got beat by two n****s, yo.”

      …said the grundle licker with the pink polkadot bag full of dildos and the Hollister fag hoodie who stood behind his butt buddy.

      No guy who likes pussy dresses like that. That savage went full homo.

      It annoys me to look at him. ICE should bounce him and the rest of his tribe back to the jungle.

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