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Queef Inhaler Scams 18 Year Old Hard Working Teen Into Buying A Car He Had No Right To Sell

There is nothing better than having some coffee and skimming through The Brockton Hub on Facebook. You always run into crazy posts, hilarious trolling, and a scam every other day.

These are the moments I wish I had testicles. I would smother this guys face with them right after I jogged for 1 hour in 90 degree heat, and he would enjoy it because I told him to. What a loser! He found an innocent young woman to scam. He knew it would be easy because an 18 year old isn’t too privy to titles and car sales. Many people who have never purchased a car before just don’t know what signs to look for.

Just look at him, he has one of those smug faces you want to punch

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Here is the car he sold:

In other words, “I am selling this car because I did not pay taxes after I purchased it. I need money because I’m a broke loser who lives in my mothers basement, and I’m willing to scam anyone to make some money.” He never signed the title, or paid taxes. He had no right to sell her the car, and he knew it.

She attempted to communicate with him several times:

Is he kidding? Metro PCS is like…. 39 cents a fucking month, he can’t afford that? Normal cellphone companies make sure you don’t owe any money and ask for some form of credit requirement. Metro PCS just checks your pulse, if you’re alive, you instantly get a phone with the shittiest service you could ever imagine.

So he sells a car and one day later he’s already in Florida? I can’t believe this guy has the nerve to lie especially since this woman has his address, personal information, and Facebook page. Goes to show you what type of scumbag he is. He’s not worried about it. He goes on to ignore any future messages:

Amazing. This is an 18 year old girl sending respectful messages and begging for her money back. Do you know how I would have reacted at 18? I would have went to his house and hooked his bitch ass up with a 4 piece to his dome. Thankfully, at my age, I have calmed down, because you know… having kids makes you not want to go to jail for assault.

Here is all the paperwork he gave her. Yes, the title is not signed, and people can argue that she should have known better, but she’s also 18 years old and buying her first car. Cut her slack. Just because she should have “know better” doesn’t mean that she deserves to have her hard earned money stolen. Most adults can’t save $1,000, so the fact that an 18 year old could do it, proves she is a hard honest worker.

What can she do? Nothing at this point because he’s not answering her messages. She even brought him to small claims. To be honest, this is just useless… Most of the time you never get your money back if you’re dealing with people like this. You can’t get blood from a stone. Although, his Facebook lists him as employed, so if he truly receives checks every week, they should be taken out of his check if there is a judgement.

His post:

Not quite sure whether there is a judgement or not, but she did say she never showed up, and usually, that’s the next step. People were giving her some advice, most of which will actually help get her the car she paid for. However, I won’t be posting it because some of it isn’t kosher.

Out of all of the advice, we did have one tiny little cunt stubble in the comment section who thinks he knows it all:

Brian Cook, the type of guy who sticks up for someone scamming an 18 year old, hard working, innocent girl who has shown nothing but respectful responses toward the same loser who stole her money. He is IGNORING HER at this point, he is a scumbag who deserves to be publicly shamed. In my opinion, a post on The Brockton Hub wasn’t enough, so here I am… Hello, nice to meet you.

Brian Cook has the face of a man who enjoys erotic asphyxia. I’m almost positive he has used his own tears as lubrication before. Look at that scowl, only a man who relies on losing oxygen to orgasm has that expression.

I hope Brian Gerrish gets the public shaming he deserves. I also hope Brian aka “I strangle myself harder than I tug my boat” Cook stops making excuses for a scammer who ran away with hard earned money. Let’s see how cocky Brian Gerrish is once he learns he’s Turtleboy famous. This type of justice brings warmth to my soul.

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