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Quincy Quackhead Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Once Was On Mass Most Wanted For Armed Carjacking, Stealing Guns, And Stole DARE Donation Jar From East Bridgewater Police Station

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It’s not Friday yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get Food Stamp Friday started a little early this week. Today’s winner is Joseph Maskell from Quincy:

The hat. The sticker. The chinstrap.

And I think we all know where this is going now….

Alright, so he’s selling, not buying. That’s extra ratchet points. The buyers are just opportunists who want to get groceries for half price by exploiting vulernable junkboxes. The sellers are the junkboxes themselves, and the fact that they do it so openly on Facebook illustrates just how stupid they really are.

But yet he’s an able bodied male with no dependents:

So how does he qualify for government assistance? Simple –

He’s got the “disease” that’s been going around. The one that makes you sell your food stamps in order to keep buying the same shit that got you the disease in the first place. Naturally he ran to Florida last year, a pilgrimage that all ratchets are required to do at last once in their short lives. And of course it’s Florida’s fault for not providing him with a bed in time. Now he has no choice but to go out and sell more food stamps to get more heroin. It’s not like he has free will or anything.

Why not just hit up your girl for some?

Oh right. Pennywise won’t cash your fraudulent checks that you wrote on the Burlington Fupaslug’s cardboard sign.

And in Massachusetts even dangerous, violent, career criminals get food stamps if they have the “disease.” Joey Maskell has so many Google trophies that they’ve grown their own Google trophies:

He was once on Massachusetts Most Wanted after stealing a bunch of guns and then wisely using the same guy’s stolen credit card in a place covered in cameras, while also being hunted by the cops for an armed robbery and carjacking with a firearm:

Four firearms were stolen from an attorney’s office located in Quincy along with the victim’s credit card. The stolen credit card was used at a convenience store located in Quincy.The male in the surveillance images attached used the stolen credit card. This male is also a suspect in an armed robbery/carjacking with a firearm on 9/17/2012. 

But by far my favorite crime committed by the Quincy Quackhead was that time the East Bridgewater Police brought him in for questioning…..

Police first received a call from a resident that a man and woman were loitering near her yard, and requested they be picked up and fill out a no-trespassing order. Neither was arrested, but both were brought back to the station to fill out the proper paperwork, East Bridgewater Officer Mark Harvey said Thursday. The police department surveillance footage tells the rest of the story. That’s when Joseph Maskell – a man police say has a long criminal record and a known history with drugs – spotted the donation jar of money. Surveillance shows Maskell looked at the jar and at one point spun it around to read the label.

Yup. This for the first time in this pubeflap’s miserable existence he was brought to the police station and they had no intent of arresting him. Naturally he then chose to steal a donation jar. AT THE POLICE STATION!! With cameras everywhere!! AND COPS!!

But wait until you see what the donation jar was for…..

It was a jar placed there to raise money for the community’s DARE program – drug abuse resistance education, which is taught to students at all three East Bridgewater schools.

You can’t make this up. A junkie stole donations that went to a program that tries to keep kids from growing up to be junkies like him.

And we pay for this chudstuffer’s food stamps, which he clearly does not need because he’s got a surplus to sell. Welcome to Massachusetts.

11 Comment(s)
  • Hughbo Mont
    June 14, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Now that he is back in Mass he should ask for somebody to kill him. I’ll be in line with a bunch of other Turtle Riders.

    • Joseph maskell
      June 24, 2020 at 2:40 am

      Hughbo u bitch ass punk meet me anytime if the day and I will wipe u the fuck down …adress to give u anytime u want it bitch

  • foleyworld
    June 13, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    Hey! He stole my flat brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat! 

  • Jack
    June 13, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    He’s got the look to start with. The big fall is coming soon. A accident waiting to happen.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 13, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    Stupid criminals in Mass. are actually eligible for disability payments from the judges’ slush fund.

  • Captain Trips
    June 13, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Another ‘victim’

    We should pay for food stamps for ‘victims’

    Golly gee – I didn’t know heroin was addictive or dangerous….

    Give me food stamps because I didn’t know that……

  • Wabbitt
    June 13, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    Future king of Ratchet Island

  • foleyworld
    June 13, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    He likes to be called JoJo?!?!?Haha! What a flaming fag!!!! Hey JoJo did you have a marvelous time at the wine and cheese festivle in PTown ?

  • The Vorlon
    June 13, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    He is HOW old and hasn’t figured out how to shave yet? I blame the fatherless households.

    Sending him to the other side of the planet is still too close, he should be exiled to McMurdo. When his plane lands on the ice, hand him his bottle of water, a energy bar and boot his ass out the door. He will have a promising future as a corpsicle.

    • foleyworld
      June 13, 2018 at 4:33 pm

      He likes to be called JoJo?!?!?Haha! What a flaming fag!!!! Hey JoJo did you have a marvelous time at the wine and cheese festivle in PTown ?

  • Screw PC
    June 13, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    We need to take a cue from the British and send these assholes to a penal colony in the South Pacific and tell them whoever kicks the most ass gets to be the leader of the “country”. We’ll call the place “Dystopia”. Then we can sit back and watch a livestream of them beating the shit out of each other on its own cable channel, “DTV”.

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