The big news of the day is that Trump and the Mrs. caught the commie cold. To me, this is a great thing, not because I want him to die, but because it could prove once and for all that this commie cold hysteria is nothing more than a bunch of overrated, fear mongering bullshit. If a 74 year old man who never exercises and is clearly obese can survive the rona, then we destroyed a $20 trillion economy and violated everyone’s civil liberties for nothing. This is a guy who not only gets tested constantly, but everyone he comes in close contact with does as well. If he can get COVID then you probably have gotten it too. You just don’t realize it because if you’re a healthy person who doesn’t live in a nursing home COVID is a pussy virus that will do less to you than a bad hangover.
We will see what happens. If Trump dies from this I will eat my words. But if he’s back in a week and going to rallies without ever showing symptoms he’s never gonna shut the fuck up about it how easily he beat the Chinese flu. If I were him I’d hold rallies in Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New York, New Jersey, California, and any other state that’s still wasting their time with lockdowns and keeping their schools closed. The fact that he got the bug proves that you can’t hide from this thing. It’s gonna get you eventually. We don’t hide from viruses because we can’t hide from viruses. We go on with our lives, and if you wanna sit in your home and wait for it to no longer exist that’s your choice.
Anyway, others had different takes on this. Meet Sharon Roper.
Sharon works for the Boston Red Sox.
She goes by Mortitia Westendra on the Facebook machine, and posted her excitement over the prospect of the President dying.
In other words, she is the ideal employee for the woke Boston Red Sox.
According to people we spoke with she claims to be an attorney too. A quick Google of the Quincy resident reveals that it’s slightly more complicated than that.
Sadly for her Trump is most likely gonna be just fine from this, and it has nothing to do with the healthcare he’ll receive and everything to do with the fact that almost everyone who gets this virus recovers from it. And if and when that happens all it will do is prove that this entire thing was the biggest overreaction to anything in the history of mankind.
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This one is probably not the most snug fit in the dumper department.
Wouldn’t even have to knock her out to make a pink sock.
That’s my professional opinion, anyhow.
She’s a sloppy mess all around.
Tell him inject some bleach!!
Hey Morticia! Why don’t you go give Cam Newton a big ole sloppy frencher……maybe you’ll get sick and die!!!!
I’m an independent. Depending on the candidates I have switched over to Dems or Republicans so that I can vote in the primary. Mostly I have voted Republican. That being said, I truly cannot stand Trump! (Don’t get it twisted though, I did not vote for Hillary in 2016). However, no matter my personal objections to Trump, it is pure, unadulterated, derangement syndrome to wish death upon anyone!! Especially the president of the USA! I have actually read comments on some webpages, not only wishing death upon The president and the 1st lady, but also wishing death upon their child!!! What the actual fuck!! One comment, I believe on Masslive, threw in all his other children and grandchildren!!! I’ve left comments on some of these horrendous pieces of shit, explaining that there is no shame in voluntarily comitting themselves to a psych ward because you have to be a full-blown sociopath to wish death upon toddlers up to Barrons age never mindthe POTUS and his wife.
Thankfully you live in Massachusetts where your vote truly does not count. Your white knight lead up means shit.And be honest, the only republicans you voted for were mitt romney and charlie parker. If president trump read your bs he would say thank you for your well wishes but please vote for biden. We do not want your vote and really don’t need it. Btw, change your independent status to D.
Actually I’ve voted Rublican in every election since 1996. Including 2016. I did not vote for Baker because he’s a fucking asshole. If it wasn’t this fucking bullshit 2 party system I would be registered Libertarian so do me a solid.. Go fuck yourself.
Could you imagine a day that Joe Biden wins the Whitehouse? The Democrats take the Senate. And they keep the House. Higher taxes, all guns confiscated, Every small business shut down. The stock market dropping 1,000 points. All police officers considered villains .
You Fox News morons are so fukin stupid! “ they’re gonna confiscate all our guns!!!!” You e been crying wolf in that for 35 years and never during any Democratic Administration has there ever been an attempt, proposal or a wish to confiscate guns from legal gun owners. Keep scaring yourselves into voting against your best interests! Dumb hillbillies!
I would rather get shit faced at The Reagle Beagle and bang Helen Roper than stick my prick in this mess.
Sharon Roper looks like the last shit I took!
Please DO NOT contact the Boston Red Sox about Sharon Roper
Casual Observations:
1) Sharon Roper looks like a woman that’s spent time in McLean Psychiatric.
2) Sharon Roper appears to be reliving years that never happened.
3) Sharon Roper’s entire family has been bludgeoned with the UGLY stick. Fucking wow.
I’d love to know what she did to get her license ripped. Being MA, it had to be something pretty fucking spectacular and/or stupid.
All you beta males run home to Ma. So the President goes to the hospital, he still resides for free in your heads. When he gets back your bullshit shutting the economy down for politics will leave you progressives fucked.
The game is up, for sixty years you bitched about the evil conservatives. But you never fixed anything, just more promises. “See you next election cycle, we are still fighting for YOU!” What bullshit. I just love these white bread woke bigots crying for the minorities but living in communities with zoning ordinances that price 96 % of everyone out of the market. You turned virtue into a fad, and years from now you will bore all your friends with the tale of how you persevered against insurmountable odds. The day you defund the police is the day you might as well have the word “PREY” tattooed on your forehead.
Blow me!
It’s ok Aidan. Dont get your panties in a bunch. Brady will be Ok as long as mom helps him with his homeschooling. Davis hill teachers love your boy 😉
F j Henry and the Red Sox
Oh our lord and savior donny might not makes it. He is currently at the hospital on ventilator. Pray for donald. He is our only hope. Aidan your gonna have to eat your words I guess everyone likes to shit inntheir mouthes sometimes
Shut the fukup you ignorant commie. He is NOT on a ventilator, and is not receiving oxygen therapy of any kind. Stop spreading lies and fake news.
Uhhh what? That presser was a joke. A Trump source just said that “a clear path to recovery” is unknown at this time and that the next 48 hours are critical. Oh yeah, and his “vitals were very concerning over the last 24 hours.”Sounds like he’s just fine. Get your head out of the sand.
A couple rounds of hydroxychloroquine and he will be fine. Just like he has said all along. Go Trump Go!
I wonder if the fools who took COVID lightly such as:
-Mike Lee
-Tom Tillis
-Kellyanne
-12 other WH staffers
-Notre Dame hypocrite
will now get the white glove treatment like Trump and take designer drugs that haven’t even been tested on people. It must not be serious given they’re trying untested meds.
Who’s next?
Move among, nothing to see here.
I knew this idiot from Quincy court. THE worst attorney taking public defender cases. stupid bitch I hope she gets the chink flu
Hopefully she gets beaned with a baseball like Tony Conigliaro
WTF – She is as ugly on the inside as she is ugly on the outside….
She has ugly she hasn’t even used yet….
Ugliest jewball I’ve seen today
Trump will be fine. I mean, Boris Johnson who looks like a hot mess AND has the wonderful health care of Great Britain lived.
Funny, no one EVER, EVER gets the virus from “protesting”. How many of these “protests” have we endured and not one reported case in the media from it?
You make a very good point.
You also don’t see all the junkies dropping dead on methadone mile either.
Well, we have the technology to triangulate a location from the sound of gun fire, when will we have something to triangulate the sound of some person with the disease getting the shake, rattle and rolls, so we can rush Narcan to the scene, and continue the destruction of EMS and our healthcare system?
Her look and personality are perfectly matched for the current state of the Red Sox.
I take offense to your comment. When I crawl out of my coffin at sunset, I’m looking for you, buddy!
Fuck the Red Sox and fuck this ugly former shitty lawyer. I will never go to a Red Sox or Celtics game ever again. Nor will I buy any of their merchandise for anyone. Why was she suspended? Blowing prisoners during a meerkat the jail?
Isn’t that Grandmama from the Adamms family?
I wouldn’t wish death on Trump.
I do however hope this causes him to take the virus more seriously. And his base can follow suit.
But it wont.
You’re right, the CCP virus needs to be taken seriously. Do us a favor pal, stay home….forever. The virus is bad, but whatever you have that makes you this stupid is worse, and we don’t want to catch it.
I know her daughter. She’s been embarrassed by mom for years. That’s why she acts out sexually. The daughter that is.
If you want to hire a lawyer real cheap (cash only), or simply make suggestions for the Red Sox that I can pass along directly to John Henry, just call me on my mobile at 857.363.0042.
I bet her breath is worse than COVID.
Aiden will eat his words after the debates get cancelled and Trump is off the campaign trail for at least 10-14 days. Sure, he might not die, but given that he’s feeling mild symptoms, he’s going be incapacitated at some point in the near future, and it might not actually hit hard for another 10 days.
I have personal experience with this— one of my good friends who is about as “obese” as Trump but is only 45, was admitted to the hospital on day 12 after having mild symptoms. He went on oxygen and fluids and was discharged in 4 days. But his situation was grave for 2-3 days.
Even without death, Trump and Aiden will definitely be eating their words.
I think I’m going to listen to the general practitioner there and not the anecdotal friend of a friend
I never said he wouldn’t survive based on the anecdote of my friend. I do know that my friend, a partner at a T20 law firm, was incapacitated mentally for over a week, and I had to take over for him, because in addition to physical medical issues, he couldn’t think straight. For over a week he was down for the count and didn’t get his mental faculties back fully for a few weeks. I’m not disagreeing with the general practitioner that he will survive, my point is that contracting the virus is very dangerous for a certain demographic, and in addition to not being able to think clearly, it can lead to permanent lung or heart damage. I find it hard to believe that Trump will be in a position to attend/perform at the next scheduled debate. That for me will be definitive proof that Aiden’s downplaying of the commie cold is misplaced. Once we learn the extent of the MAGA supersoreader
I never said he wouldn’t survive based on the anecdote of my friend. I do know that my friend, a partner at a T20 law firm, was incapacitated mentally for over a week, and I had to take over for him, because in addition to physical medical issues, he couldn’t think straight. For over a week he was down for the count and didn’t get his mental faculties back fully for a few weeks. I’m not disagreeing with the general practitioner that he will survive, my point is that contracting the virus is very dangerous for a certain demographic, and in addition to not being able to think clearly, it can lead to permanent lung or heart damage. I find it hard to believe that Trump will be in a position to attend/perform at the next scheduled debate. That for me will be definitive proof that Aiden’s downplaying of the commie cold is misplaced. Aiden should stay mum until we learn the extent of the MAGA superspreader events.
Clearly your friend is a giant PUSSY.
Also, why would it matter that he works at a “T20 Law Firm”? Is that supposed to validate your statements?
“it affected him “mentally”? Maybe tell the weak-minded bitch to toughen up. But I am sure he loved the attention you and the rest of the beta-cucks gave him. And like a chick you re-tell the story like anyone cares.
Tell your “friend” to hurry up and get back to his “T20 Law Firm” the mail is backing up in mailroom!
Wouldn’t expect anything less than a response like that. A little pissy are we that your boy Trump can’t even address the nation tonight to tell everyone he has the flu?
So as a woman, I tell a story like a “chick?” Cool. And that makes me a beta cuck? Never heard that one before. The reason for the background was to point out that my friend is a very smart guy working on multi million dollar cases and couldn’t cut it because the virus messed with his mental faculties. He tried to work but he couldn’t.
I missed the part where you “had to take over for him” on “multi-million dollar cases”. Hilarious.
Must be working really hard reading and commenting on TB today! Clients would be excited to see it means more to you to share a sob story about your “friend”.
I know a handful of blue collar men that contracted the virus and managed to not miss weeks of work and never suffered any “mental” issues. In fact, I have never heard of anyone suffering mentally.
I am not angry or upset or pissy and nothing I said had to do with Trump. I was letting you know that your “friend” is a pussy and his working at a “T20 Law Firm” is irrelevant. Christ, you work there and you’re reading and commenting on TB on a Friday afternoon! You should probably take your fat ass and your fat friend to the gym!
Your friend most likely had the deadlier Italian strain that wreaked havoc in Italy and Boston in Feb-April.
Viruses lose their lethality over time (evolutionarily it does them little good to kill their host). That has certainly happened w/COVID and most now experience few, if any, symptoms or complications. Finally, Trump is at the low end of the obesity class and he doesn’t have diabetes, hypertension or lung disease. He will come out just fine — making fools of his pantywaist, Chicken Little haters.
God Bless DJT, champion brawler of all time!
That all makes sense. Would your opinion change if Trump is already headed to Walter Reed hospital? Because he is!!
Is it that they are being extremely careful for a flu that can’t hurt anyone? Ot is he in trouble and maybe does have an underlying health issue that puts him at risk.
I’d curb your enthusiasm if I were you. Worst case scenario, we’d get President Pence and VP Cruz.
Come to think of it I’m buying stock in whichever company makes those ridiculous Handmaidens Tale costumes the cat ladies fancy so much.
I’m not enthusiastic about a sitting president dying of anything. One thing I’m sure of is that after this fiasco, any administration that makes fun of wearing masks, makes light of taking any precautions, and wantonly exposes supporters to the virus (see NJ), will indeed disenchant voters. “President” Pence has no chance.
And real quick, if the Kingflu is so weak and nothing to be afraid of as Turtleboy has been spewing for months, why did Trump get airlifted to Walter Reed within 24 hours of testing positive? Why not bring docs to the WH? Wow must, be serious, huh?
Sure, Trump has access to great medical care, but unfortunately , the other 99% of USA isn’t so lucky. Given the airlift to the hospital, should we still be treating this as the common cold? Should we still be in denial? Should we still be treating this as a political hoax? I’m honestly curious.
Also, you gotta love Trump’s “proof of life” video from the Oval Office — you can make this stuff up!! The irony is too much. May God keep you safe from the common cold, Mr. President.
Id agree if we had confirmation his symptoms are in fact “mild” — but now that he’s headed to the hospital, I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. Obviously this White House is so transparent, so we’ll have real time updates. He’ll be just fine. Nothing to see here. Just a hoax.
How can you be this fucking stupid? He’s the President of the USA, the most powerful man in the World. No matter how mild his symptoms are they are going to do everything they can to make sure he is ok. He may have severe symptoms, but your assumption that he is only in the hospital because his symptoms are bad is asinine. You should see a Dr. for your TDS.
Ahh, I see. So it’s not dangerous or anything to be concerned about, yet the president is already on experimental, unproven drugs, and within 18 hours of testing positive, is admitted to the hospital for at least 3 days. Drudge’s “trouble breathing” reporting equally points to Trump having little to no symptoms at all. How could I be so stupid to think airlifting the president to the hospital suggests he has more than mild symptoms. Clearly they couldn’t monitor him at the WH with his team of doctors; that wouldn’t make sense for the most powerful man in the world. I get it now.
And no, I don’t have TDL, I just really appreciate the irony and you all speaking out of both sides of your mouths. I live for the spin and this is just getting started.
Champion brawler???? HAHA!! He’s never been in a fight, or worked a day in his life!!! And have you conveniently forgotten that he’s a certified criminal
DRAFT DODGER?!?!?!?!
You Trumpsters are truly delusional! Worshiping a fat, blubbering, pathological liar pussy! And calling him a Champion Brawler???? The dumbing down of America is complete! Thanks Fox News!
Are you a lawyer or an internet Doctor?
So your “friend” (we’ll just call him AIDS-riddled fag) lived right?
In his age group there is about a 95% survival rate. Take into account he is the President of the United States, it is a safe bet to think that he has no undiagnosed, untreated, or uncontrolled co-morbidities so his survival odds would increase even more and in my opinion there is a 99% chance he survives with minor symptoms in less than a week.
He is old and obese. Two big time problems.
Keep watching CNN fuck tard. Obesity doesn’t kill people, comorbidities like diabetes, high blood pressure, or microvascular disease will kill a person. However people who have their diabetes or htn under control can still be fat and live an otherwise healthy life. The reason all the kneegrows are dying from the kungflu is because they don’t go to the doctor and don’t have their diabetes and htn under control. The kungflu isn’t racist, most blacks especially poor blacks (which is a large number of them) do not prioritize preventative medicine and just show up to the hospital on their deathbed and then cry systemic racism. In my humble opinion, you are a fucking retard and there is no cure for you.
Correction: There is a cure, however it’s not worth the $0.18 a round.
Pissed that I seemingly cannot give you a thumbs up. Though if that’s the case, my comment may not show up either.
I’d bang her!
When a pathetic attempt to live up to the stupid nickname you gave yourself backfires spectacularly
Ha ha I was going to say something similar, she willingly calls herself “Mortitia” she glorifies death
Maybe she’ll get ovarian cancer and suffer!!!!!
Uncle, you know you’re my boy, but you’d better pray to whatever higher power you believe in that he DOESN’T die, or you’re going to take a mountain of much-deserved shit for your stance on covid.
Wonder if the Red Sox will be as quick to condemn her statement as they were to rename Yawkey Way.
Newsflash. We wont be firing her.She is being rewarded.
Ladies and gentlemen meet your new 2021 Red Sox team manager!
By the looks of her life IS her personal death.
Her name just happens to sound like mortician lol