Racist Man Plows Van Into Heroic BLM Protesters In Uxbridge Who Miraculously Are Uninjured 


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35 Comment(s)
  • Jennas 7head
    July 6, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    No creepy man in stop and shop trying to lure mega mind in their van again?

  • Not Today Satan
    June 11, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    This is actually bullshit and the kid just wantEd attention, police aren’t even going to pursue this. He was playing fucking hopscotch in the middle of traffic and the driver warned him he was going when the light turned green. That’s. How. Traffic. Works.

    Kid has an IQ of 12.

  • Fake News
    June 10, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Either Kyle is (a) one tough mother fucker (b) it was a matchbox Van driven by a 6 year old with his hand, or (c) this is all a crock of shit. I’m thinking C.

  • Alex Reimer's Habitrail
    June 10, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Rte 93 will be blocked by “protestors” again.Sooner than later.

    • Ray the Trucker
      June 11, 2020 at 10:43 am

      Time for DOT to get the snowplows ready!

  • ObamaPhone
    June 10, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    What, no cell phone video?

  • Jafreese
    June 10, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    I know one thing that’s true: Kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch

    • phillip j mckracken
      Rick in Rutland
      June 10, 2020 at 1:06 pm

      King Kamehemea bitch!

  • John Wypyszinski
    Uxy Res
    June 10, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    The link to the story on the Uniquely Uxbridge page is disabled, but the story has been debunked. Driver and his 16 year old son both said it never happened, and the little douchebag was apparently trying to stir up shit with cars on several occasions prior to the “incident”. And over the weekend the young “victim” tried to stir up shit with a cop picking up lunch who didn’t buy into the crap. Kid sounds like a typical SJW drama queen.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 10, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      Example number 150,999,999 that SJW’s are all mentally ill.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 10, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Anyone who kills a protestor that’s blocking traffic should be given the key to the city

  • Jussie Smollett
    June 10, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    I heard it was actually two Nigerian brothers.

  • Snarky Pete
    June 10, 2020 at 11:52 am

    The driver was overheard yelling THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    June 10, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Lying sack of shit. Claims that he reported it to the Uxbridge Police and they told him there were no cameras that they could check and people were all up in arms in the comments section. That’s the main street in town so it’s busy so his story reeks of BULLSHIT straight up. First it was a van and just the driver; then he was claiming the driver had a kid with him later. Nice story, dingus – I like the one about the three bears better though, it’s more believable!

  • G Ber
    Calling out Uxbridge phonies
    June 10, 2020 at 11:23 am

    Uxbridge sheep did you do any protesting in 2016 when 5 police officers were gunned down 9 injured in 2016? Fuck off and die

    • G Ber
      June 10, 2020 at 11:26 am

      In Dallas

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 10, 2020 at 11:22 am

    I’ll take “Things that didn’t fucking happen” for $400, please Alex.

  • James Alex Fields
    June 10, 2020 at 11:05 am

    Cops did this in NYC. Wish they had killed more blacks. The white HERO in Charlottesville did it right. Aim, floor it, and kill.

    • Ape Wrangler
      June 10, 2020 at 12:41 pm

      This site was actually one of the first ones to basically say if you see a crowd of black protesters, drive your car right into them and try to kill as many as you can.

      • JoeMomma
        June 10, 2020 at 1:52 pm


        Got a link to that…..

        • Ape Wrangler
          June 10, 2020 at 7:03 pm

          Can’t post full links! But if you just put turtleboysports dot com in front of them it’ll work!





  • D.B. Cooper
    June 10, 2020 at 11:01 am

    You spelled “we were blocking traffic” wrong.

    Lying sacks of shit.

  • Knockin Boots in Uxbridge
    June 10, 2020 at 10:51 am

    Guy in the van was on his way to fuck Nicki Evans. If the van is a rockin don’t come a knockin

  • Marine One
    June 10, 2020 at 10:46 am

    How much more of this bullshit are people going to take? 13% of the population want to drag down the other 87% to their level? That’s equality? Time to take our rights back!

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    June 10, 2020 at 10:40 am

    “How fast do you need to be going to kill a gypsy?”

    “About 35-40 MPH.”

  • randiguy2006
    June 10, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Why not comment on the KKK dude who actually drove his car into a crowd?

    Oh, doesn’t fit your narrative?

    • Kike Stomper
      June 10, 2020 at 10:52 am

      you mean that faggot in seattle that they already caught and charged, and was all over the news already? That hundreds of people took videos of (unlike this story, where out of all these people no one seemed to have thought to record anything)

      not much of a story to break there bud.

    • Mr Magoo
      June 10, 2020 at 10:53 am

      The point of the post is IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! Maybe I’m wrong. Kyle Archambault completed a police report right? An ambulance had to take him away right? If you get hit by a vehicle while standing on the sidewalk and you don’t call the police then you deserve to be run over.

    June 10, 2020 at 10:34 am

    I don’t get it. The man drove to the site in a van. He drove away in a Fury. There aren’t many Plymouth Fury’s left on the road. This should be an easy case.

  • Alex
    June 10, 2020 at 10:34 am

    People will never learn not to block the roadway when you don’t have a permit to do so

  • Heywood Jablome
    June 10, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Lemme guess. No description, no plate number, no police report.
    Nice try commie.

  • pstein is Alive
    June 10, 2020 at 10:32 am


  • Crispy C
    June 10, 2020 at 10:31 am

    Note to driver, hit the gas pedal harder next time.

  • WeRFucked
    June 10, 2020 at 10:28 am

    I fucking hope so.
    Score: Driver 1. BLM Dudes 0.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    June 10, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Too bad he wasn’t hurt

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