In the past week or so my inbox has been FLOODED with story ideas, and a lot of them are screenshots of people saying hilarious and/or insane shit online. I can’t write about them all because there’s only so many hours in the day, but often times what I see speaks for itself and requires no commentary from me. So I’ve decided to start posting some of these comments in blogs with zero commentary from me and categorizing these blogs under the Facebook category. You tell me – did this really happen?
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35 Comment(s)
No creepy man in stop and shop trying to lure mega mind in their van again?
This is actually bullshit and the kid just wantEd attention, police aren’t even going to pursue this. He was playing fucking hopscotch in the middle of traffic and the driver warned him he was going when the light turned green. That’s. How. Traffic. Works.
Kid has an IQ of 12.
Either Kyle is (a) one tough mother fucker (b) it was a matchbox Van driven by a 6 year old with his hand, or (c) this is all a crock of shit. I’m thinking C.
Rte 93 will be blocked by “protestors” again.Sooner than later.
Time for DOT to get the snowplows ready!
What, no cell phone video?
I know one thing that’s true: Kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch
King Kamehemea bitch!
The link to the story on the Uniquely Uxbridge page is disabled, but the story has been debunked. Driver and his 16 year old son both said it never happened, and the little douchebag was apparently trying to stir up shit with cars on several occasions prior to the “incident”. And over the weekend the young “victim” tried to stir up shit with a cop picking up lunch who didn’t buy into the crap. Kid sounds like a typical SJW drama queen.
Example number 150,999,999 that SJW’s are all mentally ill.
Anyone who kills a protestor that’s blocking traffic should be given the key to the city
I heard it was actually two Nigerian brothers.
The driver was overheard yelling THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!
Lying sack of shit. Claims that he reported it to the Uxbridge Police and they told him there were no cameras that they could check and people were all up in arms in the comments section. That’s the main street in town so it’s busy so his story reeks of BULLSHIT straight up. First it was a van and just the driver; then he was claiming the driver had a kid with him later. Nice story, dingus – I like the one about the three bears better though, it’s more believable!
Uxbridge sheep did you do any protesting in 2016 when 5 police officers were gunned down 9 injured in 2016? Fuck off and die
In Dallas
I’ll take “Things that didn’t fucking happen” for $400, please Alex.
Cops did this in NYC. Wish they had killed more blacks. The white HERO in Charlottesville did it right. Aim, floor it, and kill.
This site was actually one of the first ones to basically say if you see a crowd of black protesters, drive your car right into them and try to kill as many as you can.
Really?
Got a link to that…..
Can’t post full links! But if you just put turtleboysports dot com in front of them it’ll work!
this-guy-driving-his-sjw-plowing-freedommobile-through-a-bunch-of-dirty-buffalo-hippies-is-the-hero-america-needs/
trump-protester-blocks-highway-gets-destroyed-by-hippie-plowing-freedommobile-safe-space-fails-to-protect-her/
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the-turtleboy-hippie-plowing-freedommobile-will-not-stop-for-morons-blocking-highways/
You spelled “we were blocking traffic” wrong.
Lying sacks of shit.
Guy in the van was on his way to fuck Nicki Evans. If the van is a rockin don’t come a knockin
How much more of this bullshit are people going to take? 13% of the population want to drag down the other 87% to their level? That’s equality? Time to take our rights back!
“How fast do you need to be going to kill a gypsy?”
“About 35-40 MPH.”
Why not comment on the KKK dude who actually drove his car into a crowd?
Oh, doesn’t fit your narrative?
you mean that faggot in seattle that they already caught and charged, and was all over the news already? That hundreds of people took videos of (unlike this story, where out of all these people no one seemed to have thought to record anything)
not much of a story to break there bud.
The point of the post is IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! Maybe I’m wrong. Kyle Archambault completed a police report right? An ambulance had to take him away right? If you get hit by a vehicle while standing on the sidewalk and you don’t call the police then you deserve to be run over.
I don’t get it. The man drove to the site in a van. He drove away in a Fury. There aren’t many Plymouth Fury’s left on the road. This should be an easy case.
People will never learn not to block the roadway when you don’t have a permit to do so
Lemme guess. No description, no plate number, no police report.
Nice try commie.
VAN LIVES MATTER
Note to driver, hit the gas pedal harder next time.
DID THIS HAPPEN?
I fucking hope so.
Score: Driver 1. BLM Dudes 0.
Too bad he wasn’t hurt