Racist Rob Messages Cat Beater We Exposed, Calls Him N Word, Threatens To Lynch Him, Says He’s Not Racist Because He Wrote It On The Internet And Didn’t Say It To His Face
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The other day we blogged about this poophead named Robert Henderson who bragged about how he repeatedly beat his roomate’s cat with a belt:
Obviously this is a bad thing to do to a cat, and you’re a huge piece of shit if you abuse your pets like this. You’re also an even bigger moron for broadcasting this to social media.
However, there are good ways to express your grievances with an individual who does something like this to a cat, and there’s this way:
Yea, that was dumb. Also pretty racist. Not that we’re normally the kind of people who get off on calling other people racist, but when you send a black guy a message telling him that you’re gonna hang his “n word” ass from a tree with a belt…….yea, that’s pretty racist. Just sayin.
The person who sent us this story said that people were saying we wouldn’t write about it because we don’t expose racists, because of course we are also racist. Wrong. We love to blow up chudstuffers like Robert Letorneau. This winner says he’s from Worcester on Facebook, but some people are telling us Auburn, and the courthouse records are saying Webster:
Anyway, the cat beater’s post has been shared hundreds of times already. Most people would probably deactivate their Facebook page after being blown up like this. Not Racist Rob though. He decided to do this instead:
Yea, no one batted an eye when he beat a cat. Except for you, who chose to message him to let him know he was getting lynched. Oh, and the tens of thousands of other people who read, commented on, liked, and shared that blog. I’m sure you weren’t the only person the cat beater heard from. You’re just the only one who wasn’t composed enough to send a message that didn’t reference lynching him with a belt from a tree while using the n word.
It’s cool though, because he’s totally not a racist. Even ask him:
Oh right, just a drunken 4 PM message. Definitely. Brilliant logic though. He would never call a black person the n word to their face because “that’s racist and disrespectful.” However, he would say it to them in a Facebook message because “it’s the internet and that shit happens, I was just talking shit.”
Yea, why would anyone take offense to a threat to lynch a black man with a belt? It’s not like this is a particularly sensitive topic or anything. Plus, everyone knows it doesn’t count when it’s on the Internet.
For some reason he made the post public so people would share it:
Newsflash Racist Rob – you should never make a post publicly available to be shared if it contains the phrase, “I called him a n word”:
Especially when the premise of your post is, “What’s the big deal?”
Just for the record though, he would’ve said the same shit to a white person:
Ya got that? He’d message a white guy, call him a hard n word, and threaten to lynch him with a belt. Because that makes a lot of sense. Good thing Jade Anderson has his back though. She’s never done anything stupid to make it onto Turtleboy….
You’d think with a cranium that large she’d be a little bit smarter.
Look at that par forehead!! You could land a jump fucking jet on that thing. Unfortunately there isn’t much going on inside, and since her parents decided to name her Jade, she’ll be working the day shift down at Mario’s Showplace within the next couple of years. It’s her destiny.
Oh, and Robert also says he says the n word to his girlfriend in bed, so it’s totally OK:
Not sure if this is one of those “I have a black girlfriend” things, but if you call your girlfriend the n word in bed and she’s actually black, you’ve found a girl who is completely out of options.
Anyway, the fact that this shithead decided to go all racist on Robert Henderson doesn’t take away from the fact that he still beats the shit out of cats with a belt. I know he’s trying to use this in order to victimize himself, but the fact of the matter is that both of these people suck. And both of them deserve the pubic shaming they received.
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