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Racist Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone Just Compared Immigration Laws To Slave Auctions Because He’s A Dipshit Who Belittles The Trauma Of Slavery

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Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone decided to post this on his Facebook page today:

Yup. He’s comparing the enforcement of federal immigration laws to slave auctions. I expected nothing less from the mayor who wanted the charges dropped for a group of asshole protesters who blocked highways in 2014, thus preventing ambulances from getting to the hospital.

What a callous, low life piece of shit you have to be to do this. It’s a slap in the face to black people and their history, and shows a complete lack of sympathy and understanding of what slavery really was. Be more white and racist Joe. You can’t.

And since Facebook is no place for hate speech or things that make anyone uncomfortable, we had no choice but to……


The fact of the matter is that I always have a hard time watching these immigrant families get split apart. I can’t help it. Yes, I know they might’ve come here illegally. But it’s a natural human reaction to see a bunch of kids crying as their father is taken away, not knowing when the next time they’ll see him is, and get a bad case of the feelz. Regardless of the fact that Dad came here illegally. I think it’s bizarre how much of a hard-on some right wingers get from seeing families split apart. I’m all for tighter border security and enforcing immigration laws, I’m just not as enthusiastic about it as some people seem to be.

Either way, to compare this to a slave auction is just such a despicable political move from an entrenched politician who has no moral bottom. Slaves were considered property. They were brutalized, whipped, raped, and murdered, and the state condoned it. Mothers had their babies taken away from them, knowing full well they’d never, ever see them again. It’s one of the most terrible injustices in world history.

And this mother fucker has the BALLS to compare what slaves went through to what undocumented immigrants are dealing with from Jeff Sessions? Are you fucking kidding me?

Hey Mayor dipshit – the children of illegal immigrants have the option to get on the plane with Daddy and go back home to his country of origin. Slaves didn’t have that choice. But often they choose to stay here and use free immigration lawyers to fight to bring Daddy back. And often they are successful.

Then there’s the fact that illegal immigrants are not legally property of rich white people. When they’re raped or murdered, the people who commit the crimes are arrested and tried in a court of law. Unlike slaves who were often raped and murdered without consequence.

Oh, and your boy Barrack Obama, they didn’t call him the Deporter in Chief without reason. He actually deported more illegal immigrants than any President in American history. Funny, Joe Curtatone didn’t have a problem with these “slave auctions” from 2009-2017. Just now all of a sudden it’s a problem. Weird.

Here’s my question – who is the biggest asshole Mayor in Massachusetts? This guy:

Or this guy:

Vote in our poll:

9 Comment(s)
  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 8, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    Can’t unnastan why some Slumerville thug hasn’t set the BLM banner on city hall on fire. Hey Joe Slummerville no border on Everett for your casino lootings. HAHA. Marty Walsh sends his regards.

  • Joe Curtatone's Equally Gay Twin David Wade
    May 8, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    Hey Jojo, wanna go hang out at the Ramrod and sip on some chocolate martinis? I think we should huff some brown bottle and wear matching outfits again as long as they’re easy access like last time. My boy pussy is quivering for some bear action.

  • BucketNutz
    May 8, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    The ONLY ones responsible for ‘separating’ these families are the invaders themselves.
    Spare us the boo hooing. You know as well as anyone the large majority of these people come here for the ratchet lifestyle.
    3 generations on the dole without any effort to assimilate says it all. Unlike our ancestors did in the early 20th century.
    Refugees my a** too. They are fleeing failed Marxism & BRINGING gang/narco violence, NOT fleeing it.

  • greatchow
    Great Chow
    May 8, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Between the mayor not wanting to “split up” illegal families and comparing it to the slaves and the middlesex DA not wanting ICE at courthouses to make immigration arrests, Somerville is looking like a “dreamers” paradise! Where only certain laws apply! 

  • Ray Patriarca
    Democrats lie
    May 8, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    This state is just thoroughly fucked. We have liberal asshats like this clown Curatone. Pander to the “downtrodden” simply to get votes. Nothing more. Nothing less. These liberal Democrats assholes could care less about Jose and Maria. But….they care about their votes. Liberalism is a mental disorder to which there is no cure.

  • SMH
    May 8, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    Most people who have lived in Somerville a while hate Curtatone. For his friends getting city contracts, for using the police to keep lookout back when he had a girlfriend on the side. For trying to keep his cousin Alexandro Capobianco on the police force, but just couldn’t with so much bad behavior – he got arrested in January for having crystal meth. For running dirty in races, elbowing competitors in the chest to slow them down. For holding community public meetings in English for gentrification projects when in Brazilian etc. neighborhoods, and for keeping Ikea out so he could get more kickbacks from more companies at his new mall.

    Sadly, international law requires all countries to hear refugee applications, and nice countries are where these people travel thousands of miles and through other countries to get to. People whose lives were in danger should be satisfied to find a safe country, but they want to be refugees in nice countries and given thousands of dollars in resettlement aid. In Europe, after crossing the Mediterranean, they don’t want to live in Greece or the Balkans, they want the promised land of Germany or Sweden. Likewise, these safety seekers don’t want to live in Mexico, but travel thousands of miles to reach the US.

    So, splitting up families is the only legal deterrent under international law, though these children will be much safer split from adults in detention camps. International law needs fixing due to all the abuse of refugee claims.

  • Whitey Bulger
    May 8, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    Curtatone is the latest Italian thug to take the reins at Somerville City Hall; a city known for such fine organizations as the Winter Hill Gang

  • Hughbo Mont
    May 8, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    SJW Hunter, you’re just another fucking kool aid drinking liberal. Obozo’s numbers were high because they counted border turnarounds as deportations when they hadn’t previously.

  • citypoint
    May 8, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Let them stay at your house Joe.
    Problem solved.

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