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Last week we shared this blog about some Wareham shaft shiner Mom who expressed disappointment that her voke-stached adult child had failed in his attempt to steal a television.
Well as it turns out this wasn’t the first tunaflap misfire Tonianne Patterson’s had out of her baby cannon. The comment section on the Turtleboy Sports Forever Facebook page was invaded by hoodboogers who appeared to be speaking some sort of Wareham ratchet dialect we were unfamiliar with:
And of course Ma Dukes, who claims to be a Turtleboy fan, was there as well:
Turns out stealing TV’s is actually considered a success story when the Wareham shaft shiner is your mother. Her 19 year old daughter Jadyn Savannah Libby Patterson has issues of her own:
First of all, her name is Jadyn Savannah. If you give your daughter not one, but two stripper names, don’t expect her to make it past 9th grade.
Here’s what Jadyn had to say for herself on our page after being tagged by what appears to be the first of many baby daddies to come:
I guess we’re about to “finna be knocked.” I have no idea what that means but it sounds important.
Turns out we don’t know shit about their family:
Hey skagmuffin, we know that your brother gets arrested stealing TV’s in broad daylight for your mother, she still uses dog filters, and you’re a teen mom junkbox princess who gets knocked up by drug dealers. Pretty sure we’ve got the gist of everything your family is about.
Turns out the only people who have a problem with this sort of behavior are “dumb old” people:
And to her, old means 26. That’s right around the time you become a grandparent in this Wareham clan.
And I’m not even going to attempt to try to decipher this one. You can if you want:
Ummmm……OK then. Something, something, something, bullied. Something, something, something, white culture. Something, something, something, fuck the police. Something, something, something, DCF stole muh kids. Something, something, something, “depribeing” muh rights!
Whatever that’s all about sounds like a real injustice. This is the face of a woman who clearly has been wronged by society, the town of Wareham, and Turtleboy:
And on Jadyn’s Facebook page it seems to be a never ending love affair with her chudstuffing baby daddy who tagged her in the original Turtleboy post:
Dad had some words of wisdom too:
Awesome advice Dad. Obviously you’ve done a great job raising these ratchetling, so you’re in a fine position to dole out parenting advice.
Meanwhile Jadyn doesn’t have time to stop being a walking claptrap and get her kid back because she’s too busy whining about the baby daddy
While the baby daddy is whining about her giving him venereal diseases:
Oh look, she procreated with another voke-stached wigtactular Wareham chode:
Good thing 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness is just around the corner. Something tells me this isn’t the last we’ve heard from this lovely family.