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Last week we shared this blog about some Wareham shaft shiner Mom who expressed disappointment that her voke-stached adult child had failed in his attempt to steal a television.
Well as it turns out this wasn’t the first tunaflap misfire Tonianne Patterson’s had out of her baby cannon. The comment section on the Turtleboy Sports Forever Facebook page was invaded by hoodboogers who appeared to be speaking some sort of Wareham ratchet dialect we were unfamiliar with:
And of course Ma Dukes, who claims to be a Turtleboy fan, was there as well:
Turns out stealing TV’s is actually considered a success story when the Wareham shaft shiner is your mother. Her 19 year old daughter Jadyn Savannah Libby Patterson has issues of her own:
First of all, her name is Jadyn Savannah. If you give your daughter not one, but two stripper names, don’t expect her to make it past 9th grade.
Here’s what Jadyn had to say for herself on our page after being tagged by what appears to be the first of many baby daddies to come:
I guess we’re about to “finna be knocked.” I have no idea what that means but it sounds important.
Turns out we don’t know shit about their family:
Hey skagmuffin, we know that your brother gets arrested stealing TV’s in broad daylight for your mother, she still uses dog filters, and you’re a teen mom junkbox princess who gets knocked up by drug dealers. Pretty sure we’ve got the gist of everything your family is about.
Turns out the only people who have a problem with this sort of behavior are “dumb old” people:
And to her, old means 26. That’s right around the time you become a grandparent in this Wareham clan.
And I’m not even going to attempt to try to decipher this one. You can if you want:
Ummmm……OK then. Something, something, something, bullied. Something, something, something, white culture. Something, something, something, fuck the police. Something, something, something, DCF stole muh kids. Something, something, something, “depribeing” muh rights!
Whatever that’s all about sounds like a real injustice. This is the face of a woman who clearly has been wronged by society, the town of Wareham, and Turtleboy:
And on Jadyn’s Facebook page it seems to be a never ending love affair with her chudstuffing baby daddy who tagged her in the original Turtleboy post:
Dad had some words of wisdom too:
Awesome advice Dad. Obviously you’ve done a great job raising these ratchetling, so you’re in a fine position to dole out parenting advice.
Meanwhile Jadyn doesn’t have time to stop being a walking claptrap and get her kid back because she’s too busy whining about the baby daddy
While the baby daddy is whining about her giving him venereal diseases:
Oh look, she procreated with another voke-stached wigtactular Wareham chode:
Good thing 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness is just around the corner. Something tells me this isn’t the last we’ve heard from this lovely family.
Gotta say, if being racist means ending the cycle of entitled, shitbag, ignorant, illiterate, thieving, drugging, DCF caring for your spawn, dirty ass pieces of shit generations, sign me up! I’ll donate to the gas chamber. Ironic how they call people STUPID! STOP THE CYCLE. Natural selection is the best option for the continuance of the human race and honest, self-sifficient people… This shit pisses me off! This is why we buy AR-15s… Jus sayin…xoxo
Say what you want about her being a heroin and crack ass addicted DCF hoe, but Jadyn Savannah Libby Patterson was hot as fuck in a 2015 picture when she was 16. (Look on her Facebook page.) What a shame.
What I wouldn’t have done to be one of the first to get my fist inside that. Even now, I’d take my chances. Mostly what I’d catch can be cleared up with 7-10 days of antibiotics.
The men and women of the Wareham school district should be ashamed of themselves. I failed English/Grammar twice at Burncoat. Twice! So sure, my run-on sentence structure may be totally elementary school, but fuck, I know when my phone underlines a fucking word, that if I tap it, it will correct it for me. Fuck, these Wareham people are stupid.
I’d take Jadyn into my basement and fuck all her holes with a few friends whether she wanted to or not.
There is not enough of me to correct Nina’s rant.
Stinky snatch from dis biatch
Only God can judge.
You don’t know what they been through.
100% 100% Fax!!
Dis shit be gud, we all love judgin awl da ratchet gutter slime fucktards out there.
TBS forever! keep dis shit goin yall
YoYo JUss Caws Thuh EnGLiSh LaNgUaGee $kiLLss Iz nwt Da GREatEstt DOesn’TT Mean DEAyy Iz nwT $mARt.
“Just because their english language skills are not the greatest doesn’t mean they are not smart.”
English to Ghetto Ebonics Translator.
I was hoping to find an Ebonics to English one, but haven’t had any luck
“II WaS HOpin Ta FiNd aaaa EbonIx tAA EngLish wOn, BUtt HAVEn’TTT HAdd nayY LuCk –>[WUT A DiSgRaCe]<-"
RIP the English language.
Said the guy who can’t spell “absurd”.
Just your daily dose of irony.
If they ever do a remake of Armageddon, I’m rooting for the asteroid.
Excellent work, Turtleboy.
You know those 1-800 numbers you can call to donate money to starving African kids (where the ‘charity’ gives like 8% of the money to the kids and 92% is overhead, that includes a GulfstreamV for the CEO), and the little kid who got to eat a sack of cornmeal because of you writes you a letter to let you know what he’s up to?
That’s kind of what Turtleboy is to me. It’s all the loser white trash shitbags on welfare I support when I pay my taxes just showing me what they’re getting up to all day when I’m at work. I might just print this blog out and stick it to my fridge with magnets. S
Wareham-home of more tunaflaps, chudstuffers, shaft shiners and ratchet families in one big incestuous spewpool.
Wait… so in 123 years, kids are purposely going to talk and act like poor people? So much for the “Time Machine” idea.
I’d like to see that little bitch get the belt across her bare ass for talking like a nigra
…followed by a load of my spunk on her face. “FRFR 100”.
If your name is JADYN Your destined to be white trash or junkie … congrats by 19 ur old you have accomplished one thing in life
Do one thing for baby you had you don’t deserve the right to be called a mother let DFC give this child to someone who thinks of their children first before their drugs thanks …
That’s one ugly mole on that girl’s face.
Doesn’t anyone have names like Mary & Michelle anymore? Never knew a Tonianne or a Jadyn Savannah in my day?
Cash me ousside!!
……still banging head on table slowly.
Why do all the white ratchets text in Ebonics?
Hopefully the West Brookfield killer hits this family next.
I don’t know but I swear all the “friends” I have on fb that write like that are all losers, on welfare, and grandparents before the age of 40.
I have one person and I have given up trying to understand what she is trying to say, she uses a 3 inside of an E, half her words start with a D or W, (wit, dat, etc.) It’s exhausting trying to figure out what she is trying to say. She has four kids, all different “baby daddies”, on social security disability for I have no clue what, but, she can’t work, but it doesn’t stop her from having kids. She doesn’t have a car and always begging for rides. When she is pregnant she will go off on how “she is high risk, and nobody will give her rides to doctor.” I want to say, “if you’re that high risk why do you keep getting yourself pregnant then, especially if you have no transportation?”
Her whole family, from her mom, grandmother, aunts, uncles, cousins, siblings, and all the people they have reproduced with, all live in the projects. They must take up at least 20 units, probably more. I’ve known that family for years, and can’t think of a single one that doesn’t live there.
One of her cousins, who is only 35 or 36, has 13 or 14 kids. I’ve lost count now. I believe she has two, her mom has two, and the state has the rest. She will have a two or three, then the state would state them, and instead of trying to get them back have a couple more, the state would then again take them, and the cycle would just keep going on and on. I think she has managed to keep the last two a few years. She has either matured a lot, or it is about time for the state to come again. She should have been forced to be sterilized a long time ago, they all should have been. Imagine how much we pay a year just for that one family?
Well. Thats escalated quickly.
What you describe raises the ultimate ethical dilemma:
People like that should probably be spayed or neutered (I’m sure there are more appropriate, medical terms for spaying and neutering humans, but they act like animals so we’ll use the animal terminology here), but unfortunately, we open up a mean can of worms when we let the state decide who gets spayed and neutered and who doesn’t.