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Reader Email: Lyin Kimmy Ring Trying To Tie Turtle Rider To Jorge Zambrano Because Jorge Stole His Wallet


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A turtle rider, who happens to be a legendary Webster Square DJ and a regular at Turtleboy’s favorite Canal District watering hole – the Union Tavern – sent us this email today:

“So back in January my wallet had got stolen from either the front of my car or I dropped it outside Union while I was packing up… I just got a call from the T&G doing a follow on the Auburn Police story. I guess she was going over reports from Jorge and when he was arrested in February when he beat the shit out of his girlfriend he had my ID and bank card in his possession along auto burglary tools. Guess I finally know where it went.. Had just got paid, lost about $300 and all my cards.”

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That’s a pretty freaking insane story. Of course we assumed the Turtlegram reporter who was harassing this hard working guy was Sam Allen. Such a Sam Allen low-brow move. Then we realized that she didn’t post on his Facebook page, which meant it simply had to be none other than Lyin Kimmy Ring herself. And of course it was.


Now, our friend here did have a run in with the law from 12 years ago, that he’s worked pretty hard to distance himself from. It was a non-violent offense, which clearly Lyin Kimmy Ring was trying to use in order to associate him with a murdering drug dealer. He is five months away from clearing his record permanently, and has worked hard to make his money legitimately. He’s the model for reform.

I mean, what’s the point of the Turtlegram calling this guy? The man was the victim. A cop killing drug dealer stole his wallet. What else would Lyin Kimmy Ring wanna know? This could’ve happened to anyone.

So naturally then Lyin Kimmy Ring is trying to tie him to a murderer because that murderer stole his wallet four months ago. This is the filth and trash the Turtlegram produces on a daily basis. This is the same “reporter” who purposely covered up School Committee Chairman Kevin Hayes illegal acceptance of gifts from Spencer-East Brookfield superintendent Tracy Crowe. She’s not interested in going after corrupt elected officials, but she is interested in trying to bad mouth a DJ from the Union Tavern by tying him to a murderer. Pathetic.



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9 Comment(s)
  • larryS
    June 8, 2016 at 10:40 am

    I’m not seeing the “connect the dots” on this one. Interesting info, nothing else.

  • Realist
    June 8, 2016 at 9:58 am

    Wow! Very presumptuous there TB. Seems like someone can’t shake the Telegram out of their brain!

  • KarmaPolice
    June 8, 2016 at 9:35 am

    How can anyone expect Kim Ring to make calls when she has an armful of cats? Seriously, could there be a less-credible, professional-looking photo? The second-hand embarrassment is high.

    • LLC
      June 8, 2016 at 10:59 am

      Anyone with an armful of cats = certifiable. Always. No exceptions.

  • Independent Thinker
    June 8, 2016 at 6:19 am

    I used to be against the death penalty. Now I think it should be expanded. If you kill someone, commit a crime using a gun, deal drugs, steal someone’s car, steal their identity, break into their home, rob someone, or mug someone, there should be an automatic death sentence, which should be carried out immediately.

    As for drugs, if you lace the supply of illegal drugs with lethal poison, you will accomplish the goal of exterminating the hood rats. We’ve lost our major cities to these thugs, but that’s because we allowed it to happen.

    • bob
      June 8, 2016 at 4:12 pm

      Add sex abuse of a minor and rape of anyone to your “death list”. It’s about time for our country to get tough and start to eliminate this scum.

    • BobnMic
      June 8, 2016 at 4:17 pm

      “If You Are Not a Liberal at 25, You Have No Heart. If You Are Not a Conservative at 35 You Have No Brain.”

      Getting older is getting wiser.

  • The Dukes
    June 8, 2016 at 2:00 am

    You seemed to make a lot of presumptions on the reporter’s motives based on one phone call inquiring about the loss of a guy’s bank and ID card. If she writes a bad column I fully expect you to put her on blast, but nothing has happened for you to write a story about yet. Good info, weird take.

    • GoneWest
      June 9, 2016 at 9:41 am

      Yeah I’m with you Dukes. Was this a preemptive strike because she’s about to reveal his name and past?

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