This Day In Turtleboy

Reblog: Homeless Crackhead In Wheelchair, Getting A Blowie On New Bedford’s Busiest Street, Is Distaught When The Sloppy Hooker Spots The Camera And Leaves

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.

Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.

Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Forever, and Clarence Woods Emerson to keep up with the hilarious turtle rider commentary.

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.

 

This is Turtleboy vacation week and we’ve given our bloggers a week off to enjoy themselves. We’ll be reblogging some of our greatest hits this week though to help you remember the golden times. 

 

Our friends over at New Bedford Live might have finally topped the Foodstampopotamai scream fest they sent us from a few months back. A fan of theirs shot this extraordinary footage of a local crackhead named “Clyde” getting his cock slurped on by a toothless vagabond who was clearly in love with him and not doing it for money or drugs. Don’t worry. You don’t see his chlamydia-contaminated change cup.

http://turtleboysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/20142670_1625792970827276_7246640221071081472_n.mov

​Of course, because this was the “nicest” part of the city, she decides to do mouth-to-junk resuscitation in broad daylight, on Acushnet Ave. I’m guessing he told her that if she sampled his handi-capable sausage it would allow him to walk again.

She was trying to help, guys. Gawd.

For those of you that don’t know the area “The Ave,” as the natives call it, is the Sodom to the Gammorah that is New Bedford. The further you go down it (not unlike out fine friend in the dress here) the worse it gets. Clyde is a staple round here.

He actually doesn’t even have a pot to piss in. Bet his shorts were as ripe as they come.

Haha. Get it?

Let’s do the play by play!

Here we see them mid-salami swallow.

Om nom nom

Is that a camera?

Clyde, there is a person filming you impregnating my throat!

RIGHT THERE!

I aint give you permission! I’m out!

Bye Felicia.

Let me tell you, I laughed harder at the fact that she was going to wash homeless chlorine pudding out of her mouth with a warm orange drank than anything else. I had actual tears.

Can you even imagine what that guy’s balls smelled like? She’s just tongue-bathing on his stink pontoon like she’s on the French Abortion Rivera.

Of course, while most of us are appalled, like Maygan here, one guy named Dan Bradley took to the webpage to cheer him on. He made laugh almost as much as the orange drank load chaser.

I like how Dan lightened the mood.

However, Clyde is a druggie loser who gets taken care of by bleeding heart assholes while he has his schmenzer out where any kid can see it. Sound like Clyde should go to jail.

If you know who his lady friend is send us a message.

Anyways New Beige… Keep it up. You’ll send my kids to college with all these ratchet clicks.

4 Comment(s)
  • Vanilla Ice
    August 12, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Someone get him on the next Mayoral ballot, he’d win in a landslide. The funny part about that is, he probably has better ideas on how to run New Bedford than anybody else in that stinking corpse of a city.

  • Vladimir Xhiao
    August 12, 2018 at 5:55 am

    Any update on these two lovebirds?

  • Captain Trips
    August 11, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    Man, that chick will suck on anything for a buck!

  • Ray Patriarca
    August 11, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth !
    Disgratziate !

Comment on this Post

*

RELATED POSTS
Fitchburg “Weed-For-Ride-To-Prison” Chick Is Hiring Attorney Dick N. Vulva For Massive Civil Lawsuit Against Turtleboy
Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card
All-Star Mother Defends Daughter And Friend Who Jumped A Freshman On Video Outside Northbridge High School, Threatens Children On Facebook