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Reblog: Meet Logan Huysman: Burlington SJW Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted By Cop, Body Cam Reveals She’s The Worst Assnugget Who Has Ever Lived

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This is Turtleboy vacation week and we’ve given our bloggers a week off to enjoy themselves. We’ll be reblogging some of our greatest hits this week though to help you remember the golden times. 


A couple weeks ago an 18 year old girl from Burlington, VT named Logan Huysman took to social media to complain about alleged police brutality and sexual assault after she was arrested:

Pretty serious allegation. Naturally the mainstream media heard the words “police brutality” and “sexual assault” and reached the conclusion that this was yet another case of cops gone wild on white girls. Logan wasn’t helping things by speaking with every news outlet she could find. Her story went national when USA Today picked it up.

Unfortunately for the Chief of Police in Burlington is Brandon del Pozo, and he is extremely active on social media. He saw her post, and left this letter on her Facebook page, outlining what transpired in the arrest report:

Oh I see. So, the officers found three junkie looking broads passed out in a car at 2:30 AM in the middle of an opiate epidemic. Wanting to make sure they were alive the officers woke the girls up, told them he wasn’t gonna bust their balls about the weed, and told the girl she was gonna have to take a class for the booze she had on her. Pretty standard policing for underage possession of alcohol.

Naturally then Logan Huysman ripped up the notice, started whining about cops killing imaginary black people in Vermont, did cartwheels, took her bong back from the cops, pretended to shoot the police with an imaginary gun, broke beer and wine bottles, and mule-kicked a cop. Oh yea, and in the past six months she’s been arrested for possession of Ambien and Adderal, retail theft, trespassing, jumping over the desk at a Motel 6 to threaten the staff after being kicked out, and freaking out at St. Michael’s campus security.

A smart person would deactivate all social media and sneak away quietly. Not Logan though. She a basic bitch:

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The handcuffs were so tight that I actually could not, like, feel my wrists. That I just don’t think that’s OK at all.”

Be whiter. You can’t.

That guy says I kicked him in the groin? That’s a lie. He was the one who put his hands on me because I went to try to take the bong that I had just bought that day.”

Oh is that at all? Because it matters when you purchased the bong. If you had bought it a couple years ago they’d have a right to confiscate it. But since it was brand new Logan had every right to take back confiscated contraband from them.

This was the best:

The part that I didn’t like was every single time I would stand up to move around because I was anxious because these were cops who were trying to search my car when I didn’t think there was any reason to. And I just kept moving around and every time I did they would come at me like I was trying to do something. So it was annoying so I was like come at me, do something. And, I dunno, maybe I shouldn’t have done that.”

Well why didn’t you just say that Logan? As long as you arbitrarily decided there was no reason for the cops to search your car then you have every right to to run around like a lunatic and mule-kick them.

Well things got worse for Logan this week when the cops released the body cam footage of the incident. Enjoy the madness:

Things white chicks say before getting arrested: “Guess what? I do cross country – I can run far, far away!”

The thing about it is, she does run cross country, but she’s just not very good:

When you’re running times like that it usually means the meatwagon is following right behind you in case you die. Which you probably will because you’re so out of shape.

Anyway, I’ve never seen anyone this hatable before. If I had two shots of narcan and Logan, the Fall River Guttermuppet, and Gabbi Hebert were overdosing in front of me, I’d tell the other two that Logan had more heroin in her ass and give them a straw to slurp it out of there. Then I’d give the narcan to Gupta Patel and have him sell it at the Mini Mart and split the profits.

The most amazing part about this video is how nice the cops were. When I was 18 I was in a car that was pulled over in Leicester on the way home from the drive-ins. It smelled like weed, but we didn’t have any pot in the car. The cops really busted our balls about it and I was inconvenienced by it which really grinded my gears, especially since I didn’t even smoke weed that night. But the cops let us know through their tone that it was our job to shut the fuck up. So we did, and eventually we all went on our way. Meanwhile this chick gets the nice cop and she goes full cuntburger. This is why cops shouldn’t bother being nice. Just be dicks. We’ll get over it. When you’re too nice this is how people behave. When you’re dicks we don’t say shit because you make it clear that we must respect your authority.

This isn’t the first time Logan has acted like an entitled psychopath in public. Here she is at her South Burlington HS graduation, freaking out because she was locked out of Daddy’s car:

White girl problems.

Here she is being interviewed after a lockdown at her school, whining about how much life sucks because she was temporarily inconvenienced by lockdown drills:

The struggle is real girl.

Anyway, the ACLU and the rest of the cop haters have been whining about a lack of transparency from law enforcement for a while now. In that case you would think that the way this was handled is the perfect example of what these idiots want. The police chief posts the truth on social media in order to quell an outrageous claim of sexual assault against an officer. The cops then release the body cam footage to show whether or not there are truths to the allegations. But yet somehow the ACLU is still upset about it:

“There’s a fine line between engaging the community, which is something we want our law enforcement officers to do, and doing what some might see as trying to shut down conversations,” said Jay Diaz, an attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont. “Affirmatively posting on a citizen’s Facebook page, especially in a sensitive situation, seems fairly inappropriate and would be understandably chilling.”

Trying to shut down conversations? Apparently this is their fancy way of saying, “telling the truth and exposing a liar.” Very chilling for this poor, triggered basic white chick.

Anyway, this chick is one of the worst people we’ve ever profiled. She represents everything that is wrong with America right now. She’s an entitled millenial dooshnozzle who took a steamy dump on actual victims of sexual assault by lying and claiming she was. In reality a responsible cop found three chicks who looked like they were dead, tried to make sure they were OK, and ended up getting mule kicked in the groin.

23 Comment(s)
  • MissM
    November 6, 2019 at 10:38 am

    This is very old, but I must point out that constantly saying how white she is, is counterproductive. Her behavior had nothing to do with her skin color. It has everything to do with drug use and, quite possibly, mental illness. She seems like a classic case of bipolar to me, but it all could be solely due to the rampant drug use. She said in the bodycam footage that she cannot sleep without pot. How sad is that at the age of 18? She has screwed her physical and mental state up horribly. The bruises and alleged anemia are probably due to her alcohol consumption and poor diet. She uses so many drugs that eating well is likely not a priority. Chronic alcoholics will have low platelets, anemia, and vitamin/mineral deficiencies. Plus liver damage, of course, which is generally what causes the anemia and low platelets.

    Bottom line is that she is a terrible mess with a terrible future if she doesn’t do something drastic to change herself. But none of that had anything to do with the color of her skin. Leave the racism out of it in the future, please.

  • Gopher
    July 22, 2019 at 12:17 am

    The bottom line here is that at 18 she’s an adult. What should happen is that she should be tried for assaulting an officer and for making false accusations about an officer. It’s obvious to me that she’s guilty of both, so a long prison term would be an appropriate sentence. Then, when she gets out of prison, maybe she won’t try attacking police officers anymore. Think all that’s too harsh? Then you don’t have any sense.

  • Iam mclovin
    September 23, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    Just want to point out that at 18 shes gen z not a millennial. Not sure why idiots have so much trouble understanding that millennials are gen y. Im willing to bet everything i own that the idiot who wrote this is a millennial and unaware of the fact. Millennials are the only idiot generation that doesnt know what they are.

  • Richyrich
    August 17, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Not surprised. This NH native finally ventured into Vermont for the first time ever last week. Vermont is one weird fucking place. It’s an upside-down NH, not just physically, but socially. I observed white nitwits like her everywhere I went.

    • Barack
      August 21, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      I bet she’s good in bed.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 15, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Fuck this chick until her vag walls are paper thin. And then I will introduce her to my 36 horny black 18″ cock sized horny boys.

    You will die being fucked out.

    Enjoy baby!

  • Brain Lynchie
    August 15, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Daddy read doctor Spock and didn’t smash this little white ass dick face in the mouth and now shes a grown ass hat fuck trad

    this little piece of shit was never told no by daddy and mommy
    her parents should of given here a good old ass whopping and she would not have turned out like the white dick face cunt bag she is

  • New Vermont Tranny Governor
    August 15, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    I am the new governor. Im a tranny, not a 5 spd, just a 2 spd. Man to woman, hear my boi pussy roar. Vermont will prosecute all police, and straight men and women. We will overlook bernies recent financial gains.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 15, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Nothing a good pounding of her chocolate starfish wouldn’t cure.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 15, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Should have tased her. Spoiled little twat.

  • CozyMalignantTumor
    August 15, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    It’s a real shame so much cop worship happens on this page. Every other story has a cop’s dick in its mouth.

    • Bonesaw
      August 15, 2018 at 2:41 pm

      You’re right. It’s a lot more satisfying when some cunt tries to take your wallet and you just blast holes in his face yourself and push him behind a dumpster to feed the rats. Why let the cops enjoy it?

    • Mike
      August 15, 2018 at 3:10 pm

      What a dumb comment.

      Not accepting that an entire profession is comprised of racist violent abusive murders is not “cop worship”. 

    • Turtz McGurtz
      Turtz McGurtz
      August 15, 2018 at 4:24 pm

      You’re not wrong.

  • ACLU Bolshevik Horde
    August 15, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    I think ACLU’s Jay Diaz could use something to do. Maybe someone should fabricate a story and cause him some problems chasing a false narrative and looking like a firebrand jackass defending a fallacy.

  • Public Humiliation
    August 15, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    Bend her over in town square and paddle her fat ass until she begs for mercy. Then paddle her again.

    • Nooks & crannies
      August 16, 2018 at 1:03 am

      There is another video I would watch with interest.

  • Muh Russians
    August 15, 2018 at 11:32 am

    This happened a long time ago. Last year?

    • ElJefe72
      August 15, 2018 at 12:27 pm

      Turtleboy is on vacation this week. This particular blog is a re-post from earlier.

  • bill fleming
    August 15, 2018 at 11:26 am

    False accusations of a sexual assault against police officers should be a crime. I feel bad for the father of this bitch but she does have a future as a community organizer for Senator Warrens party the SheGueveras.

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 15, 2018 at 11:09 am

    ‘” Were white punks on dope”!. This generation is an embarrasment to 70’s dopers everywhere…

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old gumshoe
    August 15, 2018 at 10:24 am

    Fuck her ! She needs a good old fashioned crack in the chops.
    Loudmouthed cunt !
    And, fuck the ACLU !
    Most of these man-bun wearing fanooks, who graduated from some third-rate law school, couldn’t do a cops job.
    Because they lack the testicular fortitude. They hide behind their law books, sipping lattes and passing judgement about things they know nothing about, and wouldn’t have the balls to try.
    Fuck them all !

    • Stan
      August 16, 2018 at 5:49 am

      +1000 for the use of the word fanook. Outstanding sir, you win the TBS internet award.

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