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This is Turtleboy vacation week and we’ve given our bloggers a week off to enjoy themselves. We’ll be reblogging some of our greatest hits this week though to help you remember the golden times.
Earlier today we blogged about this violent group of Nazi Anqueefas who assaulted a guy trying to ask them questions about free speech, told him to get the fuck out of there, and forced the police to evacuate him.
We asked for turtle riders to name names, because that’s what we are going to do to these Nazis from now on – ruin them. These are bad people. They want to take away your freedom of speech. They believe in using violence in order to do that. That cannot be allowed in a free society. So guess what? We’re gonna take that freedom of speech which they so despise, turn it into a weapon, and beat the shit out of them with it. Starting with this one:
Tora White is from Auburn, and works at Papa Gino’s:
If someone she didn’t agree with politically worked at Papa Gino’s, she would probably send a mob of people to call and harass that Papa Gino’s. Do NOT call the Auburn Papa Gino’s and tell them that they are allowing this Nazi to work for them. I mean, it would be completely fair, since she likes to go around calling people Nazis because they have opinions she doesn’t like. But if you called Papa Gino’s a million times to tell them that they employ a Nazi, that would be bad.
Tora is apparently into the punk rock scene:
What a rebel!! Here she is jamming out with some of her homies:
As you can see, pretty much everyone in that picture is white. Some might even call it a white nationalist meeting. But she’s totally not a racist. She just prefers not to associate with black people during her free time. Are these people all Nazis? No way to know for sure. But according to their logic, since I disagree with their opinions, they must be.
Tora White is apparently going to be a senior at Bay Path Technical High School, which evidently does not teach basic civics anymore:
“The Boston Common is a hate free spot. Do you understand that?? Do you??”
Because had she been paying attention in social studies class, she’d know that speech she deems “hate speech” is still free speech.
And then there was this chick:
Cameraman: “I have had the shit kicked out of me for being white.”
Fembeast: “Good.”
Cameraman: “So you advocate violence?”
Fembeast: “Yes. Against you.”
Her name is Ryan White. She’s Tora’s cousin, and also attends Bay Path. She’s just smart enough not to have a Facebook page. But she’s still a fascist and a terrible human being who should be publicly shamed. As should her parents, who have obviously raised a violent sociopath who thinks it’s OK to hit people who don’t agree with her.
Then there’s fupa loompa:
Her name is Lindsey Medeiros, a juggelette from New Bedford and Bourne:
Just like most of these people, she is miserable because she’s so unpleasant to look at. Noticing a trend yet? These are just ugly white people who have spent their entire lives being rejected by people who are way out of their league. What you saw on the Boston Common has nothing to do with white supremacy or social justice. This is just built up anger from goopy chuds who can’t even being able to garner a pity lay.
Lindsey is a proud member of Antifa,
and doesn’t think the police should have been at the Boston Common on Saturday:
That’s because she’s a Nazi who wanted to kill these people, and didn’t wanna get arrested for it.
Finally there was Cameron Ashes:
We can’t find him in the video, but the kid in the video was being hit from behind, and since Cameron is confessing to it we can only assume that he did in fact assault this person for asking people questions in a public setting. Ya know, because the guy was a “Nazi apologist.” Unlike Cameron Ashes, who is an actual Nazi. And just like many Nazis, Cameron is an acne covered teenager who obviously is not even remotely close to getting a handjob for the first time.
That’s why he wears skinny jeans and joined a “band”:
And apparently is going through a goth phase too:
Oh look, a cultural appropriation. Racist much?
He’s wicked smart too, which is why he was so proud to barely make it out of high school before moving onto the University of Phoenix:
Cameron thinks that charges should be dropped against the 33 “peaceful” protesters who were violent enough to actually be arrested (it took a lot):
Oh, and he hates the police too:
Wouldn’t it be a shame if Boston Police read this blog, saw his confession, and then arrested him? That would be sad.
11 Comment(s)
The chick with black hair- some serious LA porn in 3 years. Everyone else basement time on Twitter enabled by helicopter parents.
Tora White HS grad, works at papa gino’s lol what a shitbag
I’d love to bring a battleaxe to a rally, draw a line in front of it, and tell these cocksuckers that if they step over it, their fucking heads are going to be next to their feet.
Whoever wins the GOP primary and takes on Liawatha in the general should use portions of this video for TV ads, just to remind the great unwashed that awful, divisive politicians like Liawatha created and continue to foment this kind of insanity.
I’ve never seen more violent, unhinged advocates for peace and love in my life.
Teenie-bobber, lefty, hater, violent fascists in action!
I know it’s vacation but after this updates would be funny I bet.
See where some of these people work now and do it all over again.
Lmao
One shot to the head. Everyone knows the rules.
A vote for the Democratic Party is a vote for these losers. Vote for anyone but democrats.
If you don’t agree with their idiotology you risk getting beat up or worse. I’m glad I carry.
My advice to all Turtle Riders…get a good income, job, experience, savings, and assets right now while you can. These people are going to come for all this shit in the future because they’ll be in their early 30s and utterly useless.
Zit faced Cammy looks like he’s been giving plenty of blow jobs while waiting for receipt of his first hand job. Takes a lot of malt to fuck up your face that much.