Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.
Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information.
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.
This is Turtleboy vacation week and we’ve given our bloggers a week off to enjoy themselves. We’ll be reblogging some of our greatest hits this week though to help you remember the golden times.
So this guy named Christopher Soares, from Falmouth, hired this chick named Sarah Judge to watch his kids ages three and four. Chris and his wife had known her for a while. Basic babysitter stuff. Sarah is 35. So, we aren’t talking a ditzy teenager here.
Chris, who owns his own business, stopped back home to grab paperwork….
AND FOUND HER SNORING ON THE COUCH.
Chris takes a video of his hired help, who he entrusted his children with, waits nearly 30 minutes, and she still doesn’t wake up. She had been asleep for almost two hours judging by the time the texts start pouring in. He packs the kids up and they leave the house. He then waits for sleeping fruity to wake up and find the kids gone.
I talked to Chris and he said that he didn’t know what the hell to do but screaming at her in front of the kids wasn’t an option for him.
Yeah, this genius of a man staged a kidnapping. Sarah eventually wakes up and starts blowing up his phone because the kids are gone. She doesn’t call the police. I repeat. This lip ring cheddar bull doesn’t call the police. She calls Chris’ wife. She is blowing Chris up but won’t answer his texts that something is wrong. She wants to talk to him on the phone. Chris and his wife were together by the time Sarah called either of them.
Chris goes to the police department to inform them that he has the children and wants to file neglect charges. Sarah doesn’t call the cops until nearly AN HOUR AND A HALF after he had taken his children out of their home. That’s when the cops tell her that the employer (Chris) has more information than they do.
Then Chris drops the hammer.
He tells her he took the kids, because she was in a coma on his couch, and to get the fuck out of his house.
I love this guy. Absolutely adore him. I would have lost my mind and probably been in jail for my response to someone endangering my kids. Not Chris! He remains cool-headed and gives her a taste of her possible repercussions. He said he wanted to make sure people know exactly who they are trusting with the lives of their kids before hiring them.
Chris uploads the breakdown of what happened on the Facebook machine and Sarah calls the cops for harassment. Her friends started reporting his Facebook post. The post ended up on my friend Phil’s page Falmouth Call To Action.
Hey Danielle, the kids could have been injured. Just because she’s your pal doesn’t mean you get to crap all over this guy who had his kids endangered. Besides, you look like a cartoon bunny for social justice. Get the fuck out of here.
Sarah is actually playing the victim. No way lady. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, could have happened to those kids while you napped. Their lives are so much more important than your clearly needed beauty sleep.
How many of you, as a parent, have walked back upstairs, after throwing a load of laundry in, and your toddler(s) have destroyed something or gotten in to something dangerous? They are fearless at that age and this woman was dead to the world. They could have taken themselves on a walk, been kidnapped, hit by a car, or something worse. There is a reason for hiring a babysitter. BECAUSE THEY CANT TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.
So, Sarah, while you’re playing woe as me….
Sup girl. Welcome to the Turtleboy Hall o’ Shame.