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Reblog: Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops

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So this guy named Christopher Soares, from Falmouth, hired this chick named Sarah Judge to watch his kids ages three and four. Chris and his wife had known her for a while. Basic babysitter stuff. Sarah is 35. So, we aren’t talking a ditzy teenager here.

What an insult to She Ra.

Chris, who owns his own business, stopped back home to grab paperwork….


Chris takes a video of his hired help, who he entrusted his children with, waits nearly 30 minutes, and she still doesn’t wake up. She had been asleep for almost two hours judging by the time the texts start pouring in. He packs the kids up and they leave the house. He then waits for sleeping fruity to wake up and find the kids gone.

I talked to Chris and he said that he didn’t know what the hell to do but screaming at her in front of the kids wasn’t an option for him.

Yeah, this genius of a man staged a kidnapping. Sarah eventually wakes up and starts blowing up his phone because the kids are gone. She doesn’t call the police. I repeat. This lip ring cheddar bull doesn’t call the police. She calls Chris’ wife. She is blowing Chris up but won’t answer his texts that something is wrong. She wants to talk to him on the phone. Chris and his wife were together by the time Sarah called either of them.

Chris goes to the police department to inform them that he has the children and wants to file neglect charges. Sarah doesn’t call the cops until nearly AN HOUR AND A HALF after he had taken his children out of their home. That’s when the cops tell her that the employer (Chris) has more information than they do.

Then Chris drops the hammer.

He tells her he took the kids, because she was in a coma on his couch, and to get the fuck out of his house.

I love this guy. Absolutely adore him. I would have lost my mind and probably been in jail for my response to someone endangering my kids. Not Chris! He remains cool-headed and gives her a taste of her possible repercussions. He said he wanted to make sure people know exactly who they are trusting with the lives of their kids before hiring them.

Chris uploads the breakdown of what happened on the Facebook machine and Sarah calls the cops for harassment. Her friends started reporting his Facebook post. The post ended up on my friend Phil’s page Falmouth Call To Action.

Hey Danielle, the kids could have been injured. Just because she’s your pal doesn’t mean you get to crap all over this guy who had his kids endangered. Besides, you look like a cartoon bunny for social justice. Get the fuck out of here.

Sarah is actually playing the victim. No way lady. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, could have happened to those kids while you napped. Their lives are so much more important than your clearly needed beauty sleep.
How many of you, as a parent, have walked back upstairs, after throwing a load of laundry in, and your toddler(s) have destroyed something or gotten in to something dangerous? They are fearless at that age and this woman was dead to the world. They could have taken themselves on a walk, been kidnapped, hit by a car, or something worse. There is a reason for hiring a babysitter. BECAUSE THEY CANT TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.

So, Sarah, while you’re playing woe as me….

Sup girl. Welcome to the Turtleboy Hall o’ Shame.

7 Comment(s)
  • Quit Fucking With Cops
    August 13, 2018 at 11:48 am

    Why involve the police in this? As if the cops on the Cape aren’t already dealing with a whole peninsula full of rachet fuckheads causing every manner of fuckery, and they have to waste their time on some dickbag who is using their resources to prove a point? Fuck, with all the shit the police are dealing with nowadays, they should be sainted.

  • anon
    August 12, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    That’s a little bit creepy that he filmed the 35yo female on the couch while she was sleeping as well as he didnt want to wake her up.

  • Will Crusher
    August 12, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    What is it with females accepting responsibility or being accountable for their actions? Women really are children in adult bodies.

  • soy boy
    August 11, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    We all know lip ring queefalata is a piece of shit. However i have to question whether chris is fit to be a parent. There is no way on gods green earth i would leave my kids in the care of an individual who thinks its a good idea to wear a lip ring. Imo, his judgement skills are very poor. He fires someone while they are in his house alone, hahaha. What a fucking tool. Im willing to bet he’s a sjw judging by his passive aggressiveness.

    • anon
      August 12, 2018 at 11:37 pm

      a lip ring proved to be harbinger of irresponsibility to come
      also. where there is a lip ring, a neck tattoo cant be too far away. the parent?

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 11, 2018 at 11:26 am

    I never saw a fat Wonder Woman before…

    • GodSaveTheQueen
      August 11, 2018 at 12:28 pm

      Tell me Rockets… Are you Nancy’s killer?

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