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Reblog: Turns Out The Obnoxious Lardo SJW From UMass Triggering Event Is A Hampshire College Senior Named Cora Miriam

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The abrasive woman featured in this video yelling, swearing at, and berating Christina Hoff Sommers for having a different opinion than her, has gone viral:

Good God. It’s a baby fucking WHEEELLL!!!!!

In just 24 hours the video has already been viewed over 180,000 times. And it’s only gonna grow. Because this woman was clearly destined to be an Internet meme. This is my favorite so far:

Love it.


Anyway, when the entire Internet is laughing at you it’s only a matter of time until people figure out who you are. The lovely woman’s name is Cora Miriam. And in the least surprising news ever she attends Hampshire College and is from the People’s Republic of Cambridge:

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And her Facebook page is FANTASTIC!!!



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When people write things like “Daaaaamn lookin good” and “hottiii,” this is the equivalent of giving trophies to loser kids. Because she believes it. More than likely she’s gotten plenty of those growing up. Then when they get to college they demand that everyone make them happy at all times, because their entire life has been people lying to them in order to make them feel happy about themselves. They have a complete inability to handle the truth.

She’s also got a solution for criminal justice reform:

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“Abolition of prisons and the police is reproductive justice.”

Can’t make this stuff up. This person is a senior in college, and they honestly believe that we should get rid of prisons and cops. What could possibly go wrong?

Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

12 Comment(s)
  • Henry Fool
    September 3, 2018 at 8:07 am

    From the Way Back machine, deep in the 20th century, i lived at a time when fat people (the Morbidly Obese) knew their place (out of sight) and kept their mouths shut except in the privacy of their own kitchen. They also knew that gluttony, in a world of starvation, was not only a grievous sin, but also a disgusting pus weep of an eyesore to those around them. Beaten on the concrete playground as piglets, they knew where they stood, as perhaps one in fifty children. Today that number has changed to something like forty human sausages out of every fifty stepchildren, happily suckling on the warm teat of diversity.

  • She is Gross!
    August 17, 2018 at 8:34 am

    You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig

  • Stan
    August 16, 2018 at 6:05 am

    Trigglypuff, ah yes. An ass from the past. The poster child for dysfunctional 20 year old feral social justice whiners. New and improved feminists. Muh nazis! Muh Trump! Muh systemic white patriarchy! hahaha brainwashed indoctrinated college activists.

  • Charlie Bucket
    August 15, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    How come the Oompa Loompas haven’t rolled her to the juicing room yet?

    • Willy Wonka
      August 16, 2018 at 11:36 am

      My dear boy, we’d never get that grundle stench out of the machines.

  • Yuck
    August 15, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    Diabetes Debbie…another candidate for feet amputation and a shit smeared ass crack. Fucking fat pig looks like 400 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

  • Fred Knessl
    August 15, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Well, we don’t have to worry about this one re-producing now do we… if the looks don’t make you shrivel up in terror, the voice will take care of things.
    Steve Crowder spoke at this event, more like ranted about this ~thing~ and its ilk. I think this thing cried during that segment. Worth watching.
    Thanks for re-posting this one.
    Hey Manchy – Might you list the original posting date somewhere?

  • z
    August 15, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Well it is Hampshire College.
    And the American Friends Service Committee is the Quakers. They make the ACLU look legit.

    I found her mentioned on encyclopediadramatica under Trigglypuff. Hilarious. Thank P. Niss.

    The facebook link no longer works. So, did she open another one? Or did she get smart and not open another one?

  • John Q Public
    August 15, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    What a fucking pig…

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    August 15, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Aaaaahhh Trigglypuff. What a bundle of joy. This fuckin creature thing is what led to my red pilling and embracing of God Emperor Trump as my lord and savior.

  • Commie Blaster
    August 15, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    So the blacks have convinced liberals to close prisons and get rid of law enforcement?

    It’s time to physically separate ourselves from them and arm ourselves heavily.

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      August 15, 2018 at 6:33 pm

      If we do that who’s gonna fuck the fat slob white chicks??? The blacks are good for sumptin.

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