Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.
Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.
This is Turtleboy vacation week and we’ve given our bloggers a week off to enjoy themselves. We’ll be reblogging some of our greatest hits this week though to help you remember the golden times.
The abrasive woman featured in this video yelling, swearing at, and berating Christina Hoff Sommers for having a different opinion than her, has gone viral:
Good God. It’s a baby fucking WHEEELLL!!!!!
In just 24 hours the video has already been viewed over 180,000 times. And it’s only gonna grow. Because this woman was clearly destined to be an Internet meme. This is my favorite so far:
— RetroFutureRonin (@RetroFuturRonin) April 27, 2016
Anyway, when the entire Internet is laughing at you it’s only a matter of time until people figure out who you are. The lovely woman’s name is Cora Miriam. And in the least surprising news ever she attends Hampshire College and is from the People’s Republic of Cambridge:
And her Facebook page is FANTASTIC!!!
When people write things like “Daaaaamn lookin good” and “hottiii,” this is the equivalent of giving trophies to loser kids. Because she believes it. More than likely she’s gotten plenty of those growing up. Then when they get to college they demand that everyone make them happy at all times, because their entire life has been people lying to them in order to make them feel happy about themselves. They have a complete inability to handle the truth.
She’s also got a solution for criminal justice reform:
“Abolition of prisons and the police is reproductive justice.”
Can’t make this stuff up. This person is a senior in college, and they honestly believe that we should get rid of prisons and cops. What could possibly go wrong?
Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.