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A million people sent us this video yesterday of a woman accosting a man whom she alleged was videotaping her and two 14 year old girls on Newbury Street in Boston in broad daylight:

My first reaction to seeing this was probably the same that most people thought – what a dooshnozzle this guy is. Then I thought about it – is he shady? Kind of gives you the vibe I suppose. Did he probably tape her? Good chance. But…..what’s the problem exactly? So some stranger taped your clothed body in broad daylight. So what? Who gives a shit? How does that at all affect your life going forward? Don’t celebrities deal with this every day of their lives? It’s not like he took a picture of you in the shower or upskirted you. He filmed you walking around in a public space with your clothes on. Worst case scenario he’s gonna watch it later and put it in the spank bank. Either way you’ll never know and it will never affect your life. Ever. Get over it.

Look, if strange women out there wanna zoom in on Turtleboy’s crotch while he’s walking up Belmont Street, then more power to em. I have nothing to hide. If that’s what it takes for you to get your jollies I’m literally powerless to stop you. If you wanna pour yourself a tall glass of wine, draw yourself a nice warm bubble bath, and get ready for some fantasy turtle time, I can’t stop ya. Either way I’ll be at home trying to make sure Turtleboy Jr. doesn’t fall down a flight of stairs.

Here’s another thing – where’s the proof? We’re just gonna turn this guy into the world’s biggest villain without any evidence? Not saying this woman’s a liar, but I am saying that she’s a fucking psychopath. I mean, she followed this guy down a public street and made a HUGE spectacle of this, because as you will see, she will pretty much do anything for attention.





In the video she says to the guy, “You did not have my permission to obtain that” she yelled at him in the video. Ummm, he didn’t need your permission hun. It’s a public setting and he can film when and what he wants to so long as he’s not violating any laws. And guess what? He didn’t violate any laws.

Anyway her post has been shared 34,000 times. She’s been all over the news and even was featured in a Cosmopolitan article entitled Badass woman confronts creep who was reportedly secretly filming young girls.” So right away, this guy is called a “creep” in front of millions of people and all because we’re just taking this unstable woman’s word for it. She’s the “badass.” Because no one is asking any questions about who SHE is. Well that’s what Turtleboy is for. We get to the bottom of shit. Let’s take a look at some things she has said on Facebook.

On September 9, 2014, she decided to share with the world a pretty personal story about the time she moved to New York to pursue her music career, met a guy, moved in with him after 5 months, got wasted with him, yelled at him for not coming home early from work when she was sick (nothing crazy about that), got beat up by him, moved back in with him, then he trashed the place and tried to kill her so she took a knife and cut him before being saved by the neighbor. Conveniently she never reported this crime to the police because her mom told her she “couldn’t handle a trial.”

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She certainly got the reaction she wanted. Hundreds of comments commending her on her bravery for not only living to tell this story, but for being able to share it on social media. Once again, I’m not saying this girl is a liar, because I wasn’t there. But I am saying that when someone is ALWAYS getting themselves into dramatic situations involving men, screaming in public, and stuff that could’ve been pulled out of an Law and Order SVU episode, you kind of have to question what’s really going on here. Only Detective Benson gets in this much shit and lives to talk about it.

She’s also very outspoken about exploiting minor’s in a sexual way, which just so happened to be one of the allegations she levied against this man:

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She’s gotten exactly the reaction she wanted to get. Thousands of people have bombarded her page to tell her how strong she is, just like she did when she shared that extremely crazy and personal story about getting in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend:

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You go girlfriend!! You rock!!! She was looking for positive attention anywhere she could get it:

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Yea, because if there’s one website out there that’s known for being a staunch defender of modern day feminism, it’s Barstool Sports. LOL. But either way, she obviously is dying for attention, and she got it. Wouldn’t this all be convenient if she were an aspiring country singer? Oh, that’s right, she’s been an aspiring country singer going on 15 years now, and she just released an album called “Predator Prey.” She apparently thinks this makes her a movie star, and she’s not very shy to talk about how she resembles another washed up movie star:

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Make no mistake about it – aspiring country singers are no better than aspiring rappers. They’re not as overtly funny, but they are still failures in every sense of the word. Your natural inclination should be to laugh at them so that they don’t waste any more time pursuing a dream that will end up going nowhere.

And make no mistake about it, Jase Dillan is a massive failure. So don’t you think it’s rather convenient that she picked up thousands of new fans today? Is anyone else seeing the Jen Roy parallels here? I’d be careful commenting on this on the TBS Facebook page because you might be getting a 3 AM Facebook message from Jase coming up shortly.

I’m not saying this woman is a liar but I am saying this – I’m skeptical of anyone who is ALWAYS the victim. It’s called Taylor Swift syndrome. After a while you have to look yourself in the mirror and say, “why does this always happen to ME?” So if I had to bet I would bet that this guy did in fact tape her and zoom in on her ass, but there’s no 14 year old girls. There never were. She made that part up for theatrics. This woman literally walks around all day waiting for a situation like this to happen so she could do something like this. She’s a narcissistic attention whore who got exactly what she wanted.

She gave herself away with this line:

I can’t wait to put this on the Internet.”

Exactly. Because that’s all this is about – attention. You just want attention. It’s Jase Dillan’s M.O. First of all, she thinks she’s a country singer, and her songs are SOOO bad. See if you can see the common them in here two big Youtube hits:

I can’t unheard those songs. All of them deal with some guy fucking her over and how she was so strong she overcame them. She’s the predator and you’re the prey!!! Because….girl power!!! Kind of like every country singer alive today. Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline made this shit cool 50 years ago and now every girl from the burbs who wants to make it big has to pretend that they’re fighting imaginary male oppression if they wanna sell albums. The Dixie Chicks aren’t ready to play nice and will vote for John Kerry. Carrie Underwood will fuck up your car. Taylor Swift will write a song about how mean you were to her.

And everyone fell for it except Turtleboy. Literally no one. Google “Jase Dillan liar.” See all the sites that call her out on this. Zero. Here’s some excerpts from the Cosmo column:

Jase Dillan is a self-described tough city girl from Boston. So when she observed a man on a busy street secretly filming women’s crotches and backsides without their knowledge or consent, she didn’t stay quiet. She did something about it.

Oh man, what a TOUGH GIRL!!! Not a psychopath. A TOUGH GIRL!!! From BOSTON!!!! Don’t fuck with her or she’ll chase you down and yell at you in public. Then she’ll make a song about you and tell everyone how she had to cut you with a knife.


Here’s another interesting line:

It was when she spotted him filming two “very obviously” underage young girls (Dillan said they couldn’t have been older than 12 or 13) that she knew she couldn’t quietly observe him anymore. She immediately contacted a friend who is an officer with the Boston Police Department. He gave her a number to call to have an officer come out to take her statement and investigate.

But wait, before she said they couldn’t be any older than 14. Now they’re only 12 or 13? Hmmmm. Gee whiz, this story seems to get more and more theatrical the more times she tells it.

“Then I decided I wasn’t just going to let this guy get away.”

Carrie Underwood would’ve taken a Louisville slugger to both headlights, but she left that at home so she had to bust out the iPhone instead. But still, the country song theme remains – get revenge on the scumbag in the craziest way possible.

Dillan thought the public shame could be enough to deter him in the future. “That’s when I started raising my voice,” she said. “I wanted him to feel the shame that comes with a complete stranger violating your privacy.”

Privacy? What privacy? You weren’t taking a shit. You were walking in a public setting. There’s ZERO expectation of privacy while walking down Newbury Street.

“I basically turned the table on him,” she said. “Hopefully he got the message.”

Oh yea girl, you showed him!!! Seriously, I hope this guy loses his job or his marriage over this so he can sue the fuck out of this girl. She has ZERO proof of anything. Allegedly he was taping 12 year old girls, but conveniently she did NOT bust out the camera for that part, despite the fact that she claims she watched him do it for ten minutes, while sitting three feet away from him.


She said filming women without their consent is “the new version of sexual harassment.”

No. Just no. You don’t get to make up what sexual harassment is. You don’t get to make yourself a victim because you wanna write a song about it.

“Technically it is not illegal. It is perfectly leagal to film a clothed woman,” Dillan pointed out. “But does it make it right when you’re zooming in crotch and asses? No it does not. Just because it’s not technically illegal doesn’t make it right,”

Does it make it right? What the hell does that even mean? There’s legal, and then there’s illegal. There’s no right and wrong. This isn’t ethics class.

“Women worldwide need to stop being made to feel like they are in the wrong for standing up for themselves, because you’re not,” she said. “You’re a human just like everyone else, and you have the same rights.”

Ya see what she’s trying to do there? She’s trying to become the new pop icon hero to teen girls everywhere.

So did you fall for Jase Dillan’s bullshit? It’s OK. She fooled a lot of people. You believed what the media told you to believe. Not a single media outlet even QUESTIONED her. Everyone just took this woman’s word for it, and it turns out she’s probably lying about the whole thing so she can sell her crappy records that no one wants. Don’t worry, that’s what Turtleboy is for. We always get to the bottom of everything.


8 Comment(s)
  • Hyphenated Feminist
    August 17, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Jase. Fake country bimbo name for a fake country music “star”. Boston you know, the hotbed of country music, move over Nashville. What a no talent narcissistic vacuous gash. Of course all the dumb fuck pink pussy hat women cheer her on how brave.

  • Cletus
    August 17, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Any guy who is foolish enough to marry her deserves everything he’s got coming….I pray for you

  • vicxh
    August 17, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    Isn’t this last year’s version of Maude the Fraud?
    Same general symptoms, claims to be victims of abuse/rape, gets triggered by a joke or someone taking a pic. I suppose next she will be cheating in races …

  • John Wayne Bobbitt
    August 17, 2018 at 3:04 am

    Never stick your dick in crazy.

  • Turd Reversalist
    August 17, 2018 at 12:20 am

    Yeah, she’s attractive enough that pounding her brown star face up wouldn’t be too bad.
    Duct tape for the mouth would be a must, though.

  • StinkyPAttractsNobody
    August 16, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    She tried rocking the camel toe pants and not one person noticed. She went bat shit crazy that not one man onthe street wanted her pussy cat. In a rage she attacked this man for no good reason according to tabloid news sources

  • Bob
    August 16, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Hey, don’t be making fun of Buffy

  • Throbbing Member
    August 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Whatever. She’s hot as fuck.

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