Red Sox Fans Whining About This Harmless Slide By Manny Machado Are An Embarrassment

Red Sox Fans Whining About This Harmless Slide By Manny Machado Are An Embarrassment

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So Friday night Baltimore Orioles star Manny Machado took out Dustin Pedroia at second base while sliding into second base and attempting to break up a double play:

I don’t wanna watch a sport where this is a big deal. So he accidentally made contact with him during a slide. Shit happens. It’s sports. We’re Boston fans. We don’t need safe spaces.

But it’s become a big deal because a lot of Red Sox fans are whiny little naniburgers:

Oh for fuck’s sake. It’s baseball. He slid hard into second and Pedroia got a boo-boo. This is sports. When you play second based sometimes you get boo-boos. Did Machado start the slide late? Yup. He could’ve started a foot or two earlier. But once he started sliding, science took over. Not sure what he was supposed to do here. He slides into the big foot first:

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Then obviously his foot travels upwards, because, ya know, there’s a base there. After that it comes into contact with Pedey’s calf:

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And the first thing he did was get up and make sure he was alright.

So yea, if you’re a Red Sox fan whining about this like so many we’ve seen, just stop. You’re an embarrassment. Might I suggest a new franchise, such as the Montreal Canadiens, or whatever team LeBron James is playing for? You’ll fit in much better there.

P.S. Just sayin:




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15 Comment(s)
  • Madcow not Rachel
    April 24, 2017 at 8:33 am

    Farrell left his tampon in the dugout…..biggest pussy of them all.

  • BobnMic
    April 24, 2017 at 3:18 am

    Hey Wabbit. I thought we were beyond the past. Apparently not so with you it seems huh babe? These are are friends of mine speaking on my behalf and I did not ask them to chime up. So be careful. And we all know who you are etc etc etc. You do not want to go in this direction my friend. Trust me. Do not mention my name again or else you will fucking pay big time. Just move on to your stupid little perversion comments like you always do. Fucking pervert faggot. You want to test me? Just go right the fuck ahead. Keep making your fucking Mac burgers and shut the fuck up or else you will lose in a Big Mac way. You fucking feel me?

    • PaulnCat's Chat Shack
      April 24, 2017 at 9:11 am

      Friendly advice, Bob. This kind of response isn’t helping you or anyone for that matter. If Wabbit is some nobody, then why are you even giving his throw away comment the time it took to write this.

      • BobnMic
        April 24, 2017 at 2:58 pm

        I hear ya. My bad. Back to ignoring.

    • Wabbitt
      April 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      I have to be the one to tell you, but the voices in your head don’t count as friends.

      Like I said to “Matt” – I invite you to try digging something up. You won’t find anything. I’m possibly the most boring person alive. I either work or sit at home playing video games, or watching YouTube videos or Netflix.

      And I love how you keep shitting on my job. Yeah what a crazy concept – I have one. Is it the best job? No, but it pays my bills. So try coming up with a new zinger – this one is getting old.

  • Matt
    April 23, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    The pink hats here are about as fucked up as my former partner BobnMic trying to open up a facebook account under BobnMic and having it not suspended, but deleted twice in less than two weeks by some psycho heroin junkie bitch from Athol stalking him. Nice job there Marie Guilmette formerly known as ProfessorM. You really fucking think you are untouchable? Really?
    Newsflash sweatheart: Nobody is so calm the fuck down already before your actions comeback and bite you in the ass! You are fucking with a Cop! How fucking stupid can you be?

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      April 24, 2017 at 1:22 am


    • Wabbitt
      April 24, 2017 at 1:58 am

      It’s been over a year and the Bobnmic drama still isn’t over. For fucks sake can we just IP ban these chuds already?

      • Matt
        April 24, 2017 at 2:41 am

        Hey Burger maker. You want to get involved in this or just lay the fuck low? You decide. Like we don’t know how you are? Are you fucking serious. Do the right thing. Step off assfuck.

        • Matt
          April 24, 2017 at 2:43 am

          “who you are” I meant I and I know you know what I fucking meant asshole.

          • Matt
            April 24, 2017 at 2:50 am

            And to be true ‘how’ you are. You want us to go into your deep dark side fuck nut? You best shut the fuck up.

          • Wabbitt
            April 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm

            Hey Bob, did you make 4 usernames so you could keep up voting your nonsensical rambling? Seriously – go ahead and try going into my “dark side.” Ooh boy… You’ll find out I like porn of chicks with fat asses. So scandalous! Stop the presses – I’ve smoked pot twice! Better call my job about that blunt I smoked in 2007!

            By all means, start shit. I’ve never even had a run in with the cops, I pay my bills, and I’ve never done anything harder than Advil. I’m not scared of some dingbat on the internet who thinks he’s some kind of badass.

          • BobnMic
            April 26, 2017 at 9:15 pm

            Wabbitt. Let me do a 180 and try this a different way because pissing contests gets nobody anywhere on the internet. This I know this from pure experience. And I know you know that to be true.

            I am sorry for coming at you going as far back as last year. And “Matt” is not his real name for the record. I keep in touch with my old work cronies. He’s new to this kind of stuff so I explained to him that it is not worth it and no one wins. TBS don’t like it. Nobody does and it is not good for the blog which I do want to succeed and thrive.

            Lately I have buried the hatchet with a few of my former foes and I’d like to put you into that category as well. I am very serious. You can ask them if you want. You said recently that there was a time when none of this current stuff was going on and it was better. Well I agree with what you said. The bigger this blog gets – the more trolls it gets as well. That’s just a fact and it seems that is just how it goes.

            Again, I do apologize and I mean it. I believe I did support your idea of maybe going on TBS LIVE so I will stick to that mindset. Peace. Trying to keep it real. BobnMic.

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        April 24, 2017 at 8:01 pm

        I thought they had been blocked. Things were starting to get back to normal around here – none of these middle school trolls with their attention whoring comments.

        Was nice while it lasted.

  • Wabbitt
    April 23, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    Machado IS a scumbag, but this was clearly an accident. Pedroia is a tough mother and he’ll be back soon.

    Seriously – the pink hats need to grow a pair.

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