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Resistance To Tyranny Pays Off: Golf Clubs And Gun Stores Are Open For Business Again Because People Aren’t Taking Charlie Baker’s Bullshit Anymore


The citizens of Massachusetts are no longer putting up with Charlie Baker’s bullshit, and it’s leading to results. In the last 24 hours the following have been forced to be allowed to open up:

  1. Golf courses
  2. Gun shops

See that? That’s what happens when you tell the government to fuck off. And it’s all because of two patriots in Central Mass – Cara Cullen from Wachusett Country Club in West Boylston and Neil Lummis from Clearview Country Club in Millbury. The former flat out announced that she was opening, got the attention of Fox News, raised the questions that needed to be asked, and shamed Charlie Baker into giving in. The former went rogue and was basically open anyway, showing the absurdity of the Millbury Police Chief who had nothing better to do than to spy on people golfing.

As for the guns, it turns out a virus that presents no real danger to the vast majority of people reading this right now can’t be used to deny people their constitutional rights.

“There’s no justification here,” US District Judge Douglas P. Woodlock said during a two-hour virtual hearing, arguing he doesn’t see a fit “between the goals of the emergency declared by the Commonwealth and the burdening of the constitutional rights of the defendants in this narrow area.”

“I have enough information to say, in this very small corner of this emergency, we don’t surrender our constitutional rights,” the judge said. “These plaintiffs . . . have constitutional rights that deserve respect and vindication. And it becomes necessary for a court to do that.”

“There may be, in the background, a distaste or a lack of enthusiasm for the firearms industry in Massachusetts among political leaders. They’re entitled to their views as well. They just can’t transgress constitutional rights,” Woodlock said, saying he’s seen “a lack of enthusiasm to address this issue” from state officials.

Suck on that Charlie! This judge is great. These assholes have been able to get away with violating our rights because no one pushed back. The second people start pushing back we find out that they can’t actually do any of this over a Goddamn VIRUS!! Credit to all of these gun shops and citizens for not taking this bullshit lying down:

The plaintiffs included the operators of Troy City Tactical LLC in Fall River, Precision Point Firearms in Woburn, Shooting Supply LLC in Westport and Cape Gun Works in Hyannis as well as Michael McCarthy of Boston, William R. Biewenga of Wellfleet, Timothy Galligan of Easton, Jim Simmons of New Bedford, David Lantagne of Dunstable and Alfred Morin of Brewster.

It’s INSANE that either of these was ever banned, but the gun store closures is a much bigger deal. Nothing in the constitution says we have a right to golf, but the 2nd Amendment gives people the right to buy guns. And there has NEVER been a more important time to buy guns then right now. They outlawed our ability to protest AND arm ourselves. Just took the entire purpose for the Revolution and threw it out the window over a fucking DISEASE!! If you don’t think they’d do that again in a second you’re blind. Seriously, buy as many as you can immediately! The government is using their guns to arrest and threaten law abiding citizens for opening up their businesses, going to church, and golfing.

Make no doubt about it – this will end in bloodshed if the government doesn’t cut the shit. It’s really only a matter of time until a cop gets killed and a whole bunch of civilians go down with them. I’m not advocating for that, but it’s going to happen. People are desperate and their government is being run by tyrannical Karens. How do you think this ends?

But it doesn’t have to come to that. All you have to do is start standing up to these tyrants like gun shops and golf clubs did. Everyone else should start doing it too. Fuck Karen. Fuck Charlie. Fuck Team Lockdown.


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45 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    May 10, 2020 at 5:58 am

    When the supply lines are cut, law and order will break down, and only those who are armed will be able to protect themselves against the ones who will go door-to-door taking what they want. Unfortunately, Massachusetts disarmed many of its law abiding citizens when they revoked the FID cards which were good for life. Now, people will have to cower in their basements, just as they did when the Boston Marathon terrorist was on the run. And they still haven’t executed him.

  • Maura Healey
    May 8, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Why are you asking about shooting ranges? You can shoot in your back yard.

    • Skeevy Steve
      May 9, 2020 at 7:37 am


      I’m glad you care about shooting galleries and agree it’s just a disease

  • Willie Wanker
    May 8, 2020 at 11:53 am

    So the elite now disdains Springfield Firearms, Colt, and Smith and Wesson, companies that made their great great grandaddies
    rich and created their fat trust funds? Please tell me more.

  • Steve
    May 8, 2020 at 10:20 am

    Still no gun ranges allowed to open though.

    So I guess brand new gun owners will have to learn how to shoot in their backyards.

    Makes perfect sense.

    • Mountain Mike
      May 8, 2020 at 11:58 am

      What’s a gun range?

  • Payback Time
    May 8, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Now that a federal judge ruled that Baker and his lezbo AG violated the second amendment, I hope the gun store owners sue the fuck out of the state. They lost a lot of business due to their fuckery and they deserve to be made whole. On Howie Carr’s show yesterday (07 May), they played a soundbite from Charlie Faker that was comedic gold. When told about the judge’s ruling, he was so stunned he couldn’t fucking speak. Fuck him and the cunt he has for an AG.

    • Nelson Muntz
      May 8, 2020 at 12:31 pm

      Ol’ Chahlie thought he found a way to punish gun people. HA HA!

    • Maura’s 37 Lawsuits
      May 8, 2020 at 7:59 pm

      Maura Healey and her Judge wife are the biggest threat to 2A freedoms in Mass. She did an illegal gun grab in 2016 declaring “assault weapons” (semi-auto black scary rifles) banned by her executive order. Bitch doesn’t get to write laws as part of the executive branch. She’s pure fucking evil and dickless Charlie Parker just nods in agreement to whatever she says.

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 7, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    i like shooting golf balls.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's global warming proof
    May 7, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Maybe not the most popular governor now? Was he ever? Like all MA Republican governors….just frontmen to placate the masses that there is some parity but really a complicit globalist socialist. Same as Mitt.

  • It's Very Refreshing...
    May 7, 2020 at 10:31 pm see a court, any court, uphold 2nd amendment rights.

    This state sucks!

  • John Lennon
    May 7, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    ….Imagine all the people…….
    ….Defying all decrees…..

    TB was first with the golf courses defying “orders”, not laws.

  • Felt good to swing the wrenches
    May 7, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Just played 9 holes. This walking bullshit has to end, but the course was in great condition and my driver was on. Now we just need carts and dogs at the turn.

  • A.J. Baker
    May 7, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Man my dad is the best, I hope we keep wearing get away masks forever. Do you know how many boobs I’ve grabbed in public. Too bad the middle seats on the planes are empty.

  • Sam the Stoner
    May 7, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Recreational pot stores next…

  • Greg
    May 7, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Using the word tyranny to describe closing a golf course during a pandemic really makes you sound like an idiot.

    • Sodomite City GnR
      May 7, 2020 at 5:00 pm

      Sort of like when they closed the bath houses down because of fags with aids

    • True Reality Speaks
      Greg Prefers To Watch CNN
      May 7, 2020 at 7:52 pm

      Every comment you post PROVES you are an idiot. Keep trying though – evena broken clock is right twice a day.

    • Fuck You
      May 7, 2020 at 8:04 pm

      The only idiot here is you, fuckhead. Go back to the glory hole, those dicks ain’t gonna suck themselves.

    • GREG is a cuck
      May 8, 2020 at 4:11 am

      Fuckin ay, this cuck Greg is back?

      Do you lack the intelligence to look at the overall picture? He wasn’t using tyranny to describe JUST a golf course closed you idiot. More like the state is dictating when small business owners cannot make their own choices and reopen their doors. As well as telling us all to wear masks IN PUBLIC. Gun shops being closed is a HUGE infringement on our rights. All of these things are. They take away our ability to work, take away our ability to spend our down time doing things like playing golf or whatever the hobby may be. This is America. They can’t do these things.

      …Why do you keep coming back and reading this blog? lol

  • kingsraisins
    May 7, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    I’ve been saying for weeks that all it’s going to take is one or two large employers to announce they will open regardless of what Baker says. Then, like with golf, Baker will run to them and make the whole thing seem planned. If he announces on May 18th that we will be reopening on June 8th, I’m pretty sure lots of restaurants, etc., are just going to reopen anyway. Then, he will be forced to reassess his strategy, make it all seem planned, declare victory, and move on. He is embarrassing himself nationally, as all of the talk shows are picking up how ridiculous it is to fine a person $300 for not wearing a mask, despite most local PD’s refusing to enforce this. Let the Baker/Polito administration be a good cautionary tale for what happens when you let the Karens dictate societal terms and shout down common sense. The only reason Polito is in all of these meetings is because all the bars on Shrewsbury St are closed down and she has nowhere else to spend her mornings/mid-days.

  • randiguy2006
    Fer sure
    May 7, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    LOL, tyranny averted.

    Rich guys can hit their little white ball around.
    But schmucks still can’t get coffee at Cumby’s without a mask.


    • whatevuh
      May 7, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      ummm, only rich people play golf? Are you actually as stupid as that sounds?

  • Outstanding
    May 7, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    “There may be, in the background, a distaste or a lack of enthusiasm for the firearms industry in Massachusetts among political leaders. They’re entitled to their views as well. They just can’t transgress constitutional rights,” Woodlock said, saying he’s seen “a lack of enthusiasm to address this issue” from state officials.”

    Jesus H Christ, God Bless this judge because he is a rare breed in this libtard state of Dementia.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Sleepy Creepy Quid Pro Quo Joe
    May 7, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I wouldn’t mind getting her on the back nine.

  • Not So Fast Says Mr. PARKER
    May 7, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    Charlie has been telling those in the C-suite in certain industries that June 8th is the date for opening now.
    May 18th is a false date and Mr. Parker wont tell the truth.

    He plans on announcing the June 8th day on May 18th.

    Real leaders tell the truth .

      May 7, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      TWO WEEKS!!!!

      • Math Made Easy
        May 7, 2020 at 6:51 pm

        Actually 3 more weeks plus the week and a half left makes 4.5 weeks.

    • Sparkey McMurphy
      May 7, 2020 at 7:03 pm

      Pisser! Just in the nick of time to celebrate my birthday!

  • Picatinny Railer
    May 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Hey! We have the Trinity restored!
    Booze and Tobacco withstood their assaults from progressives and FEDs, and Firearms are still under siege, even in the state that brought the manufacturing science and brilliance to gunsmithing and manufacturing.

  • One Time
    May 7, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Just wait until this pandemic picks back up or something hits. The power hungry libs will shut it all down again. Yes, we got our golf courses and gun stores open. It can happen 100x over again. It is the one time we don’t win and the libs keep them shut down for good.

  • Captain Obvious
    May 7, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    LOL at “this will end in bloodshed.” No, it won’t. You guys are all talk, thoroughbred pussies. Everyone in this whole situation is annoying – myself included. It’s just a cluster fuck. But bloodshed? Nope. All these keyboard revolutionaries talk a big game but will not do shit about it except keep up the bellyaching until everything is opened back up and then claim victory. In reality, mayyyybe you accelerated the process marginally? Congrats.

    Half of you MA and NH wannabe rednecks think that you can rant and rave about the 2nd Amendment because you posed for a picture on social media at some gun range that you’ve been to once or twice. Just because you do this and go to Countryfest doesn’t make you “country” in any way. You’re from a very populous state and likely grew up within 10 miles of a major city.

    I’m happy things are opening up too, but Jesus Christ – shut the fuck up.

    • Harry Bowles
      May 7, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      You’re “obviously” a douche for what you wrote about people wanting to protect their gun rights. So according to you, just because they haven’t owned a gun since they were 6 or didn’t grow up on a cattle ranch means they shouldn’t speak out about the 2nd Amendment?

      • Captain Obvious
        May 7, 2020 at 3:47 pm

        Nope. Not what I said. Try re-reading and give it another go. Reading comprehension is important.

        • Harry Bowles
          May 7, 2020 at 4:41 pm

          OK Captain, so then what did you say, exactly? Astonish me with your brain power.

        • Comments Curmudgeon
          May 7, 2020 at 4:45 pm

          Reading comprehension is important, but so is the ability to write in a manner that gets a point across, makes an argument, amuses, or entertains. Your literary spittle did none of that. Try again, Captain Condescending.

    • Captain Obviously A Pussy
      May 7, 2020 at 5:04 pm

      Allah ahkbar eat cock like you do on a daily basis csptain fuckface

  • The logical Libertarian
    May 7, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    The language in this blog is strong but it’s accurate. Politicians forget that WE tell them what to do, not the other way around. King George III was a fucking KING, and we wouldn’t let him tell us what to do. Do you as politicians think we’re going to let you shit on us??? Please! Go fuck yourselves. Next time ask nicely instead of ordering us. Maybe then we’ll listen. Maybe.

  • Mickster
    May 7, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Hooray . Now they can go back to selling the limited types of guns, that Ma allows them to sell . Fuck MH as well !!!

    • Yeah!
      May 7, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      Fuck MH, I can’t stand the Miami Heat either!

      Go Celts!

  • bill fleming
    May 7, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    The walls are tumbling down first golf and guns next masks

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 7, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Am I still being censored for pointing out the hypocrisy of the race baiting, fear mongering propaganda from yesterdays blog or can I comment again

    • Pepe Le Pew
      May 7, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      1st amendment rights only apply to Turtle, not to anyone else. He is not deserving of any critical feedback nor will tolerate any…

    • Tormented Spic
      May 7, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      Señor, espero que no

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