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Revere Chick Who Tried Buying Food Stamps From Holla Akbar Is A Craigslist Hooker Who Robs Johns And Threatens To Call Immigration On Them

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Revere Chick Who Tried Buying Food Stamps From Holla Akbar Is A Craigslist Hooker Who Robs Johns And Threatens To Call Immigration On Them

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Earlier today we blogged about this pubewaffle from Revere who sells other people’s food stamps on Facebook and will deliver them to your door:

Unfortunately his only taker was Nichole Marie:

Turns out her real name is Nichole Mathieson, and she’s a Craigslist hooker who trolls the site, replying to ads for discounted basket lunches, then robs and extorts the Johns. She was recently arrested for it too:

A man who reportedly came to a Nahant Avenue home to pay a woman for sex ended up being robbed by the very woman he had sought. Police found the man on the street sweating and out of breath, and reporting that he had been robbed. First, he told police that he had gone to the building to do some construction work around 1:30 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 8. He met a woman there and she instructed him to leave his tools in one room and follow her. At that point, she said she had to take a phone call and left the room.

She never came back.

The man said he found her outside in his car with his keys and his wallet and rifling through his belongings. The man forced her out of the car and a struggle ensued as he pinned her against the fence and tried to call police. She threatened to have him deported, and in the struggle, got away. However, when police continued speaking with the man, he eventually came clean (or, rather, dirty) and admitted he had been responding to a sex for a fee ad on Craigslist. There had been no construction work. He provided e-mails from the woman that indicated solicitation for a fee. However, no sex act occurred, and he had been taken.

The woman was found a short distance away and said she was walking to Dunkin’ Donuts to get coffee when the man grabbed her. However, she was walking in the wrong direction from Dunks and the story didn’t match up. She also had a passport in her possession that came from the man’s car. Nichole Mathieson, 112 Augustus St., was charged with breaking and entering a vehicle in the day for a felony, larceny over $250 and larceny under $250.

Oh snap!! This guy got Costanzaed!

If you can’t trust a Craigslist hooker from Revere then who can ya trust? And what are the odds that some Revere crotchnectar in the market for food stamps would also be a day time Craigslist prostitute? Pretty high actually.

What I don’t understand is, what kind of grown ass man gets robbed by someone like this?

She’s five foot nothing, a hundred nothing, and more than likely has trouble walking in a straight line. I love how she told him she was gonna turn his ass into immigration if he tried to resist too. Would be hilarious if this dude was illegal, and this chick specifically targets illegals because she knows they can’t do shit to her.

Seriously though, this guy was asking for it. Who gets a 1:30 PM blowjob in a run down industrial building? And what kind of Craiglist hooker works those kind of hours. Shouldn’t they be sleeping all day in preparation for their next bender? Either way, I guarantee you when she had those food stamps delivered to her house she had absolutely no intention of paying for them.

FAX!!

13 Comment(s)
  • Addiction is a Choice not a Disease
    January 4, 2018 at 7:54 am

    She was beautiful, looks probably helped her get away with too much made her careless think she’s immortal or immune, the ink is shit, still a good foundation if she can get her mind healthy then her body.

    You want a cleanse or detox, get up early work all day, drink water by the quart, eat regular meals, exercise doesn’t matter what, walk, run, crossfit, lift, bike, more water, eat, go to bed early repeat, and lots of fucking with a clean partner fucking, sucking and licking are important for human bonding and a sense of wellness. So get out there and fuck all you can with a clean partner. Give a rimjob get a rimjob… as Bill Clinton used to say. Women gobble up all the sperms and cum fluid you can from a clean partner, its a natural anti depressant.

    For you gingers and street hookers a junkie in a wheel chair who craps his pants isn’t a clean partner, ten to fifty different guys a day isn’t a clean partner, people you meet under the bridge or in the shelter aren’t clean partners.

    Clean partners don’t use needles, aren’t prostitutes don’t use prostitutes, don’t use drugs, hep-c is easily spread by sharing a coke straw, they don’t have sex with randos, best way to tell if your partner is clean is stay celibate if you have to axe the question. Stock up on D batteries or by a sawzall with the dildo attachement. Guys if you need more than your hand and imagination you have a problem.

  • Bean town Bomber
    January 4, 2018 at 12:40 am

    The hilarious thing is Nichole’s brother Ryan gives a much better hummer than she could ever sell! Pop on down to Beantown on Bennington St. and no EBT funds required. This LGBT crusader will do a Holly Akbar on any skin flute, and cum off better than Benjamin Raspell ever did in Silence of the Wombs.

    • Ryan
      January 8, 2018 at 7:06 pm

      Haha funny thing is u won’t even put ur name right? Nice try we don’t live in east Boston u dumb fuck!!! Pathetic ass losers

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 4, 2018 at 12:11 am

    This is your girl if you fantasize about banging muppets.
    Rod o’ Justice is experiencing an EBT moment.
    Extra Big Tingle.
    Yep, bet that Elmo doll looking mouth opens real wide when she gets to hollering about her balloon knot being roughly untied in an uncompen$ated way.

  • Vicxh
    January 3, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    I would meed to examine her food stamps closely.

  • hmmm
    January 3, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    “First, he told police that he had gone to the building to do some construction work around 1:30 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 8. He met a woman there and she instructed him to leave his tools in one room…”

    So much double entendre here…

  • Bukkake Bonzai
    January 3, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    would

    with a banana and a broomstick

    • E Boyler (aka lil Wanker)
      January 3, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      Call me?

    • Truff Hurts
      January 15, 2018 at 11:06 am

      Looks likeshe could suck the bristles out of a broom…..thru the handle.

  • JoeMomma
    January 3, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    Well, she’s not going to get rich as a hooker…..

  • Stunt Penis
    January 3, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Face looks a little rough in one of those pics (no makeup, obviously)…. but… still wood.

    • Danza
      January 3, 2018 at 1:39 pm

      100%

    • Snarf
      January 3, 2018 at 1:42 pm

      Agreed

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