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Yesterday we published this blog about a Revere rapper who started a fundraiser for $20,000 so that he can go up and down the east coast pursuing his rap career. William “Billy Baggz” Bagnera is a 34 year old with two kids and a criminal record, who obviously decided that this would be the ideal time to put all his eggs in one basket. He claims to own a roofing company, but that might actually be a spelling mistake and he meant to say, “roofie company.” Not sure.
Either way no one is donating to his fundraiser:
Despite the immensity of his rap talents:
And it appears as if he’s not happy, but still is kind of happy about the blog written about him:
Turns out he knows who North Shore Turtlebabe is:
Sorry Billy Baggz, but I’m not into rappers. I like men who have, ya know, jobs. Stuff like that.
That’s when he stopped what he was doing to message Deskie and let her know what he was gonna do about it….
Oh no, please don’t kill Deskie!!
Turns out he’s just killing us in a figurative sense with another scathing rap video. Which, I’m not gonna lie, is getting me kind of turned on. I’ve never personally been the subject of a Turtleboy response rap video like Ice Pube did:
Hope he credits me by name too!! Just be kind to Abi. Her IBS can’t handle being shit on. Although at the same time, Deskie strikes me as the kind of gal who wouldn’t mind someone shitting on her. Literally. Don’t get any idea William!!!
Don’t tease me with your Big Billy Baggz!!!
He’s got the first verse written apparently, and it’s so good that it’s gonna “put this page out of business for false content”:
We had a good run turtle riders. Thanks for supporting us while we existed, but we’ve obviously run into an unstoppable force of nature:
The groupies who refuse to donate to his fundraiser but freeload off his hot beats anyway are equally as excited:
But despite the donations that he claims our blog on him brought to the fundraiser, he’s still decided to shut it down….
Oh good, we’re his new charity case!!
What time’s the diss tracking coming Billy Baggz? We’ll be anxiously waiting. God knows you don’t have to let work get in the way. Because, ya know, fuck work. And if you’d like to come on Turtleboy Live next week with Uncle Turtleboy, I’m sure he’d be thrilled to have you on too.