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Yesterday we published this blog about a Revere rapper who started a fundraiser for $20,000 so that he can go up and down the east coast pursuing his rap career. William “Billy Baggz” Bagnera is a 34 year old with two kids and a criminal record, who obviously decided that this would be the ideal time to put all his eggs in one basket. He claims to own a roofing company, but that might actually be a spelling mistake and he meant to say, “roofie company.” Not sure.
Either way no one is donating to his fundraiser:
Despite the immensity of his rap talents:
And it appears as if he’s not happy, but still is kind of happy about the blog written about him:
Turns out he knows who North Shore Turtlebabe is:
Sorry Billy Baggz, but I’m not into rappers. I like men who have, ya know, jobs. Stuff like that.
That’s when he stopped what he was doing to message Deskie and let her know what he was gonna do about it….
Oh no, please don’t kill Deskie!!
Turns out he’s just killing us in a figurative sense with another scathing rap video. Which, I’m not gonna lie, is getting me kind of turned on. I’ve never personally been the subject of a Turtleboy response rap video like Ice Pube did:
Hope he credits me by name too!! Just be kind to Abi. Her IBS can’t handle being shit on. Although at the same time, Deskie strikes me as the kind of gal who wouldn’t mind someone shitting on her. Literally. Don’t get any idea William!!!
Don’t tease me with your Big Billy Baggz!!!
He’s got the first verse written apparently, and it’s so good that it’s gonna “put this page out of business for false content”:
We had a good run turtle riders. Thanks for supporting us while we existed, but we’ve obviously run into an unstoppable force of nature:
The groupies who refuse to donate to his fundraiser but freeload off his hot beats anyway are equally as excited:
But despite the donations that he claims our blog on him brought to the fundraiser, he’s still decided to shut it down….
Oh good, we’re his new charity case!!
What time’s the diss tracking coming Billy Baggz? We’ll be anxiously waiting. God knows you don’t have to let work get in the way. Because, ya know, fuck work. And if you’d like to come on Turtleboy Live next week with Uncle Turtleboy, I’m sure he’d be thrilled to have you on too.
Why is nobody blasting him for being a stone cold rat and doing controlled buys for revere pd and the state police narcs?? Fuck all his shitty rap tracks and IPhone rap videos his gay in the closet demeanor or that stupid ass hair! Dudes a RAT JUNK BOX who has two kids no job and does uninsured roofing jobs with other junky rats like Anthony Spinney (look that shit bum up) for $100 and a bundle of dope!! …. what a fuckin clown he and all his followers are
He has 2 kids Not 1
Just hearing the word Revere makes me puke in my mouth. Need a ride to the airport tomorrow, 8am. CLEAN THE FUCKING FAST FOOD WRAPPERS OUT BEFORE YOU PICK ME UP THIS TIME, YOU FAT PIG BALLBAG!!!
I can’t wait to hear this..
Whoa TB…bagballah, shot callah…coming for you! Shaking in your shell, lol!! Get a job baggy.
Hip Hop is a musical style specifically for and by straight, proud, BLACK men. I can’t have my young lions exposed to this nonsense from some sort of white, submissive, addicted vermin. Know your role, cracker. Also, strong, proud, lions should be able to take a Ptour on holidays. Just saying…
anyone wanna bet he’s also a Uber driver in his ‘spare time’ ? He looks like every one I’ve ever seen . . . Billy Badass . . . tough guy
DESKIE 4 PRESIDENT. She is a freaking gem.
“…run into an unstoppable force of nature…”
Cause I ain’t seen a set of moobs that desperate for a visit to Victoria’s Secret since those heffers in the Chickopee Wal-Mart.
Just stay a flight of stairs above him and y’all will be set, Turtle Crew.
So, rather than be productive and take care of his kids he rather be a failure? He will wind up dead like all useless rapping junkies
I actually like his act, pretty good. And hes right, this is free publicity.
Dont hate the player AMIRITE?
No, you’re one of his toolbox butt buddies. Fuck, Revere is stupid.
“I actually like his act, pretty good.”
Unfortunately, his rapping is terrible (sucks balls) and it’s cringe-worthy (but entertaining).
“And hes right, this is free publicity.”
Like “Wanted Posters” and mugshots. AMIRITE?
“Dont hate the player AMIRITE?”
Unfortunately, he’s no player. Looks like he got played.
Randy, Did someone suck your dick? Did you hold on to the eagles nest hairdoo?
Randy, seriously, I don’t hate guy. I think his stuff is just meh but not horrible. You really think he has the chops to be big locally let alone nationally?
Yesterday I mentioned that I worked with a guy whose daughter won Star Search 15-20 years ago maybe longer, I’m too lazy to look it up. The prize was $100K and a deal with Sony records. You think you see 2 parts: $100K AND A deal with Sony records. Not really. The deal was production costs came out of her $100K. Sony more or less had the right to first refusal. “nope – we don’t like it” back to the studio, record some more , “nope we don’t like it” ,etc… Before you know it the $100K was gone because the studio costs were coming out of her $100K. And this girl could sing, really sing. Before her father retired he told me she was doing studio vocals as a backup singer for stars and jingles for commercials. Which was more or less what she was doing before she won.
Do some reading on the winners of these TV talent contests. They have instant name recognition from winning. How many do you remember every being remotely successful after the show ended? Your guy has a really late start age wise in this game.
Nothing wrong trying to make the dream come true. I get that. I just don’t think it is going to happen for him.
The other thing is I don’t think that a rapper getting noticed on this web site is going to do the rapper much good. Something tells me this is not a site where many people are into rap.
What a fucking loser. 34 years old, two kids and he’s out recording shitty songs hoping to strike it rich. You sure are a real man Billy “Baggz”
Get a fucking job, man up and try to prevent those kids from becoming the loser their junkie father is.
I can’t lie, I haven’t been this excited since I found out I didn’t get herpes for smashing out that 45 year old kitty cat stripper from the squire with no condom. I wouldn’t be telling the truth if I said my cock wasn’t in a permanent chub for the last hour just waiting for this diss track. Wonder what he’s going to say? Will it be like Eminem’s verse in 8 mile when he destroyed Papa Doc? I just swallowed 3 blue footballs and smoked an oolie because the anxiety and suspense is killing me. Billy, if your reading this, I will personally buy you an 8 ball of some fish scale and cook it up myself if you drop this diss within the next hour. YaFakt!
Come on, none y’all even thot of callin me “Douche Baggz”?
Getting pegged in my pompadour,
I begged and got some more,
Looks like I’m gonna get her,
thanks to my white anchor sweater.
Poetry, sheer poetry
Hey big fella, you wanna hook up and vape and maybe suck each other’s dicks? No pressure.
He looks like the fat gay Turkish guy from the crazy ward in “Midnight Express”
Hey Silly ballbag. For starters you suck it’s why nobody buys ya shit. 2. You’ll never take down the turtle 3. Same as the first one. You suck Get a job cuz ya never gonna make past Facebook. Looser
Shit, that fat tub of shit ain’t gonna be around for long. He’ll be sucking at the diabetes teat before too long (if he ain’t already there) and then he can rap about how “the man” took his rotten feet. Maybe he can get with that Delgado whale and they can share the blood testing things – win, win! Buh bye, you fat fuck!
OMG – Every time I see Abi interacting, I feel like I won the lottery in internet fuckery. I ADORE her.
Wait, do we not have an intrastate Biggie Smalls vs. Tupac beef?
How will Turtlebabe respond?