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Reverend Ratchet Hilariously Claims Cops Would Have Murdered Him, Dirty Deletes A Bunch Of Posts, Family Proves To Be More Trashtastic Than You Could Ever Imagine

Earlier this week, the good Lord blessed us with His bounty in the form of this most fake Pastor who has ever committed a crime right in a church and immediately suffered the consequences, Joseph Rizutti Sr. of Worcester.

Pastor Joe was cuffed, tased and subsequently arrested and charged after he blocked them from speaking to a woman and hit them with a door as they tried to get into his church to investigate a case of “custodial interference”.

He then went full-on “fuck 12” ratchet on his Facebook page in some very un-pastorly posts anti-police posts, that have since by deleted by the good Rev. Ratchet.

“I have souls to save and shit, Joe, I can’t keep explaining this to you.”

Has he walked back on his anti-police rhetoric after taking some time to reflect, repent, and confer with God, perhaps? Is Rev. Ratchet Rizutti now a changed man, an even stronger leader for his delicate flock?

LOLZ, No. He still hates Johnny Law! He’s not sorry, and he’s now saying that the cops probably would have murdered him, if not for the room full of screeching onlookers surrounding him while the cops lit his ass up like Sodom and Gomorrah.


7 News Boston: 

“A preacher who was tased by police inside a church in Worcester over the weekend says one of the responding officers “wanted to knock him out” because they were unable to properly subdue him.

Officers responding to the Cornerstone Baptist Church on Sunday night were greeted by 55-year-old Joseph Rizzuti, who allegedly blocked them from speaking to a woman and slammed a door into them as they followed him.

Police say an officer later used a stun gun to gain control over Rizzuti during a struggle that ensued.

“I was tased while I was laying on the ground prone, with my hands out,” Rizzuti told 7NEWS. “He decided that because he was small and couldn’t put my hands behind my back, he wanted to knock me out. It didn’t work, so he went to the next step, and started pounding on me.”

In a video of the incident captured on a cellphone, a panicked bystander could be heard screaming, “Why are you doing this? You’re hurting him!”

Police say Rizzuti was interfering in a child custody case but he denied slamming a door on the officers.

“The door they kicked in is the door they’re claiming they got hit with but that would have to match up with their story,” Rizzuti said. “There are two stories.”

Rizzuti told 7’s Steve Cooper that that situation would have been a lot worse if his church wasn’t filled with so many people.

“I believe that if I had been alone in that building, most likely I would have been murdered in that building by these police officers,” he said. “Fortunately, there were 25 to 30 people there, and they could not get away with it.” “

Chill out, G-Unit. Nobody wants to murder your dumb ass. What the fuck kind of church are you running here, exactly? One straight out of The Godfather? I have no idea what is going on in this man’s head. If you don’t want to get cuffed, tased and dropped to the ground like Mana from heaven, maybe don’t resist arrest and act like a fucking moron. You would think a religious leader in some capacity would understand that. Or do they just really do religion a lot different in Worcester than the rest of the world?

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man an EBT card, and he’ll sell the shit every first of the month.


Either way, after looking into the Rizutti family a bit, I am 98% certain this cop-hating chudstuffer of a fraud is entirely full of holy shit.

Black Jesus isn’t buying it, either. 

First of all, Uncle Turtleboy has lived in or around Worcester his entire life, and has never even heard of this “Cornerstone Bible Baptist Church” where the Pastor may occasional end up face down and cuffed before the eyes of God and his congregation.  So let’s look a little closer at the esteemed House of the Holy Spirit, praising the Lord one lost soul at a time in the heart of Worcester, MA.

The first thing to be noted here, I think, is the the Church looks very little like a church, and much more like a check cashing store or sketchy bodega.


It is located conveniently right on the corner of a trash-and-needle strewn street in terrible disrepair, and next to an Ethnic Mini-Mart with bedsheets for curtains and zero off-street parking.


It’s also across the street from what appears to be a liquor store/tenement 2-for-1 building,


And just a stone’s throw away from this windowless trap house of intrigue and wonder.


So the Lord really blessed them with prime real estate there. If you don’t happen to be shot down and meet your maker on the way in to the church, you can tempt fate some more by joining the congregation in beating the neighborhood panhandlers and hookers to the busy intersection on the corner, so you can hand a poster with a graphic-looking crucifix scene to one of your kids to hold up while you yell at passing vehicles about Jesus and eternal damnation.



Sounds great. As far as Spiritual leadership goes, I do regret to inform you that the Reverend Ratchet, is in fact NOT the church’s official spiritual leader. I’m honestly not sure what he is, because he hates the police, calls himself an “evangelist” at some times and a “pastor” at others, and it appears he claims to have attended a religious institution

That doesn’t even seem to exist. Not that it’s shocking information or anything. He got arrested feet from the pulpit, for fuck’s sake.


Cornerstone Bible Baptist Church’s Pastor is actually this fucking guy:


Rev. Ratchet’s son, Joe Rizzuti, Jr.


Who apparently just had to buy some hair pomade and change in to his court close, and then, HALLELUJAH:


He is now God’s chosen mouthpiece. Seriously, according to the Church’s weird, shitty website, he has no other apparent qualifications to be leading lost souls to Salvation whatsoever,

….Except for maybe the “Christian family” he was born in to. And they seem lovely. Of course we all now know what kind of person his fake-pastor Dad is…..the kind of humble servant of God who says shit like this about cops,

After being arrested for interfering with their investigation into “custodial interference”, AKA, stealing yo’ babies back from the DCF fairy.  The woman in question hasn’t been named publicly, but I’d bet money on it being on of Rev. Ratchet’s super classy daughters. They all seem to fit the type.

Maybe it was Angelica?


Looks like the product of a pious Christian upbringing. She was arrested in 2017 for three counts of assault and battery:


And even appears to have her own Spiritual calling, “Ghetto Gospel Ministries”.

So full of Divine Grace.


Or maybe it was Rachel?


Rachel was arresting for her part in a vicious beating that left a 46-year old man in critical condition in 2014,


Allegedly selling her benzos in 2018,


Oh, yeah, and she was a the car with her son in 2007 when her then-boyfriend decided it wise to shoot at the vehicle. 


She surely seems to be walking with the Lord.


Or maybe Pastor Fuck the Po-lice was protecting Rhonda?


Rhonda certainly carries herself like a faithful and modest Lamb of God.


She was arrested in 2013 for assault and battery:

And then again a few months later for driving around after her license was revoked for being a habitual traffic offender.

Unfortunately, Jesus did not take the wheel very often for her.


Or maybe Padre Rizzuti took a taster to the back so Kasandra could get away from the cops?


She was arrested in 2009 at the tender age of just 17 for credit fraud and a warrant.

That same year, she hit a pedestrian with her car.


And more recently, in 2018, she was arrested for larceny.

Pastor Degenerate had a fifth daughter, but she unfortunately died of a drug overdose last year. You know, just a bunch of typical Preacher’s daughters, living their best lives in the image of God.



They sure seem like a wholesome, pious, God-fearing Christian family. Definitely the type to run a legitimate church, nothing to see here. I just want to know how people like this end up in charge of any sort of religious organization? Like, did they just fall in to this by accident, or what? It just seems like the entire family is the issue here. One, or even two kids with a criminal history? Ok, maybe it’s just shit luck. But every single one of them, and you call yourself an “Evangelist?” I don’t know, man. I’ve bought Louis Vuitton out of the back of a van parked in an alleyway that looked less fake than this “Church”.




42 Comment(s)
  • non of ya buisness
    September 15, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    This article is biased in many ways. You only post the negative things about this pastor,but you what you won’t post is something that might discredit you. Like you out right lie about him hating police. Here is a post along with many others that show his love for police , and how he prays for them.

    Joseph Rizzuti
    August 29 at 11:47 AM ·
    There are men, women, and even K9 that have and will lay down their life for a stranger. Prayers are lifted daily for all who dare wear the uniform and be held accountable before Jesus Christ himself for all actions taken in the line of duty. A high calling not to be taken lightly. God Protect and give Wisdom to each one that serves the community and protects the rights and freedoms our fathers died for. Amen

  • non of ya buisness
    September 15, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    You see messed up people, and what Jesus sees is people He shed His blood for. Nobody here hasn’t broken at least one of the ten commandments which is Gods standard by the way to make it to heaven. In Gods eyes sin is sin. Jesus sacrifice covers past and present sin when you surrender to Him, and if you apply Gods word to your life you become a new creation. Transformation does not happen over night. It takes a long time to change, and nobody is perfect. You see a messy family. I see broken people who Jesus loves, and a testimony coming out of this when This family decides to continue to let God transform their lives over time. What better testimony of Gods love grace and mercy than a messed up family like this, and many other families including my own being transformed over time by Gods grace. You all have something that if it was put on blast you would be ashamed. You judge this man and his family more harshly, because they are Christians, but none of you are perfect or without sin by Gods standard. What I see is a Christian and people who made mistakes. This whole Idea that Christians need to be perfect or else they are not Christians is garbage and the bible doesn’t reference it or support it.

    • non of ya buisness
      September 15, 2019 at 1:09 pm

      Oh and btw none of the disciples or the apostles had seminary degrees. So your reference about Joe Jr. not being qualified is just as dumb as this article.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 1, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Theres more ratchets in that family than in a Craftsman tool display.

  • Rev. Dirty Mutt
    August 31, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    That be me bro, a sure fire god fearin dirty mutt

  • Lets Mske A Show About Reprobates
    August 31, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Its been said that the Showtime series Shamless was based off this “family”
    What a bunch of utter shitbags

  • Horny but Honest Harry
    August 31, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Who else zoomed in on the tit?

    • Pastor Joe
      August 31, 2019 at 3:55 pm

      I left my holy Cum Union juice on it.

  • Report Them
    August 31, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    What a family of trash. Why are the biggest shitbags always the most impressed with themselves
    All the pictures they post acting like they are something special when in reality they are all shit
    Hope they get sent to jail for attacking the police and the ITS busts them for tax fraud.

  • Mr. Leahy
    August 31, 2019 at 8:51 am

    L. Ron Hubbard said:

    “You don’t get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.”
    Starting a ghetto church is just a small scale version of starting a religion. Collect cash donations and put them in your pocket…

  • Dee
    August 31, 2019 at 6:33 am

    You all have much time on your hands nevermind being the idiot you are and spewing hatred about things you know absolutely nothing about you are nothing but another fascist blogger with followers who have no lives and probably all live and their mothers basements. That’s why in the end the Second Amendment will come in handy against fascists like you when the time comes. And that time is sooner than you all think. It’s the first amendment that lets you talk nonsense and lie with no repercussion. Until the day we Stamp Out fascism you can keep up what you’re doing by spreading lies and spewing hate. I feel sorry for you God bless America

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 31, 2019 at 9:57 am

      Reminds me of the commercial or ad of eggs frying in a pan – “This is your brain when using drugs.” Same thing, only using words. LOL

    • Judge Judy
      August 31, 2019 at 12:17 pm

      You would be ineligible to have a firearm because of your criminal history, mental illness and drug use. What that means is you shouldn’t legally have a firearm and you’re a massive piece of shit

    • Dr. King
      September 3, 2019 at 8:31 am

      BINGOOO!! Within the first four sentences I hit the Far-Left Bingo! Anyone else need Bingo Cards?

  • Non profit scam lords
    August 31, 2019 at 5:24 am

    This right here is tb investigative journalism at its best. You guys could do a series on sham non-profits in Massachusetts once a week and never run out of material.
    In rundown cities with lots of poverty, non-profits come in and buy up realty, which takes it off the tax rolls and rsises the burden for other property owners. It’s a big scam.
    I love the graphics in this story!!

  • Rev. Anonymous
    August 31, 2019 at 2:10 am

    I’ve known different Ministers who worked in all kinds of neighborhoods.
    Some had a storefront on the shittiest street like this one, others renovated a house, some even set up in what is basically warehouse space.
    Some were straight, others dirty as the day is long.
    Some don’t have a particular space to call their church but for where they stand.
    Look for the ones that do the good works without a lot of fanfare and posturing, not just talking the good words.
    Worry less about someone adept at reciting scripture and seek the one that gives it to you straight, in a way that makes you think.
    As an aside, some have kids that go astray or rebel against the parents. It’s not always a reflection on the parenting skills, not in this day and age of non-accountability and the demonizing of the disciplinarian kind of parent.
    Enjoy your holiday weekend and God Bless.

    • Silencio Dogood
      August 31, 2019 at 2:47 am


    • Rev. A.
      September 3, 2019 at 12:01 am

      Six down votes?
      Alrighty then, heathens.
      Hellfire awaits for your wretched souls.

  • Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz
    August 31, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Running a church in the ghetto has always been a good gig. Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson can attest to that. Some tax shields and benefits, pastor-flock confidentiality, disappearing collection plates. Maybe even an extra EBT card or too. Sermons can be downloaded for free or invented on the spot. Some music helps it all go down a little easier. Always an available parishoner or two who feel lonely and frisky.

  • Rumpled Foreskin
    August 30, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    First off, these kids are a product of how they were raised. Frauds raised by a fraud himself. Also, do you ever notice how some of the shiftiest people also claim to be the most religious? It’s as if they use religion as a smoke screen to sweep their trash behavior under the rug. Then they will preach how “Only God can judge me” so as to silence their critics, if only in their own heads.

  • REV X
    August 30, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    Reverend Rathet is the mightiest of surnames i may surmise! Tur tuhL girl delivers another sermon like Eric!(i made that up) The Reverend X is the true way, see youtube! The dancing, the praise breaks! True gold my ninja

  • Monsignor BiG AnG
    August 30, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Daughters darkie bf looks like a player in the WNBA, or a BET drama/thriller actor . Think gay! Or she copying kardashians and wanted a “Homie-Pet”!

    • Fck12
      November 9, 2020 at 12:59 am

      That’s her son dumbass

  • Daddy pastor must be so proud!
    August 30, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    This cracks me up I’m so glad you wrote a follow up piece! You should have dug into the son and his “wifey” too. They’re pretty impressive as well. Also it says he met her right out of highschool, that is a bold face lie. Its was years after highschool. She lived in orange MA and ended up moving to Worcester where she hooked up with this guy. He beat the piss out of her multiple times and then one day they were all godly and preaching god shit. Because that makes it all better. Shes a real peach too…do some more digging, you’ll find some good stuff.

    August 30, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    What does it take to be a pastor, revered, or preacher? Usually nothing. That’s why those churches are scams.
    Every time you see a storefront/tent church you can bet there is some “spiritual leader” driving a new S-Class while his/her parishioners use food stamps. AME and Baptist/ Protestant/ Episcopalian/ whatever aren’t much better, but at least they have the decency to fake the funk and get a proper church building.

    • z
      August 30, 2019 at 9:06 pm

      Notice you left out the Roman Catholics? The most woke religion when it comes to their hierarchy. Any particular reason? Or are they righteous.

        August 30, 2019 at 9:20 pm

        See, re: Spotlight.

        I still consider them the least corrupt of all the major denominations, including LDS.

      • Death cult
        September 1, 2019 at 2:17 am

        Muslim muslim muslim

  • Another Homerun
    August 30, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    Another awesome story Bristol, I’m a big fan of your work.
    I was so impressed when you went in undercover to the Rivkah Center as a battered junkie dumpsterfloppa that I was wondering if you wore a disguise for that and if you had to use a fake personality?

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      August 30, 2019 at 8:19 pm

      Oh come on, we both know I just had to be myself, don’t play coy.

  • Klancy
    August 30, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Did any of the daughters marry a Stanley by any chance?

  • z
    August 30, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    Should have tossed in a Buddy Jesus photo.

  • marilynsantos45
    August 30, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    wow now a days ppl follow the first idiot who called them self POSTOR
    they jst stilling the ppl money so they can pay billz hav nice car they all well dressed when they to go church,if you go by or jst watch all his follower are dress poor ,like they buy the clothes at second store,all fake pastor are a bunch ASSHOLE driving nice cars taking the church fo;llowers money

  • hartf811
    August 30, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    Shoot the whole family before the breed more. Whores are emulating the Kardashian’s with black savages only without the roundballers money.

  • Uncle hitler
    August 30, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Not a Jew let him go.

  • Peter Dautel
    Deez Nuts
    August 30, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    I’m guessing Democratic Party leanings…. -Just a hunch….

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 30, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    The guy looks like Jim Jones. If you go to his church, stay away from the grape Kool-aid.

  • Never trust a guinea Baptist.
    August 30, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    “But Your Honah !! I DID turn the other fucking cheek, but this cop cocksukah just kept comin’ Up on me like the Romans at Gethsemane !! I’m a patient fucking Christian, but I’ll be butt-fucked by Barrabas if I’ll let these muthafuckers push ME around like I’m some kind of Judas bitch !! Y’know what I fuckin’ mean ?

  • Allah board
    August 30, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    The Lawd works in mysterious ways my brothas and sistas. Just put up your money… Or EBT… Or Jesus will be downright mad at you asses!

  • Lisa
    August 30, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    One by one each of these ratchet churches I’m going to be shut down buy Turtle Boy or turtles followers. Which is the way it should be assholes being assholes is one thing doing it for the sake of the Lord just bad. I think the Lord will be riding the turtle on this one shut them all down

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 30, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    I miss The Cornerstone in Southie.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      August 30, 2019 at 8:14 pm

      Same here and my previous comment was removed…I wonder why

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